The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-07 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #3281
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   G's up hoes down
2. 2018-09-07 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #3282
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lsd is getting hoes tho man. Ever since he came from jail.

   
   I've fucked more women, made more money and spent more time in jail than him. Does that impress you? Why would you defend the cringey statement of a motherbeating Cuban junkie?
3. 2018-09-07 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #3283
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   reading the local town paper today, buddy of mine has his own article. arrested with an outstanding warrant, found outside of his house fucked up, cops found heroin(oz), meth(1/2 oz), mushrooms, acid, etc in his house. didn't even know this guy started fucking around with h/meth, used to be just a hippie stoner type that looked down on junkies like me. glad I don't hang out with any of these people anymore. I'd end up having some drinks with them and get involved in some bullshit.
   
   how fucking dumb do you have to be to have a warrant out, but to just chill at your house with several felonies?
4. 2018-09-07 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #3284
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny, there's blood on your hands
5. 2018-09-07 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #3285
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box reading the local town paper today, buddy of mine has his own article. arrested with an outstanding warrant, found outside of his house fucked up, cops found heroin(oz), meth(1/2 oz), mushrooms, acid, etc in his house. didn't even know this guy started fucking around with h/meth, used to be just a hippie stoner type that looked down on junkies like me. glad I don't hang out with any of these people anymore. I'd end up having some drinks with them and get involved in some bullshit.
   
   how fucking dumb do you have to be to have a warrant out, but to just chill at your house with several felonies?

   
   Like you literally said, if you were drinking, you'd end up getting involved in their shit. That's how dumb you'd have to be. And the fun part about drinking is yiu can be the smartest person in the room at the beginning of the night and end up the opposite.
6. 2018-09-07 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #3286
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
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   Originally posted by DietPiano Lanny, there's blood on your hands

   
   What blood is that?
   
7. 2018-09-07 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #3287
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny

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   What blood is that?

   
   Yours, from your butthole, but of course.
8. 2018-09-07 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #3288
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by mmQ Like you literally said, if you were drinking, you'd end up getting involved in their shit. That's how dumb you'd have to be. And the fun part about drinking is yiu can be the smartest person in the room at the beginning of the night and end up the opposite.

   
   What? No I'm drinking right now, I'm just happy I don't hang out with these people(anymore). Because what would happen is we'd hang out for some drinks and smoke some bowls, catch up, share some laughs, listen to music, whatever. As I'm being normal and totally law abiding the cops would kick down the doors and fuck us both because I decided to still be friends with a person that makes terrible life decisions.
9. 2018-09-07 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #3289
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box What? No I'm drinking right now, I'm just happy I don't hang out with these people(anymore). Because what would happen is we'd hang out for some drinks and smoke some bowls, catch up, share some laughs, listen to music, whatever. As I'm being normal and totally law abiding the cops would kick down the doors and fuck us both because I decided to still be friends with a person that makes terrible life decisions.

   
   OH I'm retarded. I see what you're saying now.
10. 2018-09-07 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #3290
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But why would YOU be fucked?
11. 2018-09-07 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #3291
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by mmQ But why would YOU be fucked?

    
    i dunno, just because I'm there with a drug dealer? in the eyes of the law im pretty much complicit and they'd probably search through my phone and find some old text or phone call or something, who knows. maybe none of that would really happen, but dumb people breed bad luck and it's good to stay away from them.
12. 2018-09-07 at 8:13 AM UTC

    #3292
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    ive really got to recommend using the emerald city on f.lux, this is internet browsing like it should be
13. 2018-09-07 at 8:17 AM UTC

    #3293
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i shaved my eyebrows off for lulz
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14. 2018-09-07 at 8:19 AM UTC

    #3294
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla i shaved my eyebrows off for lulz

    
    is it still funny now
15. 2018-09-07 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #3295
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    it doesnt look too bad and it will grow back thinner
16. 2018-09-07 at 8:24 AM UTC

    #3296
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla it doesnt look too bad and it will grow back thinner

    
    do you need it thinner? did you have a unibrow? I never look at my eyebrows and wonder how I could make myself more perfect (you can't improve on God's work)
17. 2018-09-07 at 8:38 AM UTC

    #3297
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box do you need it thinner? did you have a unibrow? I never look at my eyebrows and wonder how I could make myself more perfect (you can't improve on God's work)

    
    you willingly consume garbage
18. 2018-09-07 at 8:56 AM UTC

    #3298
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla you willingly consume garbage

    
    because I have a will. you eat garbage and you don't even know it. shiiiet
19. 2018-09-07 at 11:01 AM UTC

    #3299
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I figured you guys especially you would get some kicks out of the fact that I just delivered a couple of pizzas.. and a salad at 4 a.m. to the ambassador of Saudi Arabia.
20. 2018-09-07 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #3300
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I hope you slipped some bacon into it
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