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Posts by jedi_darryl

  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Glad you're doing alright OP. I've been busy.

    OT

    First of - I'm thankful for NiS for still holding it down for all the years since its been here. Lanny you're a fuckn genius!

    I'm thankful that everything that revolves around me have minor setbacks toward people who dish their negative energy at me.

    I'm thankful for having guardian angels because not a lot of people are lucky to have one

    I'm thankful to wake up every time I go to sleep. Good health and able to function properly.

    Last but not certainly least, I'm thankful for food! Shouldve said that first.
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Save me a plate yall!
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  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    derp
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    and why luigi

  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    idgaf the world is ending
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  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    methamphetamine
  10. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    meh, i like evil shit
  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    eating penis enlargement pills for breakquick.
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    that date was spectacular bianca. i rate it 6.5/10

    nice butt btw.

    i didn't want to say directly to your face because it's kinda rude but uhmm next tiem,

    use less makeup, i felt like i was smashing pennywise's wife.

    and no use no cheap makeap with the glitter. thanks for the panties.

    you left a wee bit of shitstain but front part you left sum vaginal discharge which cancels it all out. (sniffs) ahhh! dang gurl use baby wipes next tiem, not tissue. see tissue balls on the panty. Ok honey? get wit the program young lady.

    dam I gotta teach u everythang

    tell mom, cooking was great just needed some more seasoning and uhm that hug she gave me before i left she groped my ass while you were staring at me, smiling. that's y i nibbled my bottom lip at ya. and she slipped a note in my back pocket. i would be dare to tell ya what she wrote.
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    well at least we still have bill clinton.
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    so bite me.
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm currently picking my nose and rolling them into a ball and flicking them on the rug

    how many dry boogers are on that rug
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Fuck you and ur dumb larp

    you smell gud ok.
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    if she lets me hit or kiss once Lanny can do dis



    idc

    idc
  18. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    milkin cows, breastfeeding them while doing backflips.

    damn im awesome.
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    it was a deer accident i bet. people don't care about deers round there i bet. they thought it was a deer.

  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    lemme swim in that pool anyway

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