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Posts by jedi_darryl

  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Drinking coffee with my headfones on at Starbucks and rapping out loud in front of these rich, disgusted looks upon the pedestrian faces. I guess they don't like 2pac.

    Their faces are like πŸ˜•,πŸ˜“πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘‚,😯.
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks for the advice everyone, but I'm inclined to say that it didn't help out.
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I edited twice because I'm pedantic. Lethargic to even proof read. Ugh😌
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm an extrovert and personally, I've seen some potential these past few months. It's just that, when I'm conversing with them, I see the interests from their lingering and seductive body languages. When it happens, I sometimes lose focus of the conversation and get a little lightheaded because of my split 5-10 second extrasensory perception of erotica with her.

    How could anyone be subjected to such a virtue uncertainty, where said interest could also mean I just want fornication, not getting to know anything about you? How's that even fair to someone who'd rather want a relationship? A friend, perhaps? Why everything has to do with sex all the time??
  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala We are all losers. What more do they need to know?

    The color of our bowel movements on Thursday's and our cereal preference for a lazy morning day?

    So from what I've heard.


    I'm not saying anything, those are personal questions and I shall be held in contempt. Hmph!πŸ˜’
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Eating Twizzlers dipped in watermelon and watermelon afterwards; sitting down whilst watching the Sopranos.


    I wish I had a girlfriend to shove a watermelon in her mouf right now, so she could say nigga followed with profanity. Watermelon and being called a nigga is a superfluous turn on for me, so Sopranos would have to wait. Sorry Artie, I hate to do it, but I think I'm gonna pass. Hey, forget about it, Tony.

    Spaghetti.
    Meatballs.
    Luigi.
    Mama mia.
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Good morning guys. πŸ‘‹
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Wow, no where in the history of niggadom states that. So clearly you were mistaken.
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Lolol
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.


    Wut you said bout my mama?

    Don't go there with the mama jokes sun, I got that πŸ”₯.

    O.T.

    Frying some chicken after thawing it out.
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox Lol hiya, Darryl. πŸ‘‹πŸ˜˜

    Your kiss emoji made me blush and made my heart beat even faster. Gosh you are so hott.😍😘

    LJ said hi to me guys, Me! And-and she waved whilst blowing a kiss with the cutest heart on top. And what.😎❀
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't frighten me, kid.

    Damn that sounded aggressive sun. You should be a wrapper or sumn. You could wrap about a contortionist being constricted like a spiral when you sit on a wiener and spin.


    Jerk. πŸ˜›
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Codebeta You're a pussy…you wouldn't survive the first 15 seconds.


    Oooo, so that's why you call yourself the code beta. You sound very confident, but sorry to burst your bubble buttercup, that's pure rubbish. I wouldn't survive 15 and a half seconds. So ha! In your face mister precise man.

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  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Rump roast this sexy motherfucker.
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fite me den.πŸ˜ͺ
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman

    Ooo I wanna block you back so bad...you lucky you're mesmerizing...sometimes.
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It means someone thought your post was good enough to think you shouldn't burn to death in a grease fire, but only for that post. Other posts may get you killed.

    No, no, it means shit ap! Yeah, that's right.

    You heard me.

    Shit.

    Ap.πŸ˜›
  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jillvalentine It's like a like button you playing dumb mother fuckaa

    After reading your harsh comment, yes, but misleading to a no because you're such a cute whittle sloth. Awe. 😍

    Shout-out to LJ though😍😘😘😘
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock code word for 'nigger'

    Ouch man, why you gots to be so technical?
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