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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Oh here's an update, I went over there the other day, she ran and hid in the back and everyone was weird to me. Woops.

    Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.

    or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.

    Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.

    Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.



    Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?

    I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.
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  2. Valentines day is coming up soon, you should show up at the store regardless just to freak her out again.
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  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The best wingmen/wingwomen are always the fat ugly ones…they make you look like the hot one.

    Casper isn’t either of those things. Tort is a major fag though and he probably had his work srsly cut out for him, GOD BLESS.
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  4. This thread is *beer pong shoutz* WARMING UP

    *Takes shirts off and puts on a Calvin Klein vintage microfiber bikini*
  5. Originally posted by frala Casper isn’t either of those things. Tort is a major fag though and he probably had his work srsly cut out for him, GOD BLESS.

    Tort did nothing wrong
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.

    or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.

    Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.

    Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.



    Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?

    I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.

    Lol the card giving was a perfect set up for any of these options, your a natural red
  7. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Tort did nothing wrong

    I didn’t say BEING A FAG WAS WRONG YOU FRCIKONG HOMOPHOBE
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  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Valentines day is coming up soon, you should show up at the store regardless just to freak her out again.

    I’d recommend bringing her flowers & candy in a fancy heart shaped box.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Casper isn’t either of those things. Tort is a major fag though and he probably had his work srsly cut out for him, GOD BLESS.

    Can confirm. Seent it with my own eyes that torts ghey.
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  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Incessant Can confirm. Seent it with my own eyes that torts ghey.

    Torts been ghey since his meth days on tc during zoklet
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I am the best wingman. Ask Tort. He was ready to scare 2 women off with his raw animal instinct and i rolled up and had them taking off their clothes and drinking tequila in the ocean within a half hour of them calling him a creep. My energy is unparalleled.

    That's guy asked to see my penis more than Bradley b
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Torts been ghey since his meth days on tc during zoklet

    Such a shame because he's pretty fine.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Such a shame because he's pretty fine.

    he's bisexual if you're insinuating you would be DEE TEE EFF him
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I had sex with a couple dozen people in two weeks. I got two niggas in love with me. I thought I was lonely and then mucho creampies, i don't feelomely anymore. But I do got two bitches in this little town that said WHEN i come back they need to be told, then i got that fat black girl from the navy and that super crazy bitch both near my mom's house. My ex in Milwaukee (with the restarining order) wants this white pipe and so does that gay kid way up north.

    And homey i just kinda wanna jack off and ask these people to leave me and my big penis alone.
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  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ he's bisexual if you're insinuating you would be DEE TEE EFF him

    Nah he got mad at me that I was snapping him when my ex and I were broken up but my ex was still renting a room from me and driving my car.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I'd trade it all for one dumbass tranny in a little town way te fuck up north but she's too stupid and self centered so it's pretty clear she doesn't know how to be in a relationship (we tried twice) without using the other person in a way i found both obvious and irritating.

    Kinda like DTs GG, except not that bad.
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  17. Originally posted by Incessant Nah he got mad at me that I was snapping him when my ex and I were broken up but my ex was still renting a room from me and driving my car.

    Now I'm mad too
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant Nah he got mad at me that I was snapping him when my ex and I were broken up but my ex was still renting a room from me and driving my car.

    you kids and your snap chats these days goodness gracious
  19. Originally posted by mmQ you kids and your snap chats these days goodness gracious

    What's your snap
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What's your snap

    I get EBT SNAP
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