Posts by jedi_darryl

1. 2025-02-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   not to be blunt and straightforward but uhm,
   
   
   i've impregnated 17 women.
   
   
   my sperm donor receptionist told me 17 women from different nationalities used my semen based on my rare blood type, cultural background, I.Q, how i looked and how my offsprings would come out based on my baby pictures.
   
   
   I came out light skinned with blue eyes as an infant.
   
   It changed to brown later after and remained that way.
2. 2025-02-02 at 12:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   g checking some pussy
3. 2025-02-02 at 12:24 AM UTC in Welcome to the year of the 🐍!
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   mine is not big.
   
   my snek sucks that's why tammy gave me the boot.
   
   she won't say it to me though, but im betting...
   
   
   lol
   
   
   women
   
   "his cute little butt and that lil wee wee dangling n shit"
   
   "Omgerrd it was like spooning an infant little man hardy har har"
   
   oh i know how y'all get in those bathrooms
   
   gurl i be knowing
4. 2025-02-02 at 12:18 AM UTC in Welcome to the year of the 🐍!
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   tsssss
5. 2025-02-02 at 12:17 AM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   you're pregnant???? O_O
   
   wow,
   
   congrats! you should've waited if you asked me tho.
   
   do you have zelle? i can buy u a bib or some enfamil for your offspring if you like-
   
   like i don't mind sending you some $ for that.
   
   I love kids
   
   
   :)
6. 2025-02-01 at 11:29 PM UTC in Crispy Question
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   How black are you landy? :)
7. 2025-02-01 at 11:27 PM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy Too much to do, id rather find someone who will buy for me if i give them money

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   If you quit smoking, I will take a bullet for you and kill myself if that didn't help-
8. 2025-02-01 at 11:25 PM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fluttershy yeah. try to find an indian owned smokeshop. if you hit enough places you'll find one that doesn't give a shit eventually.

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   indians got everything good about them.
   beauty,
   cuisines,
   the best hairy wolf bomb ass vagina,(speaking from experience from said smokeshops, convenience stores, restaurants)
   hair,
   culture,
   smell, yep, the musk smells terrific especially on females. It's a weird turn on and I don't why...maybe because I'm a man and embrace to sniff dirt....plus most women wear a tad too much perfume. It don't need to linger from here alllll the way to alaska :/ dayum!
   
   and
   
   Those lips.
9. 2025-02-01 at 6:57 PM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Here's a trick- to go a store and just tell them a story, compliment their looks and work ethic and hey, you never know
   
   
   
   People are stupid when you are nice and their working hours are boring in these days I tell ya
   
   
   That's why they call it a convience buy/lows
   
   Its
   
   Conveeeounce
10. 2025-02-01 at 6:53 PM UTC in Who is 21 years of age or older???
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    dammit I broke a nail
    
    
    ow.
    
    
    :(
11. 2025-02-01 at 6:51 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    the snek
12. 2025-02-01 at 6:51 PM UTC in Welcome to the year of the 🐍!
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    gib me a sec, i was doing something
13. 2025-02-01 at 6:50 PM UTC in Welcome to the year of the 🐍!
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Come here fam

    
    mmk
14. 2025-02-01 at 6:49 PM UTC in Welcome to the year of the 🐍!
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty Really big snek

    
    Colossal
15. 2025-02-01 at 12:25 AM UTC in If you have BEEF… Speak up! Stop being a pussy, and just say it!
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    wanna fite?
16. 2025-01-31 at 5:57 PM UTC in Giant Protest of Hispanics close i-101
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm and the city of San Francisco county sheriff and local police chief voicing they won't aid trump in his racist behavior.
    San Francisco is a Sanctuary City
    
    I hate everyone equally and hope God deports all y'all to one of Saturns Moons
    
    

    
    Best smile I seen since regis philbin...
    
    
    if that makes sense.
17. 2025-01-31 at 5:56 PM UTC in Candy I hope you're okay
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    her boyyyyfrennnnnnnn cockblocked her from using the site.
    
    
    she's in love and im jealous because she still have the craziest crush on me
    
    
    lurking
    
    
    I see you shamalamadingdong booty butt boo-boo baby
18. 2025-01-31 at 5:52 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last night
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Polecat shooting me in the head with a sled....
    
    
    yeah, a damn sled.
19. 2025-01-31 at 5:50 PM UTC in Crispy Question
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    they sell meth in amazon sweetie, just reverberate the words and walla
20. 2025-01-31 at 5:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Still perfecting fralas pic with a painting.
    
    she gon leave lanny when she sees it.
    
    
    I put my heart into this piece.