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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They do. They go around in a fleet of execution vans kicking in doors at 3am and dragging out people who made a post criticizing the CCP terrorists. The vans are a one-stop-shop, where they pronounce you guilty, execute you, harvest and package your organs, all within an hour in the same van. Nobody knows where the people went.

    CCP is a mothafucker mayne
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Far McFar I think there is a slaughterhouse pagan cult that are orgy bisexual or fagsexual Heathens

    God is set in his ways. He does not approve

    Don't know anything about that but anything is possible

    this morning I saw some angry benny heads fighting outside the public library (which is closed today anyway) they were both fighting dirty as hell grabbing and tearing their clothes off real barbaric primal shit
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood when I worked at the pork slaughterhouse all the guys would touch each others asses or even dicks like they would just run up, squeeze your ass and run away giggling. I have no idea what kind of third world homoerotic work culture was going on here but even the whites participated

    maybe the haunted spirit of a gay pig was possessing them. I never took part in the ass grabbing but one time I did twerk a dead pigs nipples and then slap it on the ass really hard. Nobody laughed, they just kinda stared at me like I was an insane person.

    I quit shortly after

    Sounds like a fucked up line of work where would you get any joy in that anyway
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    This has gone off in a real different direction

    Biden and Koala Bearis are doomed to the heat meiser KKK faggotman
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk If you work for yourself and get a good clientele from a upper class neighborhood you can do pretty well

    theyre all taken the hustlers hustled right on em

    kind of sucks i do like to mow grass its a calming chore very satisfying when you see your perfect S-lines in the lawn and weed wacking is fun

    dam too bad i always try lookin up them jobs on craigslist those hirers just always blow my ass off
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The trades are paying huge money. Painting, drywall, roofing, woodworking, automotive, landscaping, they are desperate for workers and will pay big money. If you won't take advantage of this situation, you deserve everything you don't get.

    Landscaping? For real? Like mowing lawns?? chacho mexicoman is getting paid half minimum wage doing those jobs idk where you are gettin these landscaping jobs from but God bless if you get one hold it and don't fuckin let go cause the lightning bolt will strike you down and put you back in the gutter town
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    what you want that fax board fo?
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    you get a very nippy KKK
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo sell heroin and fentanyl. the profit margins are insane. if you really want to get paid start pressing blues

    Good way to get ya ass beat and given 20 years in maximum
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    there is no way to make money to meet the demands of living

    i wont work at no mckey dees no more i did it i tried the pyramid schemes the hustles the crack sellin

    none of it makes enough dough its a bust so what a nigga gonna do sides clown round on the internet and pray for a miracle.
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 0DarkThirtyMechanic

    unholy shit
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy My dad used to smoke synthetic weed too, you two should hang out

    that K2 Clone sheit? nah negro i pass on that
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs so post a picture of yourself standing next to normal people then

    no thank you KKK
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I like the direction this post went
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I just take giant fibourous dumps every day thanks to the fiber bars i eat
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs ive met you in real life, youre from brooklyn, balding and live part time with your sister. post a picture of yourself standing next to non short people

    lmfao I have never been to brooklyn in my life niggs please. you have me confused w someone else.
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    you can't relax the muscles they keep spazzing and it just burns damn
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs you are like 5'6 and no body fat

    not a midget but approaching leprecaun territory.

    i dont know how you can smoke so much fucking weed at your size. the synthetic shit mustve fried your receptors

    wtf i am not no 5'6 boy you dont know me who the fuck you think you talkin to
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs Well you are about the size of a leprecaun, you should go there wearing your classic sweat pants and sweater outfit, but green. Maybe a green beany too.

    nah im not a midget
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    It's a great way to meet an irish lass i tel ye wot
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