2018-07-17 at 2:03 PM UTC
In Japan I would be known as Long Dong Kong. In the Democratic Republic of Congo I'm simply average.
2018-07-17 at 2:06 PM UTC
aldra
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dunno why I'm reading this as you having two dicks with dramatically different lengths but I'm finding that more amusing than you bragging about your one average penis
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2018-07-17 at 2:13 PM UTC
Matt everyone from DH has seen it and that's a god damn lie.
2018-07-17 at 3:08 PM UTC
I think what the ladies are in an indirect way asking, is for a new pic with measuring tape beside it.
2018-07-17 at 4:16 PM UTC
So, you bought yourself a Tall Tale Tape Measure, OP?
Or, did an old girlfriend buy you one as a gift to make you feel better?
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