Originally posted by Sudo
Someone doesn't like their new stepdaddy
lol when I was in like 1st grade, I told my mother that her new boyfriend swore at me. I remember them fighting that afternoon and I assume they broke up because of my random lie.
smear lipstick on his collar.. if it turns her on.. smear cum. if that turns her on.. send a letter from a fake doctor saying he has testicle cancer and wont be able to have sex any-more.