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I’m buying a house (Home & Garden Edition)

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's cheese abuse

    more like cheese porn
  3. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Lmao
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    ,
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will be holding baptist style sermons down the street after being awake on meth for a week screaming at entities that only I can see "what a holy man"
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty You a fuckin lie

  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I will be visiting this spring
  8. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    lol

    LOL

    FUCKING L

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    L
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    No air mattress needed I will share the bed. But no funny business ya hear?
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I offer to landscape for free, Bradley will help since he's never worked an honest day of real labor in his life while he limps around going MY ARTARITIS LEG!!! I'M ON STEP NINE!!! yeah i'll step on your neck if you don't hand me that pavement stone pal, i'll bring my own cooler of lemonade and assemble fancy hedge rows and poison weed barriers around the property to ward off intruders , encourage birds and discourage pest style rodents

    also can't forget the koi pond with bamboo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I offer to landscape for free, Bradley will help since he's never worked an honest day of real labor in his life while he limps around going MY ARTARITIS LEG!!! I'M ON STEP NINE!!! yeah i'll step on your neck if you don't hand me that pavement stone pal, i'll bring my own cooler of lemonade and assemble fancy hedge rows and poison weed barriers around the property to ward off intruders , encourage birds and discourage pest style rodents

    also can't forget the koi pond with bamboo

    Yes
  12. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty lol

    LOL

    FUCKING L

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  13. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I offer to landscape for free, Bradley will help since he's never worked an honest day of real labor in his life while he limps around going MY ARTARITIS LEG!!! I'M ON STEP NINE!!! yeah i'll step on your neck if you don't hand me that pavement stone pal, i'll bring my own cooler of lemonade and assemble fancy hedge rows and poison weed barriers around the property to ward off intruders , encourage birds and discourage pest style rodents

    also can't forget the koi pond with bamboo

    Don't forget the Buddleia bushes to attract various types of butterfly. A garden simply isn't complete without them.

  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I like the
  15. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't forget the Buddleia bushes to attract various types of butterfly. A garden simply isn't complete without them.


    I love this. This reminds me I need to call a landscaper.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I'll do it for free!
  17. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    By free do you mean steal my car, medications, and identity?
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't forget the Buddleia bushes to attract various types of butterfly. A garden simply isn't complete without them.


    this is nlt what a real man would have in mind.
  19. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina this is nlt what a real man would have in mind.

    It's exactly what a REAL man would have in mind for a beautiful garden, discarded cat carcasses and trash laying around everywhere like in chingchonia is the sign of a uncivilized slob, not a REAL man.
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by shitty titty I love this. This reminds me I need to call a landscaper.

    I JUST OFFERD TO DO IT FOR FREE
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