2022-08-28 at 7:59 PM UTC
Ok Michael Meyers has been on our forums for 15 years and has been nothing but nice to all of us.
He's in his mid 20s, very ugly but has a soft polite personality, he has never enjoyed sweet sweet pussy.
I googled how much they charge in his country it's quite a bit 50€. So I figure we raise this money and he has to fuck her on cam.
If we get 20 people to crowd source this I will also get a fat black prostitute, she will be as fat and black as possible.
I will do nasty things and make her call me kr0z on cam.
I will pull out some KFC and a watermelon also on cam after I cum.
I would like everyone to send 5$ to $BradleyB93 via cash app.
2022-08-29 at 2:34 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He doesn't want a hooker he wants a genuine sweetheart. It's worrisome because it's gotta be hurtful and damaging to have those feelings be unrequited for so long.
He has issues with self confidence and is at a disadvantage after going so long without physical intimacy. I'd just like him to bussanut in summingk to get it over with and move forwar. He's very sweet and principled and hate to think something as pedestrian as his virginity holding him back. The sooner he gets it over with the sooner he can grow. He's an overthinker who needs some good brains to slow his train
And I need to get off pills. Where's my intervention thread? People literally need to me to survive and have vested interest in me and I'm fucking up with a horrible opiate addiction. BOTH ZIDES
2022-08-29 at 2:51 AM UTC
use my recovery thread that got derailed in support of methadone, we'd love to have you there, it's in reinvent yoself
2022-08-29 at 3:27 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Cant he get hugs from his mom?
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2022-08-29 at 5:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I googled how much they charge in his country it's quite a bit 50€.
That's cheaper than taking a woman out to dinner and drinks for only a possibility of getting your end away.
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2022-08-29 at 5:27 PM UTC
Hate to say it but I like taking girls on dates even when I pay
2022-08-29 at 8:44 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm also a virgin pls crwdfnd prostute 4 me am so lonly
2022-08-29 at 8:56 PM UTC
I used the "I'm a virgin waiting for the right girl..and I think I just found her" line a few times in my early 20s...it only worked on a couple...the rest just laughed and said "sure".
2022-08-30 at 2:43 AM UTC
I like to tell people I have a smile penis and when I bust out the cock and thhey surpried I tell them I've seen porn and I'm a little smaller
2022-08-30 at 2:52 AM UTC
your a good friend for doing this Brad
2022-09-03 at 12:32 AM UTC
I know I am. I hope Michael Meyers hasn't seen this so it'll be a surprise when I tell him
2023-08-05 at 11:20 AM UTC
It's been a year since this thread existed and I only just found out about. I lol'd. Thanks, Bradley! I appreciate the gesture. Did you know you're not the first person to try and get me to lose my virginity? I got a friend from high school and he wants me to have a threesome with him and and whichever girl he is seeing. But obviously I tell him I am not interested. Also, it had been 12 years since I joined the community. 13 now. And counting!
2023-08-05 at 11:23 AM UTC
I'll send you $10 if you can pull the watermelon out of your ass
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2023-08-05 at 11:33 AM UTC
The extra loads of semen provide lubrication
2023-08-05 at 11:40 AM UTC
It could've been a tabloid thing but I just read about some Japanese BROAD who drowned or suffocated to death from a bukkakke scene and I hope it's true
