People don't knock out like in movies, like James Bond waking up an hour after getting knocked out and being fine. Losing consciousness due to head injury is a Big Deal.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
What are they going to do about it?
When I was completely Benzed out I'd be very honest. Like, "Complete shit. My brother tried to kill himself and I'm just out of rehab and already relapsed so I'm thinking about doing the same, you?" Hahaha. That's a great way to freak people out at a random meeting in a grocery store.
Nice. Sorry about your brother though
I've only done it once when I was in a very bad mood. I was clearly upset, and they asked "how are you today?"
"Considering suicide, thanks for asking."
He did that weird nervous laugh that people do when they believe what you said but want you to think they thought it was a joke
But, it worked. He hasn't asked it again.
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Originally posted by Juicebox
At one point in time my mother wanted a cheap computer for Journaling or some shit
I was at goodwill one day and saw that they had a few old ass iMacs, and wanted $10 a piece for them, so I bought one
She didn't like it, so I thought maybe it would be worth something because it was so old and you know how applefags can be
Found out they were selling for around $100, not really worth it to me so it just sat in the trunk of a car for a while
A couple years later, after I had been forced into homelessness due to low pay and shitty family, my bridgemates and I were sitting around a fire drunk and stoned as fuck, trying to figure something to do
So we started finding things to throw on the fire to pass the time. Old clothes, non working electronics, a box of 7.62x39 rounds, stuff like that
Eventually we ran out of shit, so we went to my car,which was parked in a parking lot a quarter mile away, and looked in there for shit to burn. We saw the iMac, and looked at each other. We knew this was gonna be fun.
When we first threw it on the fire it didn't seem to do anything. For like ten minutes it just sat there. A puff of smoke now and again, a small pop. Boring. So one of my bridgemates hit it a few times with the axe we used to chop logs,and threw a cup of kerosene on it
It began decomposing at a quicker rate now, popping louder and more often, the plastic parts began to melt and shrink, and eventually this thick, black smoke that caused nearly instant syncope if inhaled began to pour out.
Eventually it got to be too much and we had to leave that section of the bridge, electing to sit on the railroad tracks about 50 yards away instead. We were protected from the smoke by a ten foot wall.
By now the smoke was pouring out and small explosions occurred irregularly every couple of minutes. We were almost positive that a visit from the fire department was imminent. But we had a horrible realization: we forgot the fucking beer on the other side of the wall.
So I drew in a deep breath, ran back behind the wall, grabbed the 12 pack, and ran back out, with just enough breath to spare.
A couple beers later, the smoke was still pouring out and the explosions had become more frequent but less powerful, occurring every few seconds. We couldn't remember where our box of 500 9mm rounds were, and we became worried that they were the source of the constant pops.
So I drew another deep breath and ran back in, looked around, and found the box of ammo about 6 feet from the fire. The fire had spread to a larger area but was still not tall, and well away from our storage area or anything else flammable.
I grabbed the box, but ran out of breath on my way out, and accidentally got a lung full of the smoke, which nearly knocked me right out. I became instantly dizzy and couldn't stand up, so I set the box of ammo down on the other side of the wall, and crawled back to the railroad tracks. After a moment of recuperation I got the box of ammo and brought it to our spot on the tracks.
No matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing for a solid hour
Good times indeed
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Go back there when you're clean in a couple of weeks and tell her. Don't let the death of your soul be pointless. Maybe it was the birth of something, that's painful, too.
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I went up to the counter at Walgreens, and this cute Asian girl, probably around 25, comes up to the counter.
"Hey, how may I help you?"
"I need to get some insulin syringes. 29 gauge, 50 units"
"Do you have a prescription?"
"I don't have it with me."
Never in my life has a simple look changed my mood. Normally if someone gives me a shitty look, I just think "lol fuck you too buddy" and go on my way.
But there was something different about this one. This one got me. I was in a pretty good mood too, which is rare. It totally drained me. Maybe she was a witch.
She went to the back, got my shit and checked me out, all without looking at me again.
It seems to be at the discretion of the pharmacists whether you get those without a prescription or not, so at least I got my shit, but I paid for it with part of my soul. At least that shows that there's SOME humanity left, which is a good thing I guess.
Yeah yeah I'm a pussy blah blah but honestly, I've never known the power that looks can have until now.
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actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.
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What about American? You faggots claim all kinds of shit. You're all Irish/Italian/German etc. Don't fucking act like your gypsy ancestors who hopped on a boat to get away from the ovens weren't migrants. You're either born American or you're not.
"But this is different because hurr durrr".
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I'm done fighting with you but you post very distinctively compared to any other American I have ever seen.
The crazy thing is that your structuring and just overall style resembles that of a German teen girl with migrant background. Like, precisely. That's really weird. I have never seen that before.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Ya pathetic bunch of unemployed, disgruntled, lazy, MOON PERSON douchebag losers who still live at home with Mom and Dad. Lol… if you dweebs are the the definition of what's cool around these parts then I'm content to be considered a 'normie'. 😅😃☺
A little tip for you bud. The best insults are grounded in reality. For example "you're an ugly overweight man who dies his hair in a wildly unsuccessful attempt to look younger than you are and you have a small penis". A bad insult might be something like "you're a whore with no standards" because while you probably don't have standards, we all know you don't get laid which makes calling you a whore an ineffective insult. Don't worry buddy, keep working on it and you'll figure out how to insult people one day, we're all rooting for you.
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I like to sick lovers, meow mix delivers, gives me the shivers and I quiver like a pine of the porcu, mom should abort you, but she won't cuz she's tame, lame brained and aimed at having kids with her last name. Carry on that LEGACY, OH my God my kids are amazing see? Look. The one gets straight A's, u amazed, it's how he was borne and raised.
The other hes a fucking cuck, just had his step dad fuck him in the you know what. What? That disgusting, why you busting? Please die?
Mommy I don't wanna smoke thst marijuana (SpectraL shout out)
But I just did it anyway and now I'm on a
A trip, a slide, a bitch, a ride.
Penis.
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Rizzo in a box
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[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
Originally posted by Item 9
you were always such a genious troll, i see it now
eat some fucking nutmeg benzos are for little bitches that don't even deserve to eat acid, if you have to eat fucking benzos to enjoy acid you literally hate Jesus Christ.
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