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  1. Rivet Yung Blood
    Simple dig her up and fuck her. You can even share doritos and shots together before hand. Romance isn't quite dead.
  2. So who is posting on her twitter account then?
  3. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Am I correct to assume without reading every page that the hottest woman on NIS is dead.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    dead, lol.



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  5. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Rivet Simple dig her up and fuck her. You can even share doritos and shots together before hand. Romance isn't quite dead.

    She's not dead
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Y'all really posting nudes of a dead woman?
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 🐿 Y'all really posting nudes of a dead woman?

    she said it was ok at the seance.



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  8. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Kinks

    Uncontested πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
  9. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Dunno who tf that is but I don’t see any photos so stfu
  10. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Hey kinks 😍
  11. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Go ahead. .tell me your wishes babe?😘


  12. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Posting from a cyber cafe from beyond the grave.

    Hell isn't too bad, Satan is a douchebag,

    He runs the place like a cuck who used to get beat by his step-dad.

    Apparently he finds tweakers to be annoying, they get under his skin.

    Can you believe in Hell, of all places, I'm deprived of this sin.

    He'll try to seduce you and pull out a shard filled bag.
    It's not real,
    but your hope is so strong.
    For a sack that size, nothing wrong with some red schlong.

    Don't fall for it, it's a trick.
    He's got a 3-pronged dick,
    and offer up 3 holes quick,
    trust me, you don't want him to pick.

    He sells you this illusion of a "sack" and knows you'll be back. I repeated this insanity so many times, I lost track.

    Every time my shards disappeared under a suspicious circumstance.
    He's in on it from the get
    tweakers don't have a chance.

    He has good heroin though.

    EDIT: My dumbass mixed up your and you're. If I wasn't already dead I'd kill myself of embarrassment. At least it was not an error due to ignorance of this basic grammar rule but just a basic full-retard fuckup on my part.

    I swear, anytime I see someone make that mistake, I scoff and internally think of how much more intelligent I am than they are and now I feel kinda like an asshole.

    EDIT: I fucking put a spelling error in my above edit.
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ what a creep & piles of crack
    πŸ˜‚ Wtf?
  14. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Sex. Sex with the hottest girl on NiS is the hardest.
  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Sex. Sex with the hottest girl on NiS is the hardest.

    fuck dat ass fuck dat mouth fuck dat face fam! heheheheheeh!
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Idk but whoever she is, I'd like to make a proposition of being the first to ask her out on a date. Here's a sample pic of how I would be dressed if she accepts.



    Eat your heart out, baby.

    I don't mean this to be particularly harsh, but if we take facepaint or a white stocking over the head into account I think we can mark all those 'mysterious alien abductions' over the last few decades as solved
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    P sick kray k OK?
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hey kreepy wassup?



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  19. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by NARCassist hey kreepy wassup?



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    I'm good, tried to quit Crouton and it was horrible, tapering worked for like 2 weeks but now I'm back to taking 25-30grams a day. I wouldn't normally care but when I don't have it or spend what little extra money there is on making sure I'm stocked up, it makes me hate it. I don't like how I need it to get through the day, hell the hour.

    12 weeks straight with nothing but daily Crouton use, I think I smoked weed and had a few alcoholic drinks in that time but stone cold boring sobriety for 12 full weeks.

    I treated myself last night. I hate how former addicts are viewed by society that they MUST ALWAYS remain sober because they can't control themselves and are bound to ruin their lives from any form of substance consumption.

    My sister is like that, she will drink wine every night (CEO husband, former beauty queen, hasn't worked in 20 years, private jet, 3 large homes, kids in private school, etc), she tried to tell me that I couldn't have a glass of wine or anything to drink on Thanksgiving because "You have a problem". "You CANT just have one" . Showed that bitch, my family doesn't order me to remain sober at family events anymore because they know I can control myself.

    You make a spectacle at one Thanksgiving 10 years ago (i was 18) by getting super wasted and suddenly that's all anyone can remember. Not the TEN years in between where NOTHING happened. Oh, AND BTW, her perv husband was the one continuing to fill my wine glass, practically throwing the stuff at me. But I'm the problem, ok.

    How are you? How's life .... down under? ?.... if you're not Australian but actually British then I apologize and I will rephrase: How is life across the pond?

    I wanna say that I've made this mistake before, assuming you're an Aussie but actually a Brit.

    Enlighten me which is your geographical location and tell me a crazy story from an interesting chapter of your life
  20. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ P sick kray k OK?

    Panny is sick? Probably just a flare up.

    Kray k is def okay.

    God, just replying to you has got me jonsin' for some booze, I don't even drink anymore.

    WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?
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