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2022-09-12 at 6:04 PM UTC in invented a new kitchen applianceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-12 at 5:08 PM UTC in lesson on critical race theoryThe bananas in diddy kong racing actually increase your speed so you should try to collect as many as possible.
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2022-09-12 at 3:50 AM UTC in Dona 9-11-2021I believe it's spelled "Bangs" rootbeer, sirThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-12 at 3:11 AM UTC in 9/11 celebration threadI just screamed 9/11 was an inside job out the window but in a Minecraft sort in my mindThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-12 at 3:08 AM UTC in Choose Your Own Adventure
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Actually that's interesting someone else recently said basically the same thing to me they said " I heard that 'heard' " and then assumed I was in the industry. So I didn't know it was kitchen-speak, just something I ripped from croz's vernacular ,Not That I Know What That Means which makes sense if you think about it because he worked at the oyster bar, Malibu poke ( where do they literally they don't even give you a number for your order they just have cameras all over the store and they take pictures of you and then it starts flashing your picture when your food's ready but I digress ) and basically all of the top cool spots to be eating in that town. quacks 43rd
Not sure why that came up in my mind.
Also FTFY
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2022-09-12 at 3:08 AM UTC in Tolerance, blackouts and organ failure.
Originally posted by Murk Lore Glowing virtue statement so the don't drug test him.
Drug tests are pointless. How about I just tell you what drugs i'm on. Espresso, meth, weed and nicotine. Any other questions faggot??
WELL WELL WE NEED PROOF YOU ARE ON METH IF YOU SAY IT PROVE IT!!!!
why do I need to prove anything to anyone? I know what drugs i'm on, God knows, and your opinion and knowledge are irrelevant to anything in my existence. if you desire to know more about me you should start a cult or something and pay me $100 for my bodily fluids like Shoko Asahara.
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1995/mar/29/sect-sold-blood-bath-water/
Only faggots from faggot communist countries take drug tests because they support the satanic anti capitalist system and like to play with mens piss and buy clean piss from children. People that fear drug tests are evil fearing evil. I refuse all tests of drugs because taking a drug test IS the test from God and if you piss for a robot to examine it you are a faggot robot piss fetish communist and nobody cares how much mg/L of meth metabolites are in your blood or piss and the belief that it is illegal for your blood to contain things is an evil belief supported by blind slaves
If you want a sample of my DNA come make me bleed and fucking take it yourself, go ahead and try.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What the fuck is the point of a drug test? If someone has someone in their system that automatically means they are always on it at work? the fuck?
I don't understand what purpose it serves besides just telling your employer what you ingest while at home. Do they want me to photograph when I take a shit too?
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2022-09-12 at 1:57 AM UTC in Tolerance, blackouts and organ failure.
Originally posted by Octavian. I noticed leading up to abstaining completely from alcohol I was drinking more and more, with yet more instances of blacking out. I also felt that it took less to get drunk despite being able to drink stupid amounts. This was accompanied by bad internal pain for days, sometimes weeks afterwards. Could it be possible my insides were/ are fucked irreparably and this affects tolerance. Maybe my liver isn't processing properly due to being so damaged ?
I never got blood tests done but I am keen to swallow a camera and have a good root around in there as Doug would say. I still wake with abdominal pain from time to time but put it down to dehydration as I don't drink enough water. I miss drinking but when it gets to the point where you can't trust yourself to even drink one then what's the point.
Inb4: "WAAAAAA drugs and alcohol are the best, you're just a weak faggit"
Thoughts?
Haven't you tried and failed to quit cocaine like 100 times and every time you rack up a handful of sober days you strut in here talking like king shit? Go get stabbed in an alley you little faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-12 at 1:28 AM UTC in 9/11 celebration threadOp ..bitch...stfu... shouldn't you be planning another fake mass shooting or crying about wanting to suicide...
Be a suicide bomber if you're not "weak and fragile" you won't ...cry baby bitchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-11 at 10:58 PM UTC in 9/11 was an inside job.
So long as you blame Bush for lying it's OK.
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2022-09-11 at 10:41 PM UTC in The 6 greatest posters in Totse historyI wouldn't wanna run into those plurals in a dark alley at 3am I tell you whatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-11 at 10:35 PM UTC in The 6 greatest posters in Totse historyasdfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-11 at 9:49 PM UTC in 9/11 was an inside job.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-10 at 9:09 AM UTC in I got fentanyl laced methPeople that hate pot smokers like rocktavian and totse2k1 and cocknose
All have something else in common besides threatening to call the cops on you for smoking a joint of marijuana
They are also all huge butthurt insufferable whiny upset bitch ass losers with no life. Yet if you ask them what's the biggest problem in the world right now what do you think they would say
Oh yeah weed smokers right at the top of the light for sure next to the government and immigrants man! And immigrants that work for the government and smoke weed OH MAN DO I HATE THEM
Anyone that says they dislike a person for consuming something is a fucking cringe faggot loser I ONLY TALK TO BUDWEISER DRINKERS SORRY
It's wrong because it's illegal guys a crime is a crime. You don't support illegal activity here do you??????
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2022-09-08 at 4:13 AM UTC in Speedy Parker PI dumpHer name is dirtygarden girl btw. I found her scat porn by accident I, just watch her anal triple fsoying stuff in not into gross 🤢 like poo
I have always wanted to shove my entire arm up a woman but I don't see how it's possible without a huge mess. I've worked on farms before okay it's not funThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-07 at 10:21 PM UTC in How many testicles do you have?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in FUCK THE HOMELESS
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, you must not have much experience if you think being friendly throws angry people off…being friendly to an angry person identifies you as weak and submissive and marks you as a target/victim.
I used to work as a retail manager, so I have quite a lot of experience with de-escalation.
If you care about appearing 'weak' you will just end up escalating the confrontation, making people even angrier and more likely to become violent.
It takes intelligence, not emotion, to navigate these situations.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-09-06 at 4:45 AM UTC in BradleyBs wariat threadI'm going to text him and her and see if I can get a couple hundred dollars to do this s*** four times I'll report back if somebody can give me $100 to take some plasma out of me I mean God damn $100 is the new fishing reel you know what I mean another $200 and s*** that's a f****** computer you know what I mean I need s*** like that I want to come up on s*** like that I deserve to come up on s*** like that and I got a lot of blood I'm like 180 lbs m*********** all muscleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-06 at 2:08 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)one of those books that I can see why someone's dad bought it (without reading it) and brought it for their son in rehab to inspire him. But rather than inspire him, he says thanks and that he's gonna read it soon and sets it next to the food and clothes they also brought him, then when I'm in the day room bitching about how I don't want to read fucking fiction and I want the social workiers to take me to the library ONE TIME for real books, he says "I got a book you can read if you want." 'is it good?' "Idk my parents brought it, it's about the marines." and it ends up in my hands.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-06 at 1:11 AM UTC in Save the planet from climate change: practical steps we can do every dayground all air traffic as well as space travel and we kin whip this thing but fastThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-09-05 at 11:42 PM UTC in Happy Labor Day!a picture of karl marx LOL GET IT??? COMMUNISTM
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!!
nah, just kiddin. I do sincerely wish anyone reading this a happy Labor Day, as the Technician class we must recognize that we are deserved and afforded certain rights as technicians that were once considered hallmarks of various careers, guilds, halls, unions or what have you (like a Gold Watch) but have been diluted by modern "OOOOOOH I SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND DON'T TAKE A BUS TO WORK" Brainwash hebrew elitism designed to conquer, dialate, divide and seethe.
I'm sure the shareholders feel my sentiments. To celebrate this day I managed to make it to starbucks 5 minutes before they closed and was as rude as possible to the fine young ladies working there preparing to close the store early. Now I will order as many heavy random sized items as from Amazon.com so those poor warehouse technicians can set a new long weekend record for musculoskeletal lower back injuries.
At the end of the day, and sometimes even the beginning of it we are ALL technicians weather you sign the checks or cash yours every week it makes no difference. If you have $1 in the bank or $1 billion or some piece of paper liberal art degree doesn't make you better than anyone else because we all serve the almight $$$$$$ the global technocratic system and internationalist capitalist economy, especially the communists and socialists YOU SHOULD SEE THEM ENGAGING IN TRADE ON THAT GLOBAL MARKET INSTEAD OF WORKING WITH A GLOBAL UNION AND BRINGING ABOUT A SOCIALIST UTOPIA WHERE BILLIONS ALL WORK "FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEEDS"
keep your stick on the ice folx were all in this together.
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