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  1. esbity African Astronaut
    I like em.

    Let em stay lamy.
  2. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung How is ur vacation going?

    Good for a small vacation.

    Just lifted some fuxkin $10 sunscreen. Left mine at the hotel. At another brewery now.
  3. esbity African Astronaut
    She's fat.

    FAT.

    So, no. Of course.

    Dip §hit.
  4. esbity African Astronaut
    Its like lonely square people looking for dates, find a forum of sociopaths and society's outcasts.

    Can't wait to see how it goes.
  5. esbity African Astronaut
    I took this picture for you but its shit quality.

  6. esbity African Astronaut
    At least Im trying. Plus, this place is cool. The craft brew is very good. Not sure what the rest of day brings, but I have a bunch of weed, no pipe, rolling papers, the day off paid, and its in the 90's where I live but its in the upper 60's where I am.
  7. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Are ya drunk yet?

    Not even close.
  8. esbity African Astronaut
    ITT: Lamy delivers a digital beatdown.
  9. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor Would you have liked him to pretend to feel regret for his actions, and offer you his insurance info? And would you like if he had elected to knock on your window when you decided to not confront him face to face ( henceforth referred to as mano-a-mano)? What is the total light transmission value for your side glass, particularly on your drivers door? Has this changed since the time of the incident? When was the last time you consumed drugs, including alcohol and caffeine (but not including diet sodas) - relative to the time of this incident?

    What was the surface type of the parking area you were in, particularly your space, and that of the accused? Were the spaces delineated by customary painted yellow lines ? If so what were the total dimensions of each stall as marked? What was the relative humidity at or about the time of the incident? What was the metallurgical makeup of the 'key' (or similar device) that you used to knowingly and willfully desecrate his automotive shrine? Were you aware of the religious or cultural background of the other vehicle operator involved in the aforementioned incident ( heretofore referred to as "the incident", and what not )?

    What is the VIN# of your vehicle which you claim was damaged in "the incident" ? Can you provide me a current "Carfax" or similar report for your vehicle? What company insured your vehicle at the time of "the incident", and have you maintained continuous coverage since? What was the total depth-of-tread, PSI or kPa inflation value, rubber porosity masurement, graded wheel condition, tire manufacture date or date code, does any of your tire bear an M+S designation?, additionally - do any of your tires bear the RMA's 'mountain+snowflake' severe-snow-service designation? Do you ( henceforth known as the snowflake) also carry a snowflake's designation? What was the approximate barometric pressure, and total precipitation accumulation at the time of "the incident"?

    When you scratched the accused's automobile with your key or similar device ( henceforth referred to as "your slashing instrument") can you describe the sound of his autopaint scraping from it's underlayers / base surface? To your best estimate, what was the total combined length of the entirety of your attack , against the accused's vehicle ( suchforth declared as "his poor whip" )

    My name is Raj and I will be extremely pleased to assist you with your frustrations today. Please kindly get back to me at my earliest convenience, which is within 45 minutes.

    Thanks very sincerely, your friend in automobiles,,

    RAJ

    TLDR

    To the molgovoid with this thread lamy. The new one starts here https://niggasin.space/thread/26850
  10. esbity African Astronaut
    At another brewery on the coast and going to casino next.

    I wish every Monday was like this.
  11. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby who cares its not like they'd fuck you any waysy you're pretty much high school girl considering you can't find your way home and can't change at tire you faggot

    Change a tire on what?
  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Just keyed some faggots car.

    This prick gets out of his car, lets the wind slam his door into my car. He looks at me inside my car and just looks away. He doesnt say a thing.

    I gave his car a nice scratch right in front of a bunch of people but the wind was so loud and they were busy, so no one noticed.

    Prick deserved it.
  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Found only at strip clubs or on porn stars or the top 10% of females.

    The rest have a piece of roast beef attached to a diseased infested hole that doesnt feel as good as a FleshLite.
  14. esbity African Astronaut
    She looks like 18.
  15. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader like riding a cock ???

    More like riding the wave of a fantastic free ride.
  16. esbity African Astronaut
    1. I don't.

    2. I dont.
  17. esbity African Astronaut
    She's a drinkin.
  18. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Prostitution?

    Nah. Just a simple task.
  19. esbity African Astronaut
    Lamy fix that typo in the title.
  20. esbity African Astronaut
    Im at the brewery on the coast and there is this bangin lil high school girl walking around...
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