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2019-02-28 at 4:55 PM UTC in LJ, DontTellEm, CandyRein, ItyBit, &Firecrochkitty are all dreamsicles...fucking pathetic
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2019-02-28 at 4:31 PM UTC in Where did you go to college?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a nasty motorcycle accident in Macclesfield after a chick I was trying to bang refused to give me a good night kiss after I'd drove her home, I still have the road rash scars…some new bypass that was opened in around ummm '92 or so.
The cop interviewing me at the hospital (as they scrubbed the road gravel out of my wounds) said "how fast were you going"…I said "45"…he said "We measured the the scraping on the NEW road surface at 273 ft and the blood trail was 74ft…don't tell me you were doing 45"
He let me off with a warning in the end because no one else was involved and said "Don't come to my town again".
The upside was the chick felt guilty and blamed herself and bestowed her body on me, the downside was I was wrapped up in fucking bandages and couldn't take advantage of the gift for 6 weeks.
lol, u know you've reached peak cool-ness when you get so upset at a rejection that u ride ur motorcycle away really fast listening to linking park and get in a crash -
2019-02-28 at 3:45 PM UTC in California should feel ashamedIt's 8:45, the weather is getting better by the hour
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2019-02-28 at 3:02 PM UTC in California should feel ashamedlanny pretty much hit the nail on the head, in california you're pretty much expected to be intelligent, good looking, successful, tolerant, and do drugs. also on top of that there's usually like 3-4 people in psychotic episodes you have to deal with daily just walking around to get to work or whatever. it's hard to keep up with sometimes.
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2019-02-28 at 4:34 AM UTC in Robert P Freestyles - The Grinddamn that flo is sick son
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2019-02-28 at 4:31 AM UTC in being "under fire"whenever there's a news article about anyone doing anything that some minority group decides to get outraged about, they always say that the offender is "under fire" but what exactly does that mean? it just means some people are pissed off at you. i doubt they're rushing for some underground bunker or shelter because they're under fire. they're probably just sitting at home watching tv
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2019-02-28 at 4:01 AM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?
Originally posted by gadzooks I guess if there is such a thing as an M-hole, I can say I've been there.
I used to do MDMA all the damn time…
MDMA is just unlike any other drug though… It's like it's physically impossible to have a bad time on it (overdosing and all that aside, of course).
It's like… ridiculous levels of euphoria.
Ketamine, though, I don't even consider it moderately euphoric. It's just… Different. That's the only reason I like to do a few key bumps from time to time. It's a different experience from what I'm used to.
But a full-on K-hole (where you're completely paralyzed as far as everyone around you is concerned) sounds pretty intense.
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2019-02-28 at 4 AM UTC in going from being a non functional drug addict to a functional drug addict
Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a black NA meeting one time on accident in the ghetto and thought i was gonna get robbed. there was some good dudes in there tho. IDK, I think I kind of prefer AA bc it's a bit more sophisticated. I don't go to meetings outside my IOP though. Dont have time yet (lol)
lol once when i had to go to na/aa 3 times a week for this program i was in i had to find another meeting that week and i found some random one on a schedule and showed up and didnt realize it was a womens meeting. i was just hanging out in there until like 5 minutes before they started i realized there were like 50 people in the room and i was the only guy. i told the people in charge i had accidentally come to this meeting so they said i could stay unless anyone objected to it, which nobody did. it was kinda awkward but funny i guess -
2019-02-28 at 3:56 AM UTC in people don't know how to fucking stream vegetables correctly
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2019-02-28 at 3:56 AM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?
Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I've never K-holed, and I'm happy for that fact.
For some it might be interesting and all that… But, personally, I prefer keeping at least some of my connection to the external world in tact.
how can you be happy for it if you never tried it? i've actually never k holed but i've definitely m holed before and it's very fun. you lay down and close your eyes and feel these waves of euphoric vertigo wash over your head, where each one makes the whole euphoria more intense, and then you just kind of go to this insanely trippy place it's kind of hard to describe. it sounds not fun and looks not fun but it is in fact pretty fun. you should try it. -
2019-02-28 at 3:44 AM UTC in people don't know how to fucking stream vegetables correctly
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2019-02-28 at 3:42 AM UTC in people don't know how to fucking stream vegetables correctly
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2019-02-28 at 3:14 AM UTC in What was it like the first time you did drugs?My first drug ever was codeine/promethazine cough syrup I found in our medicine cabinet. It was pretty uneventful because I didn’t know what to expect from drugs at all let alone a really subtle opiate. I went to a family members wedding and it was alright.
The next drug I did was bundy, about 300 mg of lozenges if I remember correctly. I remembered the codeine experiment and how light it was and honestly thought drugs were all going to be very subtle experiences. I went to a high school football game and hung out with some friends who were not nearly as fucked up as I was. I had to stay the night at a friends house because I was too fucked up. I remember feeling dissociated as fuck at his house staring at the ceiling fan with a 3rd friend who also took some after I told him I was fucked up. -
2019-02-27 at 7:18 PM UTC in framing someone as an internet personalitywould this be a viable method of blackmail. asking for a friend
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2019-02-27 at 7:18 PM UTC in framing someone as an internet personalitylet's say someone made an account on a website like reddit or some other forum and then made some level of notoriety for themselves for having some sort of serious character defect like they're a pedo or racist or something, but along the way they looked up some innocent person and leave subtle clues over time so that eventually they can be "doxxed" where the person doing the doxxing would unknowingly be tricked into doxxing the wrong person
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2019-02-27 at 7:01 PM UTC in people don't know how to fucking steam vegetables correctly
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2019-02-27 at 6:54 PM UTC in people don't know how to fucking steam vegetables correctlythe best way to steam vegetables is put them in a glass container with a little water in the bottom and cover it with saran wrap or something like that and poke some holes then microwave it for 3-4 minutes, longer if you're doing for more than one person. then you take them out and thats it. people think you need to buy some fancy rice cooker with a tray to steam vegetables which is horse shit from the rice cooker industry who are in bed with big oil/big pharma/geourge bush
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2019-02-27 at 6:50 PM UTC in I just got my tax refund!i don't remember how much I'm getting back because i was on xanax while i did it lmao
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2019-02-27 at 6:49 PM UTC in courting jennifer hananyways, if we can get back on topic from these purposeful thread derailments from this monocle guy
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2019-02-27 at 6:45 PM UTC in courting jennifer han
