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Posts by esbity

  1. esbity African Astronaut
    Thanks everyone.
  2. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung So, do you think my dick is pretty big, bro?😁

    Yes. Send me more.
  3. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You cant have a big burly man driving a pepto bismol pink car!! Think woman.

    But you can have obese people driving?

    Maybe instead of focusing on who can drive what color of vehicle, we should focus on who should be allowed to drive at all.
  4. esbity African Astronaut
    Make it a funny prank.

    (503) 990-9014
  5. esbity African Astronaut
    When one area of the brain lacks, it sometimes means that other areas exceed. Take a look at some blind people, some can hear very well.

    I dont understand human relationships and body language, but I sure do seem to understand some other things...
  6. esbity African Astronaut
    Lamy needs go make a web interface that allows us to use his server to run automated tasks against other sites. Like repetitive HTTP requests with some basic logic that checks the response for specific strings.
  7. esbity African Astronaut
    I never remember users with names like that...
  8. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby here in austin if you OD the cops come also lol.

    i od'ed a while back and the paramedics actually brought me a pack of narcan and needles for my gf/bf to shoot me up with if i od again. the even brought me a test kit to see if the smack has fent cut in it. lol

    hehehehehehehehehee

    Id rather get lost than use heroin.

    The rush is better. Also a free ride thats not to jail.
  9. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you can't even handle a dog or read a fucking road sign, map or ask someone for directions? you might as well kill yourself now, this world ain't for the likes of you, boy.

    also, what you think old people in parking lots are gonna do, mug you or summing?

    and if someone got run over then you need to be calling an ambulance if they're injured, not the pigs, they have very limited medical training from what i understand.



    .

    911 isnt just the police.
  10. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Just think about the fact that when you perform a certain action you are rewarded. The higher power is you. You don't shit on the world you treat it justly, for what is the world compared to you?

    Ive been wondering if Im supposed to do bad things. Like maybe thata my purpose.
  11. esbity African Astronaut
    The only reason I called was because it was getting dark and I was far from any road. I had to work today, so getting back to my car(not to mention a four hour drive back home) to make it was needed.
  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and what adventure was that? How did you make 600 dollars? Why would you be in cop car if you had your own car and just around the corner from a service station? your deliberate vagueness makes it seem like you're just making stuff up.

    like why even bring it up lol?

    Actually, the flat tire was earlier in the day.

    Truth be told...I went hiking right before sunset. It was a new area and I took no map, no water, no food, and no flashlight. I got mixed around and high, and the next thing I know, its getting dark and I have no idea where Im at but I know Im a long ways from the parking lot.

    So I pussed out and called 911 which sent some officers to help.

    Turns out I wad very far from the parking lot. Right after I called, sunset had finished and it was dark as fuck. I only had service in one little area on a hill.

    How embarrassing...
  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty When I lived in Brooklyn some female was getting a pretty bad beat down from some pos.

    BK
  14. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It was pretty boring to be honest, the meth part was the only fun part, i was horny as fuck when i got there.

    why were you in a police car?

    Just some adventure.

    I made $600+ cash though. But I also had a nail pop my rear tire. But there happened to be a service station right when I heard the air coming out.

    Another day.
  15. esbity African Astronaut
    Cut your penis off.
  16. esbity African Astronaut
    Sounds like an adventure.

    I got to ride in the back of a police car last night...
  17. esbity African Astronaut
    They are actually really helpful.
  18. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master esbity, is that what you believe?

    Ive noticed that I seem to be rewarded by what appears to be a higher power, and only if I shit on the world, which I do a lot.

    I am atheist though, but I've noticed little things.
  19. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by S6x were you in a snow storm. like a white out? did you go hiking. or were you illegal substance

    ...I'd rather not say.
  20. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is zero control going on as you can't control someone who is unconscious! You're just taking advantage of them and the situation for your own sexual gratification… which isn't control.

    Do you tell people this in person?
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