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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    dafuk does this mean?
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Main problem here is you can't smoke that good ass weed recreationally
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I love y'all crazy ass white mothafuckas. Keep it coming y'all
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    If she's an 8/10
    Only has 1 or 2 kids
    She's a little vapid but sweet

    Come on you incel fags, what other choice do you have?
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Your mom.
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep, any crazy bitch that contacts you years later to "go over things"…is clearly a fucking nut.

    ..go over what bitch? I dumped your fat ass.

    I'm ashamed to say tho that I did this once to a girl who dumped me...she ghosted me so fast lmao

    live and learn
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Smoking crack resin is great, the black rock is even better than the white rock.
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    what is DH
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Ok, imagine she's as fat as Adele is. In fact, let's just say she's Adele but without the fame and half the money (but still enough to support you)



    Also mind you her father is still a gangster. Russian mob or something like that.

    Marry her y/n?
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I really like the direction this thread took.
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Yeah. Like fucking.

    girl u nasty
    but i want DRUGS NIGGA make this shit easy for me
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill DNP. It blocks cellular energy mechanisms, so the weight just falls off. It's very safe when used with care, despite what they say.

    Sounds good, do I just ask around the gym or what?
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Preferably not meth?

    I want to slim down a bit but not lose teeth or get knifed by my dealer
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Ahh I see. Y'all niggas like chubby bitches here?
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?

    No, none of that. Be faithful because her father is a gangster and will fuck your shit up
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 He has to do community service resulting from his "serious personal crisis" from a while back.

    Look for him collecting trash on the side of the road in Houston wearing an orange jump suit.

    What he do, kill a hooker?
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    She loves you and can support you but doesn't want kids.

    y/n?
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I am an unemployed bum, so I can post here as much as I want every day.
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Donald Trump is a real BAMF, he's a mothafuckin pimp for sure. I think he's just what we needed. Tell bitches that they ain't shit. Democrat bitches would have had my ass paying higher child support, fuck that shit boy.
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Taking a stinky, toxic diarrhea dump

    Favorite Adam Sandler movie?
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