Posts by BummyMofo

1. 2018-06-08 at 12:30 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then start your own business and stop mooching off the rents.

   
   Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits (with the Gucci suits)
   Ain't got no job, but I stay suave (I stay suave)
   Can't pay my rent, 'cause all my money's spent (I can't pay my rent)
   But that's okay, 'cause I'm Still Fly (Damn! 'Cause I'm so fly)
   
   Got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class (in my E-Class Benz)
   But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
   Got everything in my momma name (We got everything, in my momma name)
   But I'm Hood Rich (uh huh!)
2. 2018-06-08 at 12:28 PM UTC in GIB ME DATS!!! Getting money from the US government
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist dunno bout US but UK is piss easy.
   
   
   
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   Get a sun tan, grow a pube-ish beard, put on a turban and say that you're a refugee. lol I bet you get it easy af that way
3. 2018-06-08 at 12:22 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Nigga those full agonists can and do cause physical withdrawal.

   
   bro I quit it cold turkey after smoking daily, I used to order the chemical myself and put a bit of it at the end of a cigarette
   funny enough I went through nicotine withdrawals, but nothing really happened. I don't think my health was put in jeopardy
4. 2018-06-08 at 12:20 PM UTC in GIB ME DATS!!! Getting money from the US government
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Welfare,
   disability,
   unemployment,
   etc.
   
   How do you get money from the government? Best way to go about it?
5. 2018-06-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mso8 i used to card shark in bars when i was younger. i need to find a normal job, my family has been getting very annoyed lately.

   
   Can't knock the hustle, my nigga
6. 2018-06-08 at 12:09 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Manonfire That shit was most addicting
   Worse then meth
   Worse then pain pills
   That shit controlled me man
   So glad it's ouourt of here

   
   synthetic cannibinoids aren't physically addictive, there's no evidence of that.
   But perhaps whatever variety was being sold in your area had something more in it.
   
   back when UR-144 and some of the JWHs were the legal chems being used, it was pretty strong and would do the job, but nobody would have withdrawals or anything from it.
7. 2018-06-08 at 12:06 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I like the direction that this has gone. But what y'all don't realize is that most of us niggas are NEETs, but we make money by being scummy ass mothafuckas. I buy alcohol for minors, sell weed to tourists, occasionally catfish some betamale ass mothafucka by posing ass a cute lil white bitch and having them send me some money on paypal.
   
   Y'all "wagecucks" are bitter, need to learn to adopt the real negro lifestyle. I don't even pay no mothafuckin taxes but I have lots of jedielry and video games n shit
8. 2018-06-07 at 3:14 PM UTC in New user help
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   If you ain't 21 yet and need me to buy you some shit, hmu you just throw $20 my way + whatever it costs for the drink you want
9. 2018-06-07 at 3:11 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I make my money by being a mothafuckin hustla. I don't need a fuckin job, that's shit for conformist bitches.
10. 2018-06-07 at 2:53 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I just feel so betrayed by our one black president, who was supposedly a smoker of the herb himself at one point. Nigga, the war on drugs is what led to this shit being sold in head shops, so what does he do? Ban it, and doesn't even make weed legal. Fuck a nigga named Barack Hussein Obama.
11. 2018-06-07 at 2:45 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    "Loser," he says. Nigga, you can't be tellin' me shit. I ain't got a job because I don't listen to anything nobody says.
12. 2018-06-07 at 2:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Spice isn't physically addictive, faggot ass lying nigga.
    
    I do understand your craving it, though. I quit it years ago and I still kinda wanna smoke it. It made everything hilarious and fun.
13. 2018-06-07 at 2:15 PM UTC in Who else is jobless in their mid-20's/older?
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I ain't got no mothafuckin job, I just live w/my family and I don't do shit
    
    can't be the only one here tho, where the bummy niggas @?
14. 2018-06-07 at 2:13 PM UTC in Smokin on dat spice-K2 shit
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I remember back in the day you could get that mothafuckin shit at any head shop, then Obama the bitch ass nigga banned it...
    
    I miss it because it was legal, niggas would freak out on that shit and have psychotic moments, but I could chill w/it
    
    How could Obama ban this shit but not make regular weed legal? Now a nigga has no way to get legally high... it's fucking bullshit, if you ask me, but I do miss smokin dat spice. Anyone remember this shit?
    
15. 2018-06-07 at 2:03 PM UTC in i sell tape as a work from home hobby lol
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    DAAAAAAAMN son, you livin' the dream