So, you bought yourself a Tall Tale Tape Measure, OP?
Or, did an old girlfriend buy you one as a gift to make you feel better?
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I would like to discuss things with my child through logic and reason. My position as a power/authority figure in their life will be built through their trust in my reason, and not "because I am your parent".
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Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
I treated myself last night. I hate how former addicts are viewed by society that they MUST ALWAYS remain sober because they can't control themselves and are bound to ruin their lives from any form of substance consumption.
yeah absolutely. its like i just mentioned in that other fred, addiction is basically lack of self-control. you just gotta relearn how to exercise self-control over yourself and you've pretty much got addiction beat. i did full on heroin addiction for 15 years then got to the point i just couldn't live that full on lifestyle a moment longer, but didn't have any desire to be absolutely clean. in fact the thought of never using smack again would make me want to kill myself for sure. i learnt self-control and just have a little binge every couple of weeks. sometimes i will feel mild wd's after that but i either just sit it out or have a few cwe's to get through it. its not a problem.
i'm sure the way every source of info on heroin preaches the idea that its either all or nothing, full on everyday use or total abstinence, that drills that idea into peoples minds. personally i now view using heroin as a recreational activity just like going to a ball game or the cinema. you wouldn't sit in the cinema all day everyday and you don't need to to enjoy it. plus it is definitely way more enjoyable when you just have it occasionally.
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
How are you? How's life …. down under? ?…. if you're not Australian but actually British then I apologize and I will rephrase: How is life across the pond?
I wanna say that I've made this mistake before, assuming you're an Aussie but actually a Brit.
Enlighten me which is your geographical location and tell me a crazy story from an interesting chapter of your life
yeah i'm british unfortunately, lol. i gotta go to probation in a little while so i'll think summing up and type it up later. you'll just have to stick around till then sweetheart.
so here's a funky little house track from back in the day to listen to while you wait.
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Originally posted by Codebeta
Some niggas on here are pretty funny…but Infinity is a complete dumb ass.
ill cram my cock so far up your asshole the head of my dick is going to full-frontal-lobotomize your ass then you can become intimately familiar with the term 'dumb ass'
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Lately I've been about crushing up like 11-12 50mg wellbutrins and mixing them in an oil-based paste with about 20 abilifies and 5 tylenols, and you let them dissolve for a bit and then they begin to synthesize into this metabolite-rich powdery deal, and then you add in 2 pieces of white bread (the heels) and you let those dissolve in the mixture, and you then you cook it all at 350 degrees for exactly 8 minutes and 25 seconds and take it out immediately putting in the freezer for the same 8 minutes and 25 seconds. Take it out and let it sit at room temp for a few minutes and add one more piece of white bread and 6 more liquified tylenols and just this dash of spice on time for garnish, and then you just like, you just like eat it with a spoon or your hand but you need to eat it all fairly quickly because the chemical properties disappear pretty quickly otherwise unless you get it inside your body where they flourish, so try to eat the mixture within 5 minutes I'd say had the best results for me personally.
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