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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I smoke shatter from a vape pen and when I'm out I stealthily puff it then immediately hide it so no one sees me using it. I get people who owe me money to get me the shatter at retail rates because I hate going in dispenseries or dealing with pot dealers. A friend of mine asked if I wanted to buy into a weed company he's becoming a partner in and I refused and got mad because he wasn't taking no for an answer because he was drinking.

    Potheads are the same as cokeheads or junkies; they let a drug define their personality but they're worse in a way because it's an innocuous drug and they're just searching for an identity to co-opt. In a way I'm glad it's being made legal because hopefully that will end some of the faggotry, or at least make some faggots find something else to whine about but I also worry it's widespread acceptance will lead to an acceptance of the worst aspects of weed culture. I've sold a ton of it in my life and so have my friends and none of them smoke very much weed. It's the same rationale with "getting high on your own supply" if you smoke too much weed and buy into the faggotry you're going to he terminally unsuccessful.

    Fuck everyone who praises it's "medical benefits." Maybe cbd is good for kids with epilepsy but if weed can somehow cure your problems they weren't problems to begin with. Weed helps my anxiety and stomach problems and little bit and can put me in a better mood but these are things I can deal with in other ways, I'm just lazy. Weed doesn't do a goddamn thing for pain and may be it makes chemo easier to manage but so does fentanyl why not legalize that?

    A lot of working class people smoke weed to deal with their shitty hamster wheel lives and it should be legal for them to mitigate the pain that existence causes them. Smoking weed when you have no job turns you into a shiftless carbon scourge and is akin to fat people overeating on welfare. Weed licenses should be issued on a case by case basis dependent on how much of a Fuck up you are. Same with licenses to procreate. Tommy Douglas would approve
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  2. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    (5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)

    NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!

    I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.

    I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.

    First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.

    I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.





    The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.

    The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.

    I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.



    A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)

    Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.



    I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.

    So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.



    On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.

    All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.

    There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.

    But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.
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  3. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    OP is running a tor hidden service for CP.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Jesus H, a month later I finally have a stable system.

    Turns out it was the SATA controller on the mobo that was causing intermittent read failures, but of course there's no good way to know that without testing the PSU, the mobo, and each of the drives separately. So I end up doing a return/replace on that and that's like a couple of hours of disassembly and re-doing the thermal paste on the other side, and a couple weeks of procrastinating and waiting on the mail.

    New mobo arrives and I go through the assembly song and dance again. Get my shit installed, RAID set up all nice. Then I plug it into my TV thinking it might be nice to use for media playback too and I learn I can't get smooth playback out of it at 4K. Not surprising, I wasn't expecting a budget APU to be able to do it but I remembered I had a Radeon HD 6<something or other> in my closet from a gaming build a number of years ago. Mobo has a slot for it and the PSU can support the extra draw so I figure I'll give it a try. Problem is the card was not designed for a tiny ITX case and is longer than the mobo, extends into the drive bays. Actually if the bays are empty it'll fit, but when they're in the lock-in clip things extend too far. I find everything works if I pull the drives out and have them hanging out the side but that's not exactly a good time. The drive bays are actually reversible so I can turn them around to get everything to fit, but my screwdriver is too long to fit in the box (that's what she said) to unscrew stuff, so I have to disassemble like 60% of the chassis to make it work and reroute all the cables which took for fucking ever and made my knees sore since I was doing it on the floor (also what she said).

    But at long last it lives and I have my seedbox and music collection backed up on redundant storage and a synchronized mirror of all my github repos. Next up is NiS database backups and email backups, and VLC playback controls over SSH or something similar.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock dont be a fucking sheep victimized by the MINITRU kikes. weather patterns are the same as they have been for the last million years: variable.

    ask the spanish fleet that sank in 1715 off the coast of florida what they think of hurricanes.

    storms arent getting worse. people are getting more stupid.

    "There was a hurricane 300 years ago therefore climate change doesn't exist"

    I guess there really are people this stupid...
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  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The thought of this run down subnigger trying to figure out which bush to shit behind while incoherently babbling about reptilian pizza place owners puts a smile on my face.

    You will never make it in this world you definition of failure.
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Don't do it my brother. I've felt like killing myself earlier, too. Intense fucking mood swings.

    I know you're too intelligent for psychology tricks but you should talk to someone. I don't know if you are into Asians but I've been looking into trips/moving to Bangkok or some other shithole where they allow sinning on a major scale. You shouldn't just drop out. That would suck extreme cock.

    There is a place for you in this world. You're worth being happy, man. Please give it another shot.
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  8. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Now create a fanfic of me introducing her to anal sex.

    Mareike Alfreda moaned softly as RisiR deftly slipped off her shorts to greet purple panties underneath. He had always enjoyed stern women of maturity, dignified in their appearance and actions, but Mareike was different. He was captivated by her youth and found her inexperience attractive. She had never known a man's love because her father wouldn't allow her to bring boys into the trailer, but today her father wasn't home. RisiR was going to make Mareike understand what it meant to be anally penetrated, even if it put him in prison for life. She was wild with desire, and couldn't withstand the beauty of his visage any longer. "Fuck my teen ass, RisR. I'm fourteen years old and my butt isn't getting any younger," she begged.

    Slowly and with exotic tension, her panties slid off without the aid of any hands, as though a phantom were assisting them in this foul deed. RisiR removed all of his clothing and positioned himself behind Mareike. "Sweetie, it's time to get on your knees," he told her. She obeyed. He entered the temple of Sodom with great care, making sure to ease his way in so as not to harm Mareike. She let out an alarming gasp after the first inch of his girthy member snaked its way inside, but every one of the remaining ten inches thereafter went in as smoothly as cream into coffee, until their bodies were mingled like a piece of modern fleshy art. For twenty minutes, the lovers did not move at all. They had to savor this eternal moment, for they knew it could be their last.

    At the height of their bliss, Mareike's father burst in through the door with the trailer park manager in a fury with swords drawn. He had seen everything from the window, and they were ready to kill. Mareike screamed and said it was all her idea, but he was determined to kill this handsome, girthy German for introducing his daughter to anal sex. RisiR drew his own blade and looked her father directly in the eyes, as though he dared him to make the first move. Just as he'd hoped, Mareike's dad gestured broadly with his sword arm to strike. RisiR was prepared, and not only parried but then brought the razor sharp edge upward, directly into his throat, slicing halfway through his thick neck. The trailer park manager ran off, and RisiR and Mareike cleaned up her dad and buried him underneath the mobile home. They understood now that they didn't just meet by accident and commit spontaneous, illegal sodomy. This was love, and they were its prisoners.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage


    Mike Pence's involvement in 9/11 is all but confirmed
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    What outsourcing shills tell you is going to happen:
    - - Employees work at night, get twice as much work done per day
    - - Cost less than those overpaid on-shore developers
    - - Standardized training, your employees are fungible
    - - The sprawling Indian education system and certification programs ensure consistent and high levels of qualification
    - - English is an official language of India, we work with English specs

    What actually happens:
    - - Onshore has to be on a call at 10PM to handhold offshore, come in the next day to find a pile of shit code waiting for review that no one is going to be around to fix until tomorrow night
    - - Hire three times the workforce to do half the work, ends up costing more plus your onshore hate you for fucking up their schedules and pretending like they're replicable with cheap low-skill labor
    - - No one actually did anything for certs, certification isn't regulated, they just printed some bullshit certificates to fluff up already bullshit resumes
    - - It's like highschool 2.0 most of the time where you can bribe your way through, you don't know any of the universities so you have no idea if they're going to the indian equivalent of Harvard or Phoenix
    - - There's like two people at the outsourcing firm that speak horribly broken English which are doing a low fidelity translation of your specs. Any and all communications bottleneck at these few points of contact.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the hardest part is telling your dad you're gay
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Parahomosexual activity
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  13. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Well niggas its that time again

    Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.



    It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.

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    Present Day:

    I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.



    You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.

    After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.

    As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.

    I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me

    I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.

    (1 thank = 1 prayer)

    Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.



    I am at the location of the blue dot.



    I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.

    Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.

    I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.

    I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.
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  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    “A country has the jedis it deserves. Just as mosquitoes can thrive and settle only in swamps, likewise the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins.”
    ―Corneliu Zelea Codreanu
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  15. The SVP-24 then computes an “envelope” (speed, altitude, course) inside which the dumb bombs are automatically released exactly at the precise moment when their unguided flight will bring them right over the target (with a 3-5m accuracy).

    In practical terms this means that every 30+ year old Russian “dumb” bomb can now be delivered by a 30+ year old Russian aircraft with the same precision as a brand new guided bomb delivered by a top of the line modern bomber.

    Not only that, but the pilot does not even have to worry about targeting anything. He just enters the target’s exact coordinates into his system, flies within a defined envelope and the bombs are automatically released for him. He can place his full attention on detecting any hostiles (aircraft, missiles, AA guns). And the best part of this all is that this system can be used in high altitude bombing runs, well over the 5000m altitude which MANPADs cannot reach. Finally, clouds, smoke, weather conditions or time of the day play no role in this whatsoever.

    Last, but not least, this is a very *cheap* solution. Russian can now use the huge stores of ‘dumb’ bombs they have accumulated during the Cold War, they can bring an infinite supply of such bombs to Syria and every one of them will strike with phenomenal accuracy. And since the SVP-24 is mounted on the aircraft and not the bomb, it can be reused as often as needed.

    https://thesaker.is/technology-sitrep-how-russian-engineering-made-the-current-operation-in-syria-possible/

    TLDR Americans build their electronics into their bombs, while Russians build them on their aircraft.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I feel like Turkey will make a grab for Syrian territory sooner or later.

    I don't think they can or will, not blatantly anyway. Their future depends too much on co-operation with Russia, Iran and co - even Erdogan's smart enough to realise the New Ottoman Empire's no good if it collapses before it can gain any traction. Keeping terrorist elements on standby and protecting them from the Idlib op is extremely likely though.


    And just now -

    Nikki Haley rabbits on about how the Idlib op will be indiscriminate, schools, hospitals etc. will be targeted...

    > US begins carpet bombing Deir Eizzor towns with white phosphorous
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  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    kinda sad that the bar is so low for public discourse that a pederast marxist seems pretty sane. the saving grace for these types is that they're against the neo-liberal order of "invade the world, invite the world". anyone that doesn't have their head stuck up their ass or getting paid by the chamber of commerce can tell that the american worker is getting fucked, real wage levels haven't risen appreciably in decades and home ownership seems more like a ponzi scheme than an investment in your future. unfortunately these people are still inherently as insufferable as the rest when you suggest what really needs to be done to fix things.
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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I have many talents. One of the few people who have mastered shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah, the temple OS website says he's dead which seems about as official as it gets. Also has what I would guess is the last video he ever made, he clearly looks worn down.

    Terry is the nig people should hold a moment of respectful silence for, not this tumor brain mccain.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Learn to code is a meme.

    it's more important to learn how things work first
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