Update: I've decided to go join the army where there's a 'gray area' speration from the democrats and republicans....Even though there's a cold war brewing between the United States and China because the US are allies with Taiwan. If we retaliate, I'll be in the most danger on the battlefield. Hoo-yah,I guess.
I still like you. Lots. Be my girlfren and leave Lanny. Right now.
It’s been awhile my earthlings. Just wanted to randomly confess that today has marked my 8 long years since I’ve got my cack wet. Tamdam must’ve cursed my cack because with my strong pride by showing no thirst to da hoes, or “downgrading my personal interests to the opposite gender” rather, ain’t notanother showing the slightest interest.
I miss eating that fat hoe out. One time she made my face turn blue and had to throw water on face to help me wake and regain oxygen. I regain consciousness thinking that she squirted on me and I said, “whew damn babe, that was cold. Let’s do that again”.
I never understood why she laughed until after she told me what had actually happened.
Walked into a bar without a mask on, rent-a-cop guyman says, “hey put your mask please”, I pretend to not hear him and said, “excuse me”? Rent-a-cop Guyman lifts his mask exposing covid germs spurting out, “hey put your-
I instantly backfaced and said thinking out loud, “this nigga got that covid”.
