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2018-07-22 at 5:50 AM UTC in What is the best penis pump?

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What does a penis pump do? Which one should I buy?

2018-07-20 at 10:17 PM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)

BummyMofo African Astronaut

Originally posted by itybit Why on earth would you get up and leave when she complimented you

because he's lying and none of this actually happened

2018-07-20 at 7:47 AM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)

BummyMofo African Astronaut

Originally posted by Manonfire All ur stories are 100% made up to

Yeah this does sound really fake and gay

2018-07-19 at 1:06 PM UTC in Which is worse on a moral level?

BummyMofo African Astronaut

Originally posted by Cootehill This.

I far far prefer niggers to kikes.

Kikes won't even obey their own God's laws, they have to find loopholes around them.

Amen brotha, niggaz don't always do the right thing but we play fair in the grand scheme. Black power

2018-07-16 at 11:05 AM UTC in GIB ME DATS!!! Getting money from the US government

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Originally posted by Ajax I don’t get shit from the government. Instead, I spend time researching ways to reduce my taxable income and/or reduce my future taxable income. I still pay too much in taxes.

Yuh fuck em, I ain't never pay federal taxes ever. They should be paying me, damn rich old mothafuckas

2018-07-16 at 2:46 AM UTC in Kyle Odom's manifesto

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Drawings look like Pepe the frog nugga

but how is it that this pastor nigga got shot by Odom, a fuckin marine or some shit who has been trained, 6 times and lived to comment on the story??

2018-07-16 at 2:41 AM UTC in Are you for or against the death penalty?

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Niggas have been gettin lynched fo' shit they didn't do for centuries. In this mothafuckin' country
.... man shit ain't right

2018-07-16 at 2:15 AM UTC in Would you bang Roseanne?

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Hell fuckin yeah. Would be an honor

2018-07-16 at 12:10 AM UTC in Long hair

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Yeah that shit ain't cute

2018-07-15 at 9:41 PM UTC in Richard Simmons is straight

BummyMofo African Astronaut

Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q he may be too young

In his 60s

2018-07-15 at 8:15 AM UTC in Richard Simmons is straight

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He's the fitness guy, don't tell me you don't know Richard???

2018-07-15 at 6:18 AM UTC in Richard Simmons is straight

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Probably has several fatherless kids out there.

Simmons has been out of the loop lately. Could be handling all this shit.

2018-07-12 at 11:52 AM UTC in To all them niggas huffing Duster n shit

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Originally posted by ohfralala That shit is so ice cold I don’t know how anybody could stand it. But duster huffers do offer some comedic gold.

Yea I've seen psychotic shit and retarded shit occur at the same time. I've known niggas huffing in public and yelling at random people walking by.

Originally posted by Manonfire U deserve to live in poverty

Go huff ya fuckin duster shit you desperate ass nigga

2018-07-10 at 11:24 PM UTC in Niggas ain't between jobs if they never had one to begin w/

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Originally posted by Zanick If your boy is lying to everyone, I think he probably has a lot of shame about it. It can't be easy being 29 with no job or qualifications, and I'm not surprised that he would choose to deceive people rather than actually tell them this. Why don't you be a friend and look into a night class for him where he can get his GED?

Niggas are shameless bro.

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits (with the Gucci suits)
Ain't got no job, but I stay suave (I stay suave)
Can't pay my rent, 'cause all my money's spent (I can't pay my rent)
But that's okay, 'cause I'm Still Fly (Damn! 'Cause I'm so fly)

Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class (in my E-Class Benz)
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everything in my momma name (We got everything, in my momma name)
But I'm Hood Rich (uh huh!)

2018-07-10 at 5:18 PM UTC in Niggas ain't between jobs if they never had one to begin w/

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just sayin, my boy be tellin everyone he between jobs this nigga is 29 and he ain't got no job and ain't got no GED!

actually that's me too but at least I got some shame about it

2018-07-10 at 5:15 PM UTC in To all them niggas huffing Duster n shit

BummyMofo African Astronaut

yall niggas stupid as hell

2018-07-10 at 7:12 AM UTC in LeBron with Lakers

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Originally posted by 🏚 The fact that there's two sides to this. One, he needed to stay in Cleveland and he literally just reinvented the wheel by going to the heat…

Or two, (and we'll never know the truth due to astronomical balances and forces) we can look at Miami like it was a good thing for him, and without the Miami experience, he would never had that mindset for Cleveland.

Personally I would have liked to see Lebron do it the old fashioned way, like Jordan. Where was the loyalty. On the other hand, I'm just glad he brought a modicum of respect to the Cleveland franchise.

So on one hand you gotta have love for him like a sexy prostitute. But that's the thing, that's what he is… A prostitute.

He's like a prostitute who chooses to be a prostitute. He has enough money to not be a ho and to be classy, but he's basically a greedy whore.

2018-07-10 at 6:49 AM UTC in LeBron with Lakers

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Originally posted by 🏚 I think Lebron is a complicated creature.

And that's all I have to say about that

He's a hoop-shooting nig nog. What's not to understand?

2018-07-10 at 6:12 AM UTC in LeBron with Lakers

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Is this good? y/n?

I hate the Lakers and now more than ever I'd like to see them lose.

2018-07-01 at 5:18 PM UTC in "Basketball Americans" the new PC term for blacks

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Fuckin bullshit. They got it from urbandictionary.

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