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2018-06-08 at 5:16 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?
Originally posted by -SpectraL It's funny to see Giuliani pop out of the woodwork as Trump's top lawyer now, since he's the very one who illegally disposed of all the 9/11 evidence with all the military-grade nano-thermate coated all over it and had it shipped overseas and meted down before anyone could even get a look at it.
'nano thermite' isn't a real thing
the military uses thermate, which is thermite with 2% sulfur added to burn faster and hotter.
given that thermite is just aluminium and iron oxide, even if it was used it'd be impossible to detect in the debris of a building that made extensive use of aluminium and iron in its construction.
on top of that, there are much better options for destroying buildings and/or metal frames than thermite. there's a reason it's not used for welding or cutting anymoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-08 at 4:57 PM UTC in What's the most surefire method of committing suicide?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson drink 10 bottles of Bacardi 151 within 1hr…or as many as you can down as quickly as possible…relatively pain free.
you're likely to throw enough up for it not to be lethal, and with any of these ideas that take a while (going for a long drive in the garage etc.) you're increasing the chances someone finds and stops you. if you're looking for something similar, shooting a high dose of an opiod and a benzo will put you to sleep rapidly and there's no way for your body to purge it out of your bloodstream
a bullet to the head is an old favourite, just make sure you use one that's big enough to destroy your brain rather than just turn yourself into a vegetable
explosives are probably the surest bet, tricky to prepare though and if you blow your hands off trying to make them it's just going to make things more difficult for you. I've heard of people just driving out to the desert and vaporising themselves
If you want to go out with a bang though...
Find a ledge in a public place, a footbridge over a busy motorway is a good idea. You'll need a post or something to be able to tie ropes to.
First, tie a few metres of piano wire to the post and wrap it around your neck.
Second, cut a length of rope to a little longer than the piano wire, tie one end to the post and the other around your chest (under your arms.
Third, eat a fistful of viagra.
Fourth, apply superglue to the palms of your hands and hold them to your temples.
Finally, wait for the viagra to kick in and the glue to dry. Once you're rock hard and you can't move your hands, jump.
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2018-06-08 at 1:12 PM UTC in Getting oldTHATS WHY I LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS YOU GET OLDER BUT THEY STAY THE SAME AGE AWEE YEAAHThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 10:03 AM UTC in Need some new CompSci related reading materials?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 7:40 AM UTC in Getting oldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-06 at 11:18 AM UTC in Need some new CompSci related reading materials?
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2017-01-31 at 5:28 AM UTC in Album Review: SYMBOL - SYMBOLhttps://symbolnyc.bandcamp.com/releases
I immediately regret downloading this 'album' (7 tracks at around two and a half minutes each makes for a mercifully short runtime of 15 minutes or so) in FLAC. I have to check to make sure everything's plugged in correctly because for the first 20 seconds or so, there's nothing but muffled bangs and static.
After that first pause though, the track explodes into a cacophany of awful. I can't understand a word of the vocals; the combination of the horrible audio quality and what I assume is a very serious drug-potentiated mental disability is like running a crumpled up sheet of sandpaper with flecks of shit and blood caked to it over my ear drums. Speaking of, drums are the only instrument used throughout the album - timing is all over the place, and they sound like they're half full of salt or sand or something.
The second track is lighter on the drums and more focused on the vocals - I could actually understand what he was saying in this one, but that's because the only two words used in the lyrics are 'bundy' and 'YEAH'. Aside from that, same criticisms apply.
To my surprise, the tracks do actually progress with the album - the first few are shouty and largely indescipherable, but they're at least cogent enough to conform to a rhythm and beat. This starts to fall apart at Let Me Be - the singer has apparently given up on trying to form words and just starts making noises, which progresses to just pure screaming in Maniac and Breakdown. It's literally "AAAAAA*BANG**BANG**BANG*ARRRHHHHHHHHHHH*BANG*AWOOOOOO*BANG*OOOOO" etc. for five minutes or so. There's actually a point in Breakdown where you can hear him start fucking up his timing and compensating by bashing the absolute fuck out of the drum; I expected to hear him punch a hole in it by accident - the only reason he didn't is probably the length of the track.
'Dissociated' is an excellent example of saving the absolute worst for last. There are no drums on this track, and very few words - it's mostly just mouth-sounds and clapping. Think the Gregorian Masters of Chant if they weren't masters of anything and had a choir for severely retarded children. The pure pain of listening through it is broken at a few points where the singer apparently tries to switch from sounds to actually saying something but fails abysmally - it's unexpectedly hilarious hearing him go from "AAAAaaawaaaawaaaaoooowaaaaaaayyy oh shhhiiii whyy whYY whhyaaaawaaaaaa".
If this album was a triangle it'd be scalene.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
