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  1. Madman African Astronaut
    SEXually aggressive
  2. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm high on pills and going to use a slight cold as a reason to drink a bottle of Nyquil. I haven't felt so anti social in a while. I could literally go on a boat and jet ski but I really just want to read, plot, listen to hip hop and send sexually aggressive messages to teenagers

    Make sure that, when they say "WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM" or whatever variation you have up there to say "you? I was talking about your sister"

    Eventually you'll get one that has a 7 year old sister and it will be hilarious
  3. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Well, fuck.

    I went up to the counter at Walgreens, and this cute Asian girl, probably around 25, comes up to the counter.

    "Hey, how may I help you?"

    "I need to get some insulin syringes. 29 gauge, 50 units"

    "Do you have a prescription?"

    "I don't have it with me."

    Never in my life has a simple look changed my mood. Normally if someone gives me a shitty look, I just think "lol fuck you too buddy" and go on my way.

    But there was something different about this one. This one got me. I was in a pretty good mood too, which is rare. It totally drained me. Maybe she was a witch.

    She went to the back, got my shit and checked me out, all without looking at me again.

    It seems to be at the discretion of the pharmacists whether you get those without a prescription or not, so at least I got my shit, but I paid for it with part of my soul. At least that shows that there's SOME humanity left, which is a good thing I guess.

    Yeah yeah I'm a pussy blah blah but honestly, I've never known the power that looks can have until now.
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Go back there when you're clean in a couple of weeks and tell her. Don't let the death of your soul be pointless. Maybe it was the birth of something, that's painful, too.
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I've literally been through hell the past three weeks and it was absolutely worth it. I really wish you the best, my friend. You're one of the realest people I've met.
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  6. Originally posted by stare rape Well, fuck.

    I went up to the counter at Walgreens, and this cute Asian girl, probably around 25, comes up to the counter.

    "Hey, how may I help you?"

    "I need to get some insulin syringes. 29 gauge, 50 units"

    "Do you have a prescription?"

    "I don't have it with me."

    Never in my life has a simple look changed my mood. Normally if someone gives me a shitty look, I just think "lol fuck you too buddy" and go on my way.

    But there was something different about this one. This one got me. I was in a pretty good mood too, which is rare. It totally drained me. Maybe she was a witch.

    She went to the back, got my shit and checked me out, all without looking at me again.

    It seems to be at the discretion of the pharmacists whether you get those without a prescription or not, so at least I got my shit, but I paid for it with part of my soul. At least that shows that there's SOME humanity left, which is a good thing I guess.

    Yeah yeah I'm a pussy blah blah but honestly, I've never known the power that looks can have until now.

    You should have been able to do an inversion on her. Like ask her "do you have a moral objection with selling these to me"? Or "is it OK with you if I buy these with my own money"? Something entitled and past the close.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Thanks.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I've literally been through hell the past three weeks and it was absolutely worth it. I really wish you the best, my friend. You're one of the realest people I've met.

    I've been through 10X the hell you've been through, and I'm still alive. You haven't seen anything yet, kid.
  9. Originally posted by RisiR † Go back there when you're clean in a couple of weeks and tell her. Don't let the death of your soul be pointless. Maybe it was the birth of something, that's painful, too.

    No, don't tell her. That's too personal for someone you don't know that hasn't confronted you.






    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning You should have been able to do an inversion on her. Like ask her "do you have a moral objection with selling these to me"? Or "is it OK with you if I buy these with my own money"? Something entitled and past the close.

    She just looked at and away from him. Don't "am i being detainned?" a cute pharm tech just doin they dang ol' dang ole jobbe
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  10. Is aucsitm buxx enough to rent a house

    Asking for a friend
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano Is aucsitm buxx enough to rent a house

    Asking for a friend

    depends on where/not usually
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    First there was the collapse of civilization: anarchy, genocide, starvation.
    Then when it seemed things couldn't get any worse, we got the plague.
    The Living Death, quickly closing its fist over the entire planet.
    Then we heard the rumors: that the last scientists were working on a cure that would end the plague and restore the world.
    Restore it?
    Why?

    I like the death! I like the misery! I like this world!
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao @ maybe she's a witch & I lost a piece of my soul. Wtf? 😂😂
  14. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been through 10X the hell you've been through, and I'm still alive. You haven't seen anything yet, kid.

    Can you take this somewhere else/some other time?

    We're discussing real life here, when we're in the mood for Totse Tall Tales from the Taggart Trailer we'll let you know, we promise
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  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Also, daily reminder that people who call Ritalin "MPH" should be drawn and quartered
  17. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by RisiR † I've literally been through hell the past three weeks and it was absolutely worth it. I really wish you the best, my friend. You're one of the realest people I've met.

    Thank you. I don't know what else to say that doesn't sound weird or overly saccharine, but, thank you. Really. I hope things get better for you.

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao @ maybe she's a witch & I lost a piece of my soul. Wtf? 😂😂

    I didn't actually think she was a witch or that I lost part of my soul, but it sure felt like it. It's difficult to explain a feeling that you've never felt before

    I'm about as socialized as American healthcare. I never talk to anyone outside of work, so that was the first time that I've ever felt that way from a look alone, and it was devastating

    I give people weird looks all the time, I hope I've never made anyone feel like that

    But I'm guessing that the whole reason this happened was BECAUSE I made people feel like that without even knowing it, and this had to happen for me to realize what I was doing
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by stare rape Can you take this somewhere else/some other time?

    We're discussing real life here, when we're in the mood for Totse Tall Tales from the Taggart Trailer we'll let you know, we promise

    And if I refuse...?
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The defining moment of your life was getting banned by a teenage Lanny.

    Please prove me wrong for once and tell us a real story about hardship you have encountered.
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  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † The defining moment of your life was getting banned by a teenage Lanny.

    Please prove me wrong for once and tell us a real story about hardship you have encountered.

    You have a gay lover???

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