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2018-09-14 at 3:18 AM UTC in R opiates is the best subredditThis is clearly an "askreddit" thread.
Whats going here?
what are you planning?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 12:39 AM UTC in Lahnny "I'm a bleeding heart liberal"You can say "Lanny" now. It's OK. He can't word enhancement it anymore, because he never realized his site contact e-mail address in the site's About also has the word, Lanny, in it and got changed to my_gay_lover. That means that all e-mails to the site didn't go to Lanny for the past two months, they went to an actual gay lover out there somewhere.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 12:01 AM UTC in Are you a song or album person?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 10:05 PM UTC in I'm so happy to be engaged, let me tell you what!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 8:12 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Well niggas its that time again
Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.
It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.
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Present Day:
I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.
You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.
After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.
As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.
I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me
I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.
(1 thank = 1 prayer)
Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.
I am at the location of the blue dot.
I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.
Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.
I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.
I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 1:37 PM UTC in best feeling in the worldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 3:43 PM UTC in Who here is well versed in pharmacology/pharmacodynamics?https://www.reddit.com/r/opiates/comments/231nv7/iv_nicotine_yes_i_shot_nicotine_first_post/
judging by the comments (the ones that make sense) this guy slashed his arm open and sprayed vape juice in the cut...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 6:20 AM UTC in Possible Benzo ODCould be completely and idiotically wrong but benzos without some other CNS depressants are going to take some seriously copious amounts to have a death from OD.
This is just based off personal experience though. Benzos alone I may blackout but I'm still active going around doing seriously insane things till I come around.
But when I've gone into those benzo blackouts with opiates on hand, those have always resulted in days lost being told I was barely breathing and wondering how I've pulled through to still be here.
So I'd relax and enjoy the level of fucked up personally in your situation until other depressants find their way in the mix.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 5:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by RestStop I've had a small screwdriver inside my rectum since last wednesday.thursday? Really don't wanna have to go to the hospital for this
Try coming up with horrible insults and bullying it and yelling at the screwdriver to see if you can provoke it into feeling so uncomfortable around you that it forfeits the warm comfort of your boy pussy and bails.
Or magnets? Maybe some pliers, astroglide and a stiff drink?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 5:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Sophie That's pretty interesting actually. I might look it up. Also, how the hell did they not get stung to death, lol, entire hive in a cauldron.
"The original meads, made with angry bees included, certainly appear similar to the making of Apis. It seems quite likely that bee venomn was an active component of ancient healing meads."
looks like getting stung might be a feature, not a bugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Sophie Ever drink mead? It's hella lit, as the kids say.
I've tried a lot of mead but honestly as a big-time consumer of honey, I haven't had any that really does it justice.
btw a book you should read SACRED and HERBAL HEALING BEERS the secrets of ancient fermentation by Stephen Harrod buhner (pretty sure you can find a pdf with an easy search). lots of interesting information about all sorts of ancient alcoholic and herbed/drugged up drinks. chapter two is all about mead, what I found totally fascinating is that way that ancient people would make mead. it was kinda ghetto, giant fucking cauldron of boiling water, throw ENTIRE HIVE, pupae, larvae, propolis, LIVE BEES, royal jelly, everything is just thrown into it. that's not just an alcoholic drink, that's a protein shake. no wonder it was the drink of the fucking gods! immortality!
BRING BACK THE OLD ONES
btw hops was banned in the use of beer in germany for hundreds of years until like the 1400s or so. many other herbs were used instead, hops was thought to make people sedated and dumb and infertileThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Sophie PIRATE METAL NOW!!!!
Lol, Alestorm is great
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I needThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:32 AM UTC in List the most common drugs you've never tried
Originally posted by stare rape I've wanted to try it but I'd probably be too scared unless I knew the chemist personally
I had a couple of friends over the years that would talk about getting bad joints, and their experiences sounded a lot like what 3-MeO-PCP felt like to me
Even my grandmother talked about a time when she smoked a joint that she was told was "laced with THC" that made her unable to move, and caused hallucinations. I've read that PCP was often sold as "THC" or "Peace Pipe" in the 70s, so it's a possibility
I've known people that are so fucking dumb - and this a true story - that they confused formaldehyde with PCP (since its used as a slang for PCP). A group of friends/acquaintances were exploring an abandoned seminary (had a school and all sorts of stuff), they found an old lab and a jar of formaldehyde. They dipped cigarettes in it and smoked and, and while they didn't get high they weren't especially moved when I told them how carcinogenic formaldehyde is(so I'm assuming they're brain damaged).
not to mention the fact that even when you're dealing with something that should, in theory, be PCP, you really don't know if the chemist made it right and its not like there's a lot of competition (I can always find clean acid because there's enough competition for that).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 3:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attentioncracked out and sleepless in seattle
got drunk and barfed on my shadowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-11 at 10:08 PM UTC in Honestly? You'd never guess if I told youReally it's all about mindset, how you handle the ups and downs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 9:58 PM UTC in So tired of people being up in arms over this walmart lawsuitWhen I first clicked this thread I was fully prepared to disagree with you, but after reading the article in its entirety I believe it was the fault of the old woman. She was intentionally provocative and I think that, if I were in the Walmart, I too would have raped her without mercy and it wouldn't have been any fault of my own. Some women just want to be violated, and this one apparently reached a ripe, old age. What exactly is a man supposed to do in these circumstances apart from the obvious? Donald Trump is going to change all of that, just wait and see.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 9:08 PM UTC in I'm so happy to be engaged, let me tell you what!I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-11 at 6:04 PM UTC in I feel like the only one with no intent of affiliating with a gangLol at those 19th century looking guns.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 5:39 PM UTC in I feel like the only one with no intent of affiliating with a gangyeah
I think it's this site that causes schizophrenia.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
