This is a terrible idea. Definitely do not use your personal amazon account
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set up a cam at your front door, order packages, wear a mask and steal the same packages from yourself on said cam
I don't know how Amazon works with footage of stolen packages. Surely thsts been suggested before as an idea though. Self stealing package scam?? Too easy.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When you're feeling down, just remember there are people out there with no arms, no legs, and have a tumor growing out of their forehead.
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2018-10-27 at 5:29 PM UTC
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you go to therapist
I'll listen to your bullshit over skype for only $50
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2018-10-26 at 10:12 PM UTC
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What is happening to my phone
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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😂😂😂LMAO!
I’m completely speechless
If that’s not upfront idk what is 💥
You’re a wild one, Esbity
The original uncropped pic definitely has some major cleavage
Enjoy your weekend my friend 😋💞
Says she’s completely speechless post novel ~Candy
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2018-10-25 at 2:38 PM UTC
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Bombs
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Just clogging up the nsa enhancements.
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If they left a shitload of dishes i'm not sorting the silverware :icon13:
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2018-10-24 at 4:40 PM UTC
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Let's go!
LETS GO
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SHOPLIFTING
That doesn't seem terribly inaccurate other than the HIGH POWERED MILITARY GRADE BINOCS.
When I got caught shoplifting at Kmart once, I walked in and this Asian dude was just walking around and looked at me, I looked at him and went onward toward the cough medicine aisle and pocketed two tall bottles of tussin, knowing nobody on the floor could see me and pretty sure no cams could, but clearly I was wrong.
I then went over to the dog food aisle and pretended to look. Then I went to the main counter by the doors and asked if I could grab a western union form and bring it back. The lady was like, yes of course, but she had this peculiar look on her face and I knew something was up. Either way I was committed so I just left, and of course the Asian dude from the beginning comes up behind me, "hey you need to stop. Come here with me. We say what you did"
Obviously I was like "what the fuck are you talking about?" I laughed and played it off like he was out of his mind. He was more nervous than me actually and he's just like "no cmon man we saw it" and I insisted he was crazy and I left and started walking briskly away toward my house, then of course like 3 other guys started running after me and they all stopped me and I tried to wrestle away but they all hung on to me and it was 4 on 1 so I couldn't do anything.
So I'm like fuck, I resigned myself to the fact I was busted stealing cough syrup, and I ask am I going to jail and they say not necessarily.
They took me to the back room and I signed up for this program where I didn't have to get charged or get police involved but I had to watch like 4 hours of 'don't steal' videos and pay a $400 fine, which I obviously accepted.
Ultimately I ended up watching like 30 minutes of footage and payed $150 and then I just stopped because it was stupid. Haha. Nothing else ever came of it and I still shop there to this day, all the time. I've also had my license checked by a cop since then and didn't have a warrant so in other words, if you ever get caught stealing sign up for the program I did and then just don't do it.
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2018-09-28 at 2:17 AM UTC
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PGP sign posts on linux
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2018-09-27 at 6:37 PM UTC
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Apple Store Theives Caught
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
I've never been able to justify to myself paying such a high price for a cell phone when I can get something just as good for 1/2 the price in an andriod
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2018-09-27 at 5:40 PM UTC
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Apple Store Theives Caught
Whites would have more sense I hope and steal Androids.
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2018-09-26 at 11:06 AM UTC
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Olsen twins
women look their hottest from mid teens to mid twenties. after that its all downhill, pretty fast in a lot of cases too.
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2018-09-26 at 6:33 AM UTC
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SHOPLIFTING
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2018-09-26 at 3:53 AM UTC
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feminism of the highest order
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
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Olsen twins
Originally posted by cupocheer
3 – sweetheart you are incorrect — men have reached their peak by about age 35. Women reach their peak more like 50-65.
And since men die younger than.wo.en it is smarter for men to marry older women.
Get real. Men look young well into their 40s and 50s. 99 percent of women look old by 35-40. It is a dillusion that women are sexually peaked at 50 because they're getting fucked by young men because MILF is a thing right now. Men wouldn't have erectile issues if they had a 28-30 year old woman at 50. it's having to look at you shrivelled up prune at age 40 that makes a dick shrink.
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2018-09-26 at 1:46 AM UTC
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Olsen twins
Women are old by age 35. this is why it's not weird for a 35 year old to marry a 50-60 year old.
but 14 is borderline pedo.. you sick fucks.
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motherfucker
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
Did he inject her labia with saline or something beforehand? Her pussy lips are huge and red, and I see drops of blood.
Look at her face though, I bet she's a freak in bed.
I too noticed the swelling and bleeding that you've pointed out here, but the video doesn't appear to show us any reason for it. Also, I think it's interesting that you draw conclusions about her sexual behavior from her face rather than her multiple genital piercings.
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