TROLLS GONNA KEEP TROLLING.... #repost
im ugly af so it basically makes my existence, somewhat balanced? Like positive and negative atoms.
it's not rocket science.
2023-05-19 at 3:30 AM UTC
in
hot as fuck no?
damn she gotta be the fuckable age.
I had a weird ass dream-
One night, it was incredibly windy and the skies were shrouded with clouds, I was there, drinking an orange fanta beverage to help quinch my thirst at a local bus stop heading to God knows where. No time to be pedantic, keep rêading-
From the bottom I was ass-naked wearing only my fur mink coat. Don't know why, my dreams are sometimes of a blur but my schlong was swinging in the winds when I was running is why how I knew. I think it slapped me...let's continue.
All of sudden, I hear someone blurting out my name from afar and haul-assing toward me. I couldn't really see well because I'm nearsighted, but it looked like Bigfoot or an unidentified object. I took no chances, so I said fuck it and ran at speed of light. I don't know why I thought I was sonic or sumn because the voices seemed to be catching up to my marveling speed. I was still at the bus stop? Wtf? I turned around and guess who it was...
Laren. She was wearing those apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur(the fur), the whole club looking at her. She hit dat floor next I know, shorty went low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
I dropped my emptied fanta can in total shock at all that bass jumping-hurting my damn eardrums! Dat ass had more curves that a protractor couldn't measure! Dayum!?!
I had to say it.
She just wanted to know if my mink coat was Fendi or not. She also wanted to hug me, but noticed to an inappropriate disbelief and discomfort. Then told me to throw on some drawers nigga you're outside! We laughed, then I woke up...smiling. You know how you can feel when you're laughing in your dreams then waking up with a puzzled I hope no one saw that, it was that kind of feeling.
-thom
Mmm, baby. Damn.
You look good.
Sup?
Hey Lanny. Guise. frens.
Good to be back. In.
Space.
