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2018-06-24 at 5:29 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.OhThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-24 at 1:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-24 at 12:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionlOL @ everyone thinking §m£ÂgØL is bragging.
I guess thats what you get when you basically never talk about your job and then suddenly start talking about it when they promote you.
Nobody even noticed when it happened to me because I was posting about my job daily along with meth posts so it was seamless.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-24 at 7:29 AM UTC in My BPM was 42
Originally posted by esbity I eat healthy. I take care of my teeth. I work at a decent job and make additional money of the side. I go out and have fun. I look normal. Im not fat. Im not short.
So I am a good person.
fu
So that's what it takes to be a good person. Shoot, all this time wasted when I could have just brushed my teeth a bit more and tried to make some money on the side.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-24 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionAh shit... fuck workThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-23 at 6:17 AM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
Originally posted by NARCassist if that made you cringe then i was once in a room when a guy dropped his pants and spent a good half hour trying to inject heroin into his dick with a needle he must have used at least 20 times before and was so blocked he couldn't get it to go through. then while trying to unblock it the needle flew off the end across the room spraying blood and heroin solution up the wall and ceiling. it was that point i left before i got hit with a flying dirty needle.
true story lol
a normal person would have left the moment pants were dropped,
an exposed penis would made them leave, and not the prospect of getting hit by dirty flying needle.
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2018-06-22 at 11:57 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.I’ve got two dogs, idiotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 10:55 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.Gabapentin sucks balls
Eat some real trash you bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-22 at 4:48 PM UTC in What was your most recent bodily injury?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 2:48 PM UTC in bundy causing weeklong hangoversThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 9:26 AM UTC in Why Bitcoins will never crashFace it bankers, we are here to stay.
Central bankers have noted that today’s cryptocurrencies could face a “complete loss of their value.” Last December, I warned investors that Bitcoin (and other “worthless” digital tokens) would stand to lose about 99% of their value before such a decentralized digital currency would ever become “the norm” in our day-to-day financial transactions. Sure, the technology is promising, but it’s way ahead of its time. There are just too many practical flaws in cryptocurrencies currently, and like high-flying tech stocks during the dot.com bust, most (if not all) of today’s cryptocurrencies will go belly up within the next decade.
The thing is, bitcoins are not stocks or bonds and they never will be, we don't want them to be but lately crypto has started to become treated like how bankers usually like to label things.
Surprisingly it does not fit the label!. Maybe this is the reason bankers hate it.. they just don't understand it. Look at this language, these people are lost and scared.
Really? Rat poison squared? They pulled the rattex card, holy fuck.
The reason all of these bankers and regulators are so triggered is because of these 'practical flaws'. Let's list some practical flaws of bitcoin.
. Courts cannot garnish Bitcoin transactions
. Facilities illegal transactions
. Untraceable
. Money Laundering
. Price Manipulation
Those seem more like features to me!. People like me that have been in since sub $100, sub $50 or even sub $1 will know that feel when you were right and the world was wrong and now they realize they are wrong so they try to tell you that you were actually wrong the entire time.
We might be wrong but we also don't give a fuck if Bitcoin is $1 or 1 million dollars because we will still use it to facilitate illegal transactions and money laundering and do it all untraceable and lose and gain our shirts in our sleeps 100 times because we ENJOY the roller coaster, the highs and lows.
If Bitcoin crashes I will simply buy more and hodl until it hits the moon again. There are only 3 sure things in life. Death, taxes and THE FUCKING MOON!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-22 at 8:31 AM UTC in NEw forum ideaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 12:01 AM UTC in The letter zedIf you ask anyone to spell anything with a 'z' in Canada they will spell it and when they get to 'z' they will say "Zee, or Zed". The vast majority of people will respond "Zee or Zed" because thats just how our brains are trained, Zee or Zed.
There's a certain way you have to say it or else you just sound strange. You start off just normally thinking 'Z' is pronounced "Zee" so you say "Zee" but then you remember the only reason you call it "Zee" is because of American global imperialistic culture and you are briefly jarred and remember the war of independence, 1777, the Alamo and you remember how Canada burned down the white house that one time and you think 'Oh thats right, fuck Americans!' and you add "OR ZED!" but before you shout out your patriotic "OR ZED!" the equivalent battle cry of a "DEATH TO AMERICA!" you remember that Americans can also nuke you in 2 seconds and probably have NSA spies everywhere so you tone your voice down to a light hush and say "Or Zed" soft but with pride, under your breath so no Americans hear you but loud enough that any Canadians in your vicinity know you are for real.
If anyone in Canada pronounced it "zee" or "zed" instead of "zee, or zed" they would likely be grilled about their origins..... AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WHEN WE FIND OUT YOU AINT FROM HERE?
So if you ever wanna become a spy in Canada and someone 'c' checks you by asking you to spell something with a ZEE OR ZED you now know what to do.
Also, in case nobody realized, I switched between American and British versions of quotation marks because Canadians are like bisexuals of the English language.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- mmQ,
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2018-06-21 at 10:45 PM UTC in What was your most recent bodily injury?I was trapped in an old thread for like an hour
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2018-06-20 at 10:33 PM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 8:45 PM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers herePure racism...niggas trying to segregate other niggas...what next.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 6:05 PM UTC in we need a solicitation button for demanding thankswe should be able to spend thanks on temp-banning other users or changing their avatarsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 12:33 PM UTC in Being in charge at work
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Anybody else have any experience of being put in charge of something you barely know how to do?
Yeah this is pretty much my biggest complaint with working and any time I have a job I end up being forced to do all this extra stuff that has nothing to do with my original job.
I don't know what it is about my personality that gives people the impression I actually give a fuck. When I just drove forklift I was happy. They spent years 'grooming' Me to be Manager of this million dollar store and gave me newer duties and more money.
The only problem was I had no say in the duties I wanted to do so they told me I had to learn light construction, mechanics, accounting and bookkeeping.
Well I got bored of that very quickly and started doing lots of meth and the only thing that kept me sane back then was my chemistry hobby, it was my only escape from This world I didn't even want a part of.
I moved to crackshackville to learn to grow weed and got a job at a farm supply store to meet weed growers and sell grow lights and pesticides and shit and hope to meet an LSD Chemist or some weed growers who want to hire me to make weed oil.
Instead I had to run a store that sold pet food, farm feed, dog toys, fish, bird feeders, roundup, irrigation, seeds, fertilizer, roses and and chemicals.
I was just gonna use the chemicals as a front to order meth cooking supplies. The entire store had many back door shady dealings with growers and I had to deal with all these scammy people all day.
It was all working towards a life I didn't want. I would wake up next to a woman I hated but I can't leave because she's pregnant and she's friends with all my co workers and picks me up from work and brings me lunch. My life was so engrained within itself and world collided that I just stopped caring.
I ended up leaving it all with multiple suicide attempts, jail visits, mental hospital, hardcore drug addiction and a fucked up personal life.
I used to be normal. this all went on when I posted on Zoklet flasks and beakers, I was so busy living that life I never had time to play games or go on the internet.
I once lived without internet for almost a year and nobody around me cared/questioned reality or wanted anything different.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-20 at 6:01 AM UTC in LaterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
