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  1. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ It rhymes with OATS again just like the geyser at Yellowstone

    Oats Faithful?

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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why is chunk yoghurt looking for them
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  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost bullshit, you lying faggot mentally ill making shit up to support your own lies and lying to yourself. Fuck you and totse.com and the FBI.

    You are nothing but a parrot repeating the same shit that has been repeated on TV and internet for 20 years bouncing it around in your head. I thought I was out of touch because I don't care about PUTLER and ukraine and I still remember stuff like the Gulf War era invading the middle east and terrorism and Bin Laden being "buried at sea" and I feel like an out of touch boomer but you are completely out to lunch with this shit.

    Jeff Hunter was a bitch, 9/11 was a fake hologram and Lanny fortnite dances on the FBI




    this is the most mentally ill thing I have ever read in my life. I've seen people tripping from meth awake for a week screaming on demons that have more sense of reality than remembering GLOWING FUCKING INTERNET POSTS you are like Terry Davis except you remember digital glowing posts that predicated 9/11 before it happened LMRAO!


    I can't stop looking at this picture and wondering what is happening to his back here. Like seriously... Does not look human. Surprised murk lorde hasn't accused Lanny of being an alien as well cuz it looks like he's stuffed into his own body at weird angles.
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  4. I dreamed/dreamt I was driving out of the city (Manchester) and pulled over to turn around because I was going the wrong way. I had some trash in the car and noticed a wheely bin nearby so put my trash in it. Someone yelled "you can't leave that there" so then I was dragging the wheely bin around trying to find somewhere to dump it.

    I ended up on a rough terrain dirt path with what looked like a refuse dump in the distance. An old woman stopped me on the way and berated me for being "rich and dumping my shit in poor peoples areas".
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  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    i do this whenever i see someone wearing camo in public. i am VERY respectful to the heroes who serve and have served. and i'll keep being respectful, even if sometimes they get upset at me for it - like there was those three veteran buddies on their way to a hunting trip who called me an idiot for saluting them. sure it was mean but then i'm very familiar with the military myself and i've heard the jokes they tell about marines, so maybe they were just being nice.

    since you were in the military, can you tell me what they meant when they said "not all camels are military beady use"? Is it just some weird phrase that popped up in the middle east? That's what I figure on account of the camels. And they might be special ops because when I asked what Iraq and Afghanistan were like they insisted none of them had ever been. I don't get why they'd call me a moron but I still respect what they did.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Anyone here would have done exactly the same thing. Police don't do it out of the kindness of their hearts, it's a job and they have kids too, they need to stay alive and pay for everything in that kids life if that kid ever wants a chance to become anything, do you really think those cops are gonna risk their lives and childrens future to protect yours?

    It's not their job. Their job is to arrest people that break the law and we only put up with it because we have given them the duty to protect.

    You should have paid for the gold package that includes a uniformed constable with an office in your childs school that protects them from bullies and mass shooters and occasionally brings them a soda pop at lunch and gives them some wise cop life advice for troubled black teens "YA KNOW I WAS YOUR AGE ONCE AND I DIDNT HAVE PARENTS PAYING MY GOLD PACKAGE IN SCHOOL BUT I DID HAVE THAT FAMILY BOND AND YOU BETTA REMEMBER THAT YOUNG BROTHA MAN WHEN YOU GRADUATE THAT WILL STILL BE WITH YOU SON NOT THIS GANG NOT THE HOMIES BUT THAT FAMILY"5


    police gotta eat too and "thank you for saving my baby" isn't something you can pay your bills with
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  7. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Heard, as long as there's no sheep shaggers in you're neighbourhood

    The ladies are €10 a night. All extras included.
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    tubegalore

    Are you sure it's not that episode where the entire opening sequence is saul in french language class as a foreshadowing to him planning on moving to Belize? Since they speak french there it's like a former french colony.. and he mentions it a lot in breaking bad so its a reference

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  9. Steven African Astronaut
    I like how I was agreeing with you and you turned it into an argument lmao.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Jigaboo johnsons is afraid and scared like a real child/manchild/baby of games or media entertainment with a "wide appeal" and if it's not rated M FOR MATURE he is extremely hesitant to play it. He fears being seen as a manchild by women or others for enjoying such things.

    Sometimes people will pretend not to like something or actually dislike it just because they don't want to be seen in a negative way for enjoying something that's seen as "childish" or whatever. It's a coward mentality

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  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's not a typical 30 year old and doesn't relate to his generation. Most of his acquaintances are 10 to 20 years older.

    The 30 year old boomer.
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  13. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Thanks asshole now that dumbass song is stuck in my head

    dedodedo

    dedodedodo

    dedoedo

    dedodedodedodo
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    *LOUD BANG ON THE DOOR*



    MY NAME IS CONSTABLE CANTURBERRY AND WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE TELE WITHOUT A LOICENSE I CAN HEAR THE BLOODY THEME SONG PLAYING YA DAFT CUNT AND THAT BUTTER KNIFE YOU USED TO MAKE A TOAST SANDWICH IS 1 INCH LONGER THAN THE LEGAL LIMIT! OFF TO PRISON YOU GO! I HOPE YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON DON'T DO THE TIME IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CROIME!



    AYE BRUV WE GOTS FORTNITE UP IN DIS BRUH YOU DoNT EVEN NEED A TELE LICENSE TO WATCH UFC IN DA DAY ROOM BRUV FUCK FREEDOM I GOTS DELIVEROO UP IN HERE WITH MY M8s
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah man, heard, I think you can use discord on the website from your browser of you don't want to install it.

    But yeah a lot of people wig out about it cuz I think the Chinese own it or something and so they're like oh no they're going to read my little conversations about video games and being a derpy-do. Which fundamentally I get it, but also like all these ultra mega super secure apps yeah they're kind of sketchy cuz they always want your phone number and my link it up with your cell phone and stuff and so I don't know that seems a little sus in its own way

    people are willing to give up their address, phone number to use an "anonymous" chat app BRO ITS JUST TO MAKE THE ACCOUNT but refuse to use discord because IF YOU USE IT ONCE A TRANNY WILL SHOVE A DILDO UP YOUR ASS

    okay im starting to think these ppl arent' even real and live in fake reality not the same universe as us
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  16. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Octavian.

    No Hiki

    Are you wearing mascara?
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  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Society doesn't force them to stay inside…overly protective parents do…back in my day our parents kicked us out and said "don't come back to 8pm"

    "Okay little Timmy go play at the park, ignore the tape and signs, The government only puts up signs because communists want to eat your brains in the tunnels.. tell the police you don't talk to road pirates and loudly shout AM I UNDER ARREST?? AM I FREE TO GO??"



    MY DADDY SAYS TO SHOOT ANY DIAPER WEARING COMMIES THAT FORCE ME TO TAKE THE AUTISM JUICE! LETS GO BRANDON!
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When did playing kids games become "hardcore" gaming.

    Well, it was never a kids game or designed with children in mind at all. It was designed for autistic redstone dwarf fortress computer generated voxel nerds but had such wide appeal it became the most popular game in human history. The only small children that play this are learning how to play games or are savants that build a redstone computer literally i've seen 12 year old retard kids teach themselves redstone mechanics and I still can't understand that shit, it takes a certain brain.

    I bet a 16 year old kid made this and is gonna grow up to be like DOnald Trump or LaNNY and make the big bucks writing code, not some lame do nothing middle management job

    If you have any preconceptions or opinion without having ever played it than it just shows how culturally significant it has become that just mentioning it can evoke a range of emotion in anyone. Truly a timeless quality.

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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    did you see those pics I sent you man

    teach those kids to play minecraft show them the hardcore gamer way, they will learn coding by accident

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