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2018-06-17 at 4:58 PM UTC in Visualize industrial collapseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 2:05 PM UTC in Grimace and Enterita are butt buddies...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 12:57 PM UTC in BAN DH LANNY!!! fuk these wanna be niggas,, they aint shit but trouble for you guysKill yourselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-17 at 12:44 PM UTC in Honk honk, ya'll! Enter in the hizzouse!Hey guys. ^_^ Enter here, using one of my old troll accounts to post since I TSTM'd.
This is actually me, proving it the way I did the first time I started posting here, by saying so on the site I used to host my comics:
http://enterlol.webs.com/thisisenter.htm
Just wanted to give an update on my life, since I realized I was close with a lot of people on here.
Well, I decided to give women a chance recently. :P Aaaaand...
oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually finally saying this, but...
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Like, in real life! We went on dates and kissed (and more! :P LOL) and everything! ^_^
So yeah, I learned that women actually CAN like me, and I started to realize that maybe they're not all bad.
:P
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2018-06-17 at 10:49 AM UTC in Floating Key Mech Keyboard Designs
Originally posted by Lanny I do have a laptop, but laptop keyboards suck. Like if I need to write a quick email or something then sure, I'll just use my laptops builtin keyboard. But sometimes I have to go to different offices for work, or have an hour between classes in the library or something so then it's nice to have a better keyboard with me.
Chiclet keyboards make me want to kill myself.
I have old ThinkPad T43 from 2004 somewhere in storage which had these gorgeous, clicky, premium keys that gave lots of feedback and tactile guidance.
But now everything is chiclet keys, and it offers zero tactile guidance, shit feedback and I make extra letter typos all the time. Smh. -
2018-06-17 at 1:27 AM UTC in My NIS Dating Profile!Hey y'all I'm Rayquandra, I like fried chicken and those small dogs people carry in their purse as lunch.
I'm 422lbs at 4'2 and I look like a boulder, I'm entirely unattractive except to bears looking to gain fat before hibernation and children wishing to save time building a snowman.
I've spent the vast majority of my life in and out of the ghetto and KFC, I've produced 5 niglets, 4 of which are in prison, Dosheek a gud boi doe he dindunuffin.
I am pretty sweet because of my expensive sugar eating habit but will lie to you about how much I have left since I discovered that's the best way to not share. I will listen to liek whatever liek all the time I no I'm spool randuuuuuum liek lady sovereign. I can sing along to gay pop songs to endear you to my numerous tattoos. My life is kinda dictated by the legal system for the next few months but after that I will likely be dead, but can't fit in one graveplot. I am seeking a man who is likely a head case with black hair, beer gut and a nice bmw as that us my type. I've never hit a gym in my life except kinda accidentally once. Ok thanks I'm like so not good at this hahahalolhahahalolhahahlolhahalolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-17 at 1:13 AM UTC in My NIS Dating Profile!Hey ladies I'm just a regular down home country boy. I like haystacks, barn doors and fenceposts. I'm roughly 30 years old but look 5 years younger. I never tell the truth about my age when I cannot be immediately called out on it.
I'm 200lbs and 5 11. I look like I'm in good shape but I actually suffer chronic pain that causes me to think negatively about a lot of things. I'm aesthetically attractive pretty much objectively by North American societal standards.
I've spent the vast majority of my adult life in and out of the legal system, mostly for drug trafficking related charges. I've been sentenced to over 7 years in prison altogether. Don't you wish we could snuggle in an 8x12 together?
I am pretty sweet but will lie to you about other girls since I discovered that's the best way to be. I will listen to your bullshit but will be brutally honest when necessary. I am down for doing liek whatever liek all the time I no I'm spool randuuuuuum liek lady sovereign. I can sing along to gay pop songs to endear you to me. I have numerous tattoos and friends who are both good and terrible influences. My life is kinda dictated by the legal system for the next few months but after that I will likely be a media mogul buying up dead websites to integrate them all into one graveplot. I am seeking a woman who is likely a head case with black hair, glasses and a nice bum as that us my type. I've never hit a woman in my life except kinda accidentally once. I like girls who like me so that's your best avenue to take. Ok thanks I'm like so not good at this hahahalolhahahalolhahahlolhahalol -
2018-06-16 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.
When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.
I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.
That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns? -
2018-06-16 at 5:55 PM UTC in Can not download samsung update over unlimited data cellular connectionif your using a smartphone and it wasnt / hasnt been rooted and custom rom installed,
your using it wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-16 at 3:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionSo not take chemistry advice from Scronaldo, even if it is correct. His greatest claim to fame is blowing up his own house with his home meth lab.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 4:45 AM UTC in Angels Trumpet, Devils Breath! rape glitter
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Scoplamine is the main ingredient in it's natural form and not synthesized as most motion sickness pills contain.
Dragons breath is true form of scoplamine; mixed with other inert like chemicals to create this catylist which makes scoplamine the date rape drug (falls in the same group as roofies)
yes I know it's travel sickness medication as a standalone (which those are synthesized chemicals and not from the actual plant)
the plant form of it is mixed with other chemicals with the bellflower being the main substance required to create dragonsbreath this is not the same as scoplamine or scopladerm or any generic or product name in its synthetic form. again, those drugs are synthesize variations to produce and alter the affects of motion sickness. they're great for motionsickness.. I agree.
the entire point is scopolomine does not do what this myth says it does. it causes intense delerium; a person does not become 'a zombie' or susceptible to suggestion. There is no reason why mixing it with glitter would have any effect whatsoever. it can be absorbed through membranes or the skin so potentially you can blow it in someone's face if you have enough, but you're likely to dose yourself as well.Aldra.. you're as dangerous as apt and infinityshock with your deliberate attack on me with defamation of character and trying to demote me as a person with credible knowledge of which a horrible crime taking place on our streets and abroad.
I'm not addressing any other part of your insanity than the effects of the drug.Something about most Australians have always struck me as hall monitors for the systems benefit.
you're not wrong. I think it's because our education system is significantly more effective in terms of both education and indoctrination.NIST report
have you even read the thing, or are you basing your assessments off of other peoples' opinions? I suggest you go back to that thread and re-read what I said.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-16 at 12:22 AM UTC in How about "other perspectives"?Maybe it is pure nostalgia and confirmation bias talking but I feel like Totselings are very unique in terms of the users they generate. Even the endemically grown retards are of a superior quality to others. Raw data for raw nerves indeed.
Most of the DHers I saw pretty much came across like fucking children. Their biggest troll was some insane tranny who made tons of ALTs to Thank its own shitty version of edginess and garbage GIFs, for internet points. Off the top of my head, I cannot think of a sadder, more pointless investment of one's time without specifically making one up. -
2018-06-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in Later
Originally posted by -SpectraL Living with a one-inch-dick and having to screw cats was just too much for him.
Being severely autistic to the point of complete social failure, yet having the desire to participate in society drove him to suicide. The inability to put his God given talents to use because he lacked the social graces to put him in a position where he could do so... that is what killed the Malice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-15 at 8:20 PM UTC in detect and avoid cctv
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2018-06-15 at 7:33 PM UTC in Zanick-tier thread should be banned :
Originally posted by apt I wouldn't care much about the constant shit posting (there was plenty of the same garbage on totse and zoklet) if we had more than 3 decent threads per week to balance it out
its not even shit grade threads. shits tast like shit, they stink, they smells salty, or spicy, or sour-ry ... etc etc.
those 'what r u listening to rite now', 'what r u thinking / doing / eating / drinking rite now' threads are just bland.
like a piece of brand new rubber eraser. or a lump of gum that had been chewed for half a day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-15 at 6:56 PM UTC in detect and avoid cctv
Originally posted by apt #MeToo
I don't actually know enough yet to do a proper writeup but I think this will become very important in the next few years as facial recognition is set to become ubiquitous
it already is.
whats worse is the fact that assholes keep buying iphones and various other android phones that use face recog and help big brother improve the technology.
in soviet russia, everyone around you was a potential spy spying on you. today, anyone with a smartphone around you is definite a spy spying on you with their front and back cameras.
wittingly or otherwise.
do you notice camera count on phones is on the rise ???The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-15 at 5:56 PM UTC in what's worse?homewrecker's a weird term
I always envision someone pounding the front wall in with a sledgehammerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-15 at 5:46 PM UTC in Zanick-tier thread should be banned :I wish I was stupid enough to enjoy the datehole threads
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2018-06-15 at 3:49 PM UTC in I'm 40 years old and I'm fucking an 18 year old...If you don't like this you're a homosexual.
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2018-06-15 at 1:46 PM UTC in Why is the United States in constant military conflicts?It's also because nowadays, we just send robots to bomb terrorist training camps AKA elementary schools and wedding parties.
The soldiers piloting these drones are basically playing a video game, it's like the AC-130 mission from COD4 to them. You don't have to empathize with little brown pixels on the other side of the planet. Nigga is probably sitting in a DxRacer chair in an air conditioned cubicle in New Hampshire or some shit, using an Xbox controller to kill darkies indiscriminately.
So the human cost that we can actually see at home has gone down.
