Posts by jedi_darryl

1. 2024-11-22 at 10:37 PM UTC in My crisper day
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy The snow melted quick

   
   heck.
2. 2024-11-22 at 9:02 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   y i feel like my hairline receding like lebron,
   
   think it's time to buy a toupee because my insecurities is busting out of me.
3. 2024-11-22 at 8:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   hey brad,
   
   sup.
   
   where da college hoes at pimpin?
4. 2024-11-22 at 8:58 PM UTC in What do you want for Crispmas?
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   i care about you.
   
   forget him.
   
   hoi.
5. 2024-11-22 at 8:56 PM UTC in My crisper day
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   do u wanna build a snowwoman?
6. 2024-11-22 at 6:55 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
   
   

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7. 2024-11-22 at 5:59 AM UTC in Important question for everyone!!!
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   i feel like crispy is not as crunchy as it seems. probably sogged n wet n probably spoiled.
   
   overcooked? maybe a lil over but I haven't gotten a taste test yet
   
   probably too much seasoning
   
   probably idk
8. 2024-11-22 at 5:54 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   cryptic rising..
9. 2024-11-22 at 5:53 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   yeh?
10. 2024-11-22 at 5:27 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ive never smashed anyone this long in my life that wouldn't complain - that's me in the profile pic typin this while shes looking at me with a straight face
    
    geekin af yo
11. 2024-11-22 at 5:23 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    settling down with my 20 thousand dollar asian doll with the fattest ass ever in this cozy weather
12. 2024-11-22 at 5:19 AM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    truths?
    
    wonderbar! ok then im-
    
    age: 35
    gender: alias
    foods i like: banana cremè pie burger fries with mayo n peanut butter dipped in ranch strawberry syrup mixed with jambalaya and french dippin with the recipe of shamalamadingdong the witch is dead
    
    

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    favorite color: the color everyone likes
    biggest pet peeve: the sound of regurgitation retched from the esophagus
    
    i have no frens. cant u see why?
    
    the ones that say they are, is because im currently wealthy wit their broke asses begging for clout.
    
    im also banned from 3 states and 2 countries.
13. 2024-11-22 at 1:18 AM UTC in Fuck you Frala
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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14. 2024-11-22 at 1:09 AM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy Im only into ages 20-40

    
    lucky for you tomorrow, i will be 23.
15. 2024-11-21 at 11:53 PM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    im still 17.
16. 2024-11-21 at 11:53 PM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    wanna play jungle in the woods? you be the helpless defenseless little girl and i play the role of a strong black bear in his prime.
    
    
    rawr!
    
    take your clothes off.
    
    
17. 2024-11-21 at 11:46 PM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    dang, gurl you gotta be careful sweetie. people don't get vaginas everyday....wait-
    
    
    
    disregard
18. 2024-11-21 at 11:43 PM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    i hope her vagina is alright.
19. 2024-11-21 at 11:42 PM UTC in My crispiest day today
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    i-i think im 16.
20. 2024-11-21 at 11:29 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    boobie tassles
    
    
    
    -thom