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    do you think the feds would come kick my door in if i was just selling chocolate chip cookies on the darknet? and sometimes people want cookies so they might just buy some if they have like 20 bucks in leftover btc in their account
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Umm... I doubt people would even use their Bitcoin pocket change to buy cookies that way.

    Also, literally everyone will be confused by why cookies are being advertised next to heroin and stolen credit card information.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Umm… I doubt people would even use their Bitcoin pocket change to buy cookies that way.

    Also, literally everyone will be confused by why cookies are being advertised next to heroin and stolen credit card information.

    what, you've never done heroin and then binged on sweet food?
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    i used to have this roommate and we both bought foot pretty frequently and we were both cool with eating a little of each others food even without asking first, it just worked out better like that since we bought different things anyways. but one time he had a really big bottle of orange juice in there and i did heroin and was craving orange juice so i started drinking it, which would have been fine if i just had some but before i knew it the whole thing was gone and he was mildly annoyed with me so i had to buy him a new one.

    fuck, now i want a cookie
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    With 96% fish scale cocoa extract
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what, you've never done heroin and then binged on sweet food?

    Oh don't even get me started on opiate-induced sweet tooth. When I was on methadone I gained like 50 lbs.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i used to have this roommate and we both bought foot pretty frequently and we were both cool with eating a little of each others foot even without asking first, it just worked out better like that

    Fixt
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III fuck, now i want a cookie

    And, of course, in about a week (or more) you will be able to satiate that need from your Tor-bought cookies.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh don't even get me started on opiate-induced sweet tooth. When I was on methadone I gained like 50 lbs.

    Weird. I eat way healthier instead. I get a craving for vinegar too.
  10. #10
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Next you'll try and sell lanny on the darknet, probably before he even comes of age.
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh don't even get me started on opiate-induced sweet tooth. When I was on methadone I gained like 50 lbs.

    well, there you go. the perfect thing to go with your heroin
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