I used to smoke METH with this dude and he would always take a big ass hunting knife when we hit da streets
bro the cops are gonna take that knife and call you a little bitch faggot knife boy faggot bitch that likes to play with knifes 100000% and they will also probably find your meth and trip you the FUUUUUCK out and he's like "nah man you're paranoid "
not long after his "friend stole it" he never got a replacement or ever went out with one again./.... riiiiiight. I already know what the cop said "hey little bitch knife faggot boy imagine if someone grabbed your knife against your will.. you're lucky you walk away from this without a fresh stab wound"
you're right officer, I will think twice about ever defending myself and carry anal lube instead from now on.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I bet you're double stoked knowing that a truck driver will be footing some of the bill for your degreee that will lead to nothing but indoctrination into the hive mind.
Maybe you should go lie down.
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Fona's car is actually a protected wild zone under federal fish and game law so you guys better keep this on the DL before he gets a fine for illegal beekeeping
You're all clearly jealous and didn't plant enough cheerios wildflower mix in your beds this spring like fona did with his loving wife and kids. Now fonaplats can say to the children LOOK WE ARE BEING VISITED BY MR / BEE KIDS BECAUSE OF YOUR FLOWERS as he gets in the car to work and then gets stung in the eye and says OW FUCK ... I MEAN OH MAN FREE HONEY AND EYE VENOM THANKS FOR PLANTING ALL THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS *Rolls one eye because the other one is swollen shut* Time to be an hour late to work because you have to spend another $100 on an epi pen or you will drop dead BUT FONAPLATS THAT MONEY IS FOR EMERGENCIES oh man sometimes life just makes you not want to buy that epi pen you know what i mean just lay down and let the bees take you
but fonaplats isn't like that, he is A MAN
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$30 bottle of tequila lasts me 4 nights of car drinking outside the bar. 3-4 nights a week at the bar. So like $120 a month. But yeah Corralejo tequila is $30 for 1.75L at costco n its not bad.
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Adult diaper makes me think of the horned up NASA psycho-Billie lady who put on her space diaper so she could drive 15 hours ,juicing her shorts the whole way, to hunt down her ex boyfriend and put a silk hose on his balls and yank
I remember hearing about that case. Vanessa Carlton wrote the song "1000 miles" about it. When I learned that I listened to the lyrics more closely and realized it was extremely obvious
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I wish there were more vegan/vegetarian protest groups where I live. This actually looks like a fun way to spend a couple hours before leaving them with the John Dutton mic drop
Ever plough a field...to plant the quinoa or sorghum or whatever the hell it is you eat? You kill everything on the ground and under it, you kill every snake every frog, mouse, mole, worm, you kill them all. So I guess the only real question is how cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed ya?
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
I tink maybe you can beith mo extra daid
I can teach you how to brew poteen in a home made still, fuelled by turf, adapted from a copper water heating cylinder, in the bog, on a rainy day, in the depths of winter, me young lad.
Ye better be able to run fast in case the lads from the customs come for us. And know how to whip a stubborn donkey too.
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