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10 dead in canada stabbing. Democrats next agenda to ban knives

  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    democrats obvious agenda is to disarm the people and outlaw guns, now we need to ban knives since a large stabbing happened.

    I recently also read that an african drove his car into a crowd and killed several people.

    We should ban cars too right? I mean how dangerous are these guns, cars, and knives that keep killing innocient people right?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting democrats obvious agenda is to disarm the people and outlaw guns, now we need to ban knives since a large stabbing happened.

    I recently also read that an african drove his car into a crowd and killed several people.

    We should ban cars too right? I mean how dangerous are these guns, cars, and knives that keep killing innocient people right?

    Should just ban women altogether since they victimize you so 🤷
  3. #3
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting democrats obvious agenda is to disarm the people and outlaw guns, now we need to ban knives since a large stabbing happened.

    I recently also read that an african drove his car into a crowd and killed several people.

    We should ban cars too right? I mean how dangerous are these guns, cars, and knives that keep killing innocient people right?

    Name one Democrat who has pushed legislation to 'outlaw guns'.
  4. #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Steven Name one Democrat who has pushed legislation to 'outlaw guns'.

    Its quite obvious, you dont start out with a full out ban. Dont act like a dumbass democrat that you are.
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like the leaps you made to turn some stabbings on a reserve in another country into your own personal victimization
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have to agree with the sudo science, you do have a tendency to take fringe data outliers and string them together in a manner that lacks any consistency except in the fact you are always the chief victim in every scenario.
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  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you have to have a license to drive a car and you have to put a number plate on it and buy insurance why shouldent you need that for a gun which literally is designed for killing

    yet a car isnt even literally supposed to kill people unless you put spikes on your lugnus and punji sticks coming off the bonnet yet insurance costs more for men because they are impulsive and do stuff like street racing and mass shootings when there little feelings get hurt about being called a weeb and so they wig out like spergs
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    One time a cop took my knife and told me the legal limit was somethin point something something and none of the numbers was a zero, I think the last might have been a 3

    Also I have no idea what a gravity or a switch pocket flip flop fold knife is because i'm too lazy to look it up and despite metal not bending the police seem to think anything even resembling a knife meets every size and quality definition they can remember at the time

    Ah yes, the gravity knife. Also known as any knife affected by the earths pull of gravity and it contains >0.01% MOL of metallic material

    Excuse me sir but how exactly were you planning on dialing the police with a piece of sharpened metal? Oh you carry it IN CASE someone attacks you? Like a pre meditated thing huh? You have the right to remain silent...
  9. #9
    Originally posted by A College Professor you have to have a license to drive a car and you have to put a number plate on it and buy insurance why shouldent you need that for a gun which literally is designed for killing

    yet a car isnt even literally supposed to kill people unless you put spikes on your lugnus and punji sticks coming off the bonnet yet insurance costs more for men because they are impulsive and do stuff like street racing and mass shootings when there little feelings get hurt about being called a weeb and so they wig out like spergs



    every year more "americans" die by vehicular accidents than by guns.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I just stab and run

    If you didn't look like such a deranged junkie to wouldn't have police frisking you constantly.

    Or if your gf was a passable tranny you could just have her carry it

    Sucks 2 suck i see
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Steven Name one Democrat who has pushed legislation to 'outlaw guns'.

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  12. #12
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny joe-brandon.png`

    He literally cannot propose legislation.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to smoke METH with this dude and he would always take a big ass hunting knife when we hit da streets

    bro the cops are gonna take that knife and call you a little bitch faggot knife boy faggot bitch that likes to play with knifes 100000% and they will also probably find your meth and trip you the FUUUUUCK out and he's like "nah man you're paranoid "

    not long after his "friend stole it" he never got a replacement or ever went out with one again./.... riiiiiight. I already know what the cop said "hey little bitch knife faggot boy imagine if someone grabbed your knife against your will.. you're lucky you walk away from this without a fresh stab wound"

    you're right officer, I will think twice about ever defending myself and carry anal lube instead from now on.
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  14. #14
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo I like the leaps you made to turn some stabbings on a reserve in another country into your own personal victimization
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    Originally posted by Ghost I used to smoke METH with this dude and he would always take a big ass hunting knife when we hit da streets

    bro the cops are gonna take that knife and call you a little bitch faggot knife boy faggot bitch that likes to play with knifes 100000% and they will also probably find your meth and trip you the FUUUUUCK out and he's like "nah man you're paranoid "

    not long after his "friend stole it" he never got a replacement or ever went out with one again./…. riiiiiight. I already know what the cop said "hey little bitch knife faggot boy imagine if someone grabbed your knife against your will.. you're lucky you walk away from this without a fresh stab wound"

    you're right officer, I will think twice about ever defending myself and carry anal lube instead from now on.

    Wow I was thinking about getting a spring loaded pocket katana with the big bleed-out ripper bonesaws and automatic stabbers but I'm rethinking the whole deal now cause some cop will just put it in his little trophy case and call me citizen-dumbass
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    In China you can't buy knives at many stores and they have to ship them to your door step so they know who has a pointy piece of metal at all times.

    https://herschelian.wordpress.com › ...
    Mind you don't cut yourself ! – buying a knife in China

    In Xinjing (Muslim area) they require applications and grant permits for any form of knife over 2cm since 2015.

    Authorities in Xinjiang Require Special Permits to Buy ...
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.rfa.org/english/news/uyghur/knives-09142015143756.html&ved=2ahUKEwjsu8H_tP75AhUyTjABHYnlBe0QFnoECAUQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3QnZJusLbKqpoX1Ey9APQS
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wow I was thinking about getting a spring loaded pocket katana with the big bleed-out ripper bonesaws and automatic stabbers but I'm rethinking the whole deal now cause some cop will just put it in his little trophy case and call me citizen-dumbass

    hey man, be careful with any knife that has springs or screws because technically the rivets of a screw are being bent against the indent in their corresponding holes and also held together by the forces of gravity of friction and also can be effected by the global phenomanae known as "THe butterfly effect" which states that a butterfly flapping it's wings in Japan can cause a series of chain events that ripples throughout the planet and altering the outcome of possibility eventually leading to Ashton Kutcher starring in a time travel movie which under communist faggotlaw means you are a piece of shit probably got this from the Taliban WHAT DO YTOU MEAN THEY SELL THEM AT THE CORNER STORE FOR $20???!
  18. #18
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley In China you can't buy knives at many stores and they have to ship them to your door step so they know who has a pointy piece of metal at all times.

    https://herschelian.wordpress.com › …
    Mind you don't cut yourself ! – buying a knife in China

    In Xinjing (Muslim area) they require applications and grant permits for any form of knife over 2cm since 2015.

    Authorities in Xinjiang Require Special Permits to Buy …
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.rfa.org/english/news/uyghur/knives-09142015143756.html&ved=2ahUKEwjsu8H_tP75AhUyTjABHYnlBe0QFnoECAUQBQ&usg=AOvVaw3QnZJusLbKqpoX1Ey9APQS

    Nah they sell them openly on the street there.
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo I like the leaps you made to turn some stabbings on a reserve in another country into your own personal victimization

    Nice reach faggot
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley I have to agree with the sudo science, you do have a tendency to take fringe data outliers and string them together in a manner that lacks any consistency except in the fact you are always the chief victim in every scenario.

    How was i placing myself as a victim. Poor reach also. 0/10. Homos-0 cigreting- 1
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