Posts by jedi_darryl

1. 2025-01-12 at 8:08 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
2. 2025-01-12 at 8:06 PM UTC in What crispy eats today
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   dick balls .
   
   penis .
   
   godzilla nuts
   
   
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3. 2025-01-12 at 8:04 PM UTC in Who is the hottest girl on this forum?
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Casting vote....
   
   The secret admirer who thinks im cute and reads all my posts thinking she's low
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   sexy ass
4. 2025-01-11 at 4:24 AM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I was gonna say they cuddle better, but uhm..
   
   -plus they have more depth when it comes to
   
   
   commitment. No Rasputia drama.
   
   How you doin?
5. 2025-01-10 at 11:50 PM UTC in "Put your hands in the air and take off your underwear"
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty Help
   
   

   
   Sexiest legs I've seen since last year!
   
   
   
   
   good lort.
6. 2024-12-31 at 8:07 AM UTC in Merry Xmas Lanny and Frala
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
7. 2024-12-31 at 2:50 AM UTC in Merry Xmas Lanny and Frala
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Happy New year and congrats on your fraternity frala
   
   
   
   
   cheers to you,
8. 2024-12-31 at 2:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
9. 2024-12-28 at 4:13 AM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Dude you were not supposed to use it for
   
   
   
   
   
   
   stroke needs a lil work
10. 2024-12-28 at 4:08 AM UTC in Merry Xmas Lanny and Frala
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by scott
    
    He meant he wanted Lanny

11. 2024-12-28 at 4 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dry rub

    
    
12. 2024-12-28 at 3:52 AM UTC in Serious Tech Question
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Don't use cellphone for web streams, it will buffer on the other end always even from a 1440 resolution display. From your angle it would look like this
    
    
    
    
    But in their end you would look like-
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    That.
    
    
    If that makes any sense.
13. 2024-12-28 at 3:41 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Smacking my meat with seasoned hands
14. 2024-12-28 at 3:40 AM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Rosie O'Donnell
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Fluttershy A little late to this thread, but here’s what I hope everyone got for Christmas or gets next year.
    
    Darryl : a really cool usertitle
    BradleyB : a seeing eye dog to stab (that way the owner can’t be a witness since he’s blind)
    Frala : a pamphlet on accepting your partner for being transgender
    Lanny : womens underwear
    Aldra : peace in the Middle East
    KingofFrogs : one of those little 16’ tape measures so his boss laughs at him and calls him a faggot
    Kafka : touched on in the back of a dirty subway car
    Polecat : a speedy recovery to his lover, rickydicky. (And a rag so he can wipe the shit off his dick”
    Scron : a letter from his family saying they finally accept him for being a homosexual
    HTS : a value pack of highlighters
    Wariat : a dozen police officers disguised as little girls
    
    Let me know if I forgot anyone!!! Merry Christmas fuys!!!

    
    lol.
    
    i bought you a baby wabbit.
    
    dyed its fur pink.
    
    
    .skanht rof gnittup em tsrif
15. 2024-12-27 at 6:58 AM UTC in Am I the only one who doesn’t like the smell of the ocean?
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fun fact: inhaling ocean air strengthens your lungs, no matter how bad the smell.
    
    
    sniff away.
16. 2024-12-26 at 11:31 PM UTC in Merry Xmas Lanny and Frala
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Christmas still here until the year is over baby
    
    
    Frala oh frala!!! erruhhfff merry merry Christmas again and again oh!
    
    Oh!
    
    Oh!
    
    
17. 2024-12-26 at 11:25 PM UTC in have any of u been to nightclubs
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Nightclubs?? Heck friggin yeeeeaaaahhh
    
    
    
    
    
    
18. 2024-12-26 at 7:56 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    pull my hair yo!
    
    
    
    Ufff
19. 2024-12-26 at 7:55 PM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's 84 so just breathing is good.

    
    I'm glad he's doing ok
20. 2024-12-26 at 7:54 PM UTC in HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas A KEY TO FRALA'S HOUSE
    SO HE CAN HIDE IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH HER PEG LANNY

    
    Lanny gon do this the second she sees me watching her and then stares at me -locked on- like a slab of meat
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    -Lanny leaves us for a bit
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    2 minutes later, lanny chops my head off with an Axe preying mantis style without a catching my last nut.