Posts by BummyMofo

1. 2019-02-20 at 11:21 PM UTC in Bitches will never truly love me cuz my dick is small
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   So bitches nowadays have had their ride on the cock carousel and are desensitized to anything under 6 inches.
   
   I can probably get me a money grubbing whore and maybe she'll even get to like me as a friend. But no hoe will ever get any satisfaction from me
   
   r/smalldicklife
2. 2019-02-20 at 11:08 PM UTC in Niggas should feel ashamed.
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   At least niggas used to have some talent. Bone Thugs rapped about bullshit but they had good voices and the music was good.
   
   Niggas make themselves sound like robots now and yell at the mic, or mumble in it, niggas want their shit to sound stupid.
3. 2019-02-20 at 11:06 PM UTC in Sluts should feel ashamed.
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 What kind of homo doesn’t love sluts?

   
   Why love a slut? They can't love you back. You know that.
4. 2019-02-20 at 5:02 PM UTC in Niggas should feel ashamed.
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala I heard Travis Scott was going to Harvard to become an architect.

   
   Nigga is prolly just gonna build a nightclub or whore house or some shit. And you already know the nigga paid to get into Harvard he didn't get in legit.
5. 2019-02-20 at 4:56 PM UTC in Niggas should feel ashamed.
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   All this hip-hop skip-skop bibbidy-bop bullshit. Niggas ruined music. It glorifies crime and pimping and shit and selling crack and stealing shit and all of it sounds like a robot voice or sounds like the nigga got cotton in his mouth trying to talk fast. Future and Young Thug should be publicly executed like Saddam Hussein those niggas are the worst.
6. 2019-02-20 at 4:52 PM UTC in Sluts should feel ashamed.
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Polyamory and promiscuity have ruined society. All this teen mom shit and bitches sending nudes and then demanding respect despite it all. Fuck em. Niggas are fucking this shit up too because they can't just find a solid gf and be grateful they have to fuck 100 times and tbh niggas are hoes. Hoe ass niggas. The only respect I have for Islam is that they don't tolerate lascivious fuckin bullshit.
7. 2019-02-20 at 12:28 PM UTC in Why do Indians shit in holes
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny maybe his asshole is not as tight as ours.

   
   See this is why I always say it, I always say...
   
   y'all niggas are gay
8. 2019-02-20 at 12:25 PM UTC in Our idiot president
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ECAP

   
   Oh that naughty Kathy. She's so bad xD xD xD
9. 2019-02-20 at 4:06 AM UTC in Our idiot president
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   If Trump legalizes marijuana, I'll ride or die for him.
10. 2019-02-20 at 3:39 AM UTC in Why do Indians shit in holes
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because white men cant design a descent toilet bowl.
    
    everytime i shit over a sitting bowl i had to aim my asshole at its sidewall so that there arent any splash backs that wet my ass.
    
    every single time.

    
    There are those prison toilets or the ones on boats that use super suction
11. 2019-02-20 at 1:37 AM UTC in Our idiot president
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    At least we don't have no damn female in charge.
    
    Could you imagine those uppity feminist cunts rubbing it in our face if Hillary had won?
12. 2019-02-20 at 1:34 AM UTC in Why do Indians shit in holes
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    The whole poo in loo thing, I don't get it.
    
    Why do you want to shit in a hole? It's like French people who piss in street gutters but worse.
13. 2019-02-19 at 12:38 PM UTC in Raise your hand if you live in a country that has never had a woman leader
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Campbell
    
    My hands are tied.

    
    That's a hook nose if I've ever seen one.
14. 2019-02-19 at 3:47 AM UTC in Raise your hand if you live in a country that has never had a woman leader
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    ✋
    Some of y'all niggas I know can't say the same
15. 2019-02-18 at 6:06 PM UTC in Is there a way to influence the outcome of a fetus gender
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    What is their method? I want my first child to be male.
16. 2019-02-18 at 6:03 PM UTC in Is there a way to influence the outcome of a fetus gender
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    You know, when the fetus is in utero, can you do something to make sure it's a boy or girl?
17. 2019-02-18 at 4:45 PM UTC in Women just want to be raped
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Nigga you a psycho bro
18. 2019-02-10 at 4:55 AM UTC in Bill Cosby versus Bing Crosby
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Who would win, in their primes?
19. 2019-02-10 at 2:47 AM UTC in Niggas deserve Oscars for being such convincing actors
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain I hate the thought of black men running Walmart.. I'm just sayin..

    
    Walmart is ghetto as fuck though it makes sense. Niggas own something that's relevant to them.
20. 2019-02-10 at 2:46 AM UTC in I like watching ugly girls get fucked
    

    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I've been jacking off lately to porn of ugly chicks. I rewatched The Sopranos and for some reason Tony's sister turned me on so I went and started jacking off to videos of ugly bitches. I search up "ugly girl" on xhamster and pornhub etc never fails.
    
    What the hell is going on here with me