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Is keying people's vehicles an acceptable form of venting?

  1. #1
    esbity African Astronaut
    We all need to vent and this is something I learned as a young kid, that helps push my problems out onto others.

    Imagine when they see it. They'll think it was their enemy and seek revenge. I wonder how many fist fights I've started. It creates a chain of chaos that relieves all of those negative energies from me and tranfers them onto random strangers.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One time, my ex pulled a kitchen knife on me and wouldn't let me get to my phone or shoes. I peaced outside with just my car keys, no shoes, no shirt and did a nice 4-5" key job on the back fender of her less than 1 yr old car. Then I burned off.

    Later, we made up and all was well (for then). She noticed like 2 days later and was all upset, so I decided to just take it to my grave. I ran a finger over the key line and shared her dismay with her. She later got in some stupid fender benders and her car looks like shit anyhow. Presumably she is still driving around with that shit. That's my story.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Razer blades are better.
    A small thin line down to the bare metal that will rust out and fester.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Yes, its quite acceptable.
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  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by esbity We all need to vent and this is something I learned as a young kid, that helps push my problems out onto others.

    Imagine when they see it. They'll think it was their enemy and seek revenge. I wonder how many fist fights I've started. It creates a chain of chaos that relieves all of those negative energies from me and tranfers them onto random strangers.

    thats a bitch thing to do.

    just dont do it in florida and get caught. youll be the next #BLM poster child
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    its kind of a form of being a fag
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    It's usually dumb skankes that do this..stupid cunts..
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mikeyagain It's usually dumb skankes that do this..stupid cunts..

    Pretty much this cunts/fascist... nuff sed

    /fred
  9. #9
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    betas key other peoples vehicle.

    betas key their womens.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader betas key other peoples vehicle.

    betas key their womens.

    BETA DETECTED
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby BETA DETECTED

    with your presence.
  12. #12
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats a bitch thing to do.

    just dont do it in florida and get caught. youll be the next #BLM poster child

    Id do a backflip and then kick their asses.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by esbity Id do a backflip and then take in my ass.

    fixed.
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH One time, my ex pulled a kitchen knife on me and wouldn't let me get to my phone or shoes. I peaced outside with just my car keys, no shoes, no shirt and did a nice 4-5" key job on the back fender of her less than 1 yr old car. Then I burned off.

    Later, we made up and all was well (for then). She noticed like 2 days later and was all upset, so I decided to just take it to my grave. I ran a finger over the key line and shared her dismay with her. She later got in some stupid fender benders and her car looks like shit anyhow. Presumably she is still driving around with that shit. That's my story.

    Shit like this makes my dick hard.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by esbity Id do a backflip and then kick their asses.

    because youre bullet proof
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    Madman African Astronaut
    I like to defuct toilets at businesses I don't like.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Depends on what they’ve done.....I prefer ripping off the rear view side mirrors
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  18. #18
    Revenge is a dish best served cold etc.

    Causing them distress via damaging something the value as well as financial distress is a great way to send a message without actually bearing any consequences (as long as you are smart about when/how and where you do it).
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    jer3552 Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Revenge is a dish best served cold etc.

    Causing them distress via damaging something the value as well as financial distress is a great way to send a message without actually bearing any consequences (as long as you are smart about when/how and where you do it).

    aren't u the bloke that drives through parking garages looking for cars that belong to black folks and then run into their fenders causing damage....shame, shame on u
  20. #20
    Originally posted by jer3552 aren't u the bloke that drives through parking garages looking for cars that belong to black folks and then run into their fenders causing damage….shame, shame on u

    Maybe...
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