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Posts by jedi_darryl

  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Polecat! How's the sledding life going bud

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok Dazza, it's time.

    I don't drugs. Covid made me more aware of my health because I didn't fold by getting the jab like primitive sheeps would. I eat 2 to 3 lemons a day and eat 3 of the seeds because of its many nutrients it has, besides salicylic acid.
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Darnell


    Laren
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This is NIS he's checking in on, not DH.

    Nigga this is DH. Lanny changed it years ago.
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    like sending noodes to everyone.
  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein 😩😜
    * bunny hops over*




    that's right.

    now make me some food.

    and you best not burn it.

    because imma still eat it. Angrily.
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    im high, forgot about this site. Does anyone still vox?

    I still have MySpace.





    I can play piano now. :)
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    boats n hoes.
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    moaning loudly.
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ey heffa.

    c'mere.


    n-now.
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    got dayumm babe, you still got it going on Tara.

    i want you so bad. mmm!


    dammit.
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    lala

  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Fireball is far worse to drink than White Claw. Absolute bottom tier alcohol.

  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    This would probably be my last post before I start doing nonstop push-ups, im sorry love but white claw is atrocious! It has a bad aftertaste, like a mixture of Pabst beer, beets, and battle star galactica. I'd still drink one with ya, but when you're not paying attention, pootoey. The best whiskey is my cinnamon fireball, no chasers, no rocks, just straight; Under the fireplace on my flat screen tv, looking at my pine tree with that sensational lingering aroma.


    In a thong. Damn I feel sexy.
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Thank God. White wine and Jager in a shot together sounded horrific. Not that Jager needs any help being horrible.

    Kiss me.
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How much does that bottle of Jag cost in Canadia? Like 50 bucks?

    "How can one be rich but still be so poor?"
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny You’re not spitting anything lil nog, you’re swallowing

    You sound powerful. *throws PokeBall at forehead*
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I hate proof readng wn tipsy. MMM eggnog.
  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ba-da-ba-dabump



    Originally posted by frala I thanked the post for videos posted and dramatic flair bc let’s be honest, the majority of posters here are suicidal and I appreciate a different type of histrionic behavior on occasion.

    Darnell is stuck with me.

    repost

    Thanked everyone's post. I miss dh. ugh, where dey at tho? It's almost a new year, who survived this fake ass so called flu on supposedly "steroids" at?? Fuk is an omicron? Delta?? Really? Making up names to make it sound more serious. Goes to show who're whore ho something random blah the real sheeps. Bahhhhhhhhh annnnn Still didn't get vaccinated as of yet. Something feels really weird about it. Look at the names, like who tf they know what it actually is? Mutation doesn't always need a newrr name. Just say its a mutated virus. Stop scaring the sheep, look at all these long lined idots for COVID testing. It's so pathetic. I shake my head every time.
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Darnell. Where have you been? I’ve been looking for you.

    Also, although I won’t ever leave my betrothed you could not have picked two better videos, especially the first. It’s not the holidays until I hear it.

    Merry Christmas!
    "i guess darnell is okay".

    "Looking for me?" Baby I'm flattered because you didn't have to look too far, im always in your heart.


    Originally posted by Lanny Yo nigga you tryna steal my bitch?

    You best come correct, cuz little squint eyes bayonet charging your ass is gonna be the least of yo concerns.
    Calm down scooby Doo, share some of ya scooby snack. Clearly obvious ya gal is feeling me. Let me rock for a lil and spit some fire to her fam.
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Hey man. Thanks dood. And you too rockstar.
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