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  1. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny wut?

    Puter klub not fer pusys. But we'l mak exceptin to lamy.
  2. esbity African Astronaut
    So they can bury it.
  3. esbity African Astronaut
    My friend used to get sterling silver jediely designer in large quanities from craft stores. He still has 100 troy oz of it in necklaces...the rest either got cashed or traded for bars. He did a two day road trip out of state just for it.
  4. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We also had a member by the name of SLIM, who was just as good and just as dedicated.

    Yes yes. And don't forget skytear and tach.
  5. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this member by the name of ShadyLady, who made a living out of shoplifting and selling all of it on E-Bay and the like. She knew all the tricks, had the full array of security tag detachers, and she was extremely knowledgeable on the subject. For her, it was not just boosting merch, it was a way of life.

    Yes Sally Lady was great. Fine girl. Livin off the land.
  6. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil This month started out shit then got worse when that dumb fuck hit me. Fuck 2019!(so far)

    Its not the years fault.
  7. esbity African Astronaut
    Welcome to life. Where those who take advantage get ahead.
  8. esbity African Astronaut
    If you get caught, get a CDL and drive for $50k+ a year.
  9. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Having worked LP for many years, I can tell you shoplifting actually pays off, if you already have a criminal record. Most that's going to happen to you is you'll get a promise to appear right from the LP office and end up with a measly fine. Meanwhile, the lifter can scoop thousands, or even millions, of dollars of merch before that happens.

    Yes. Its like getting a raise.

    Just looking at the averages that people spend on food, clothing, personal hygeine, household, electronics, sporting goods, etc...at least $7k a year.

    $7k a year, tax free is like making $10k more a year, and this is just for averages...if you eat organics and lots of produce and healthy fish, as wells as always have new clothing, and lots of electronics and sporting equipment...bump it up to like $20k a year more.

    No more shitty $25k/$35k a year job. You're now at $45k/$55k a year.

    And in a few licks here and there and you're rockin $60k-$70k a year like lamy.
  10. esbity African Astronaut
    Was it a hoax?
  11. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Feb 30th is my favorite day.

    The 29th is better.
  12. esbity African Astronaut
    Shittiest month.

    It rains, its cold and windy, then it hails. There is valentines day that nobody likes except for females. There is fucking Presidents Day, yay.

    This month comes right after the holidays when I get all of my free shit, and right before spring and summer, when I can actually use some of that shit.

    What a shit month. Ill jist stay high.
  13. esbity African Astronaut
    Crack heads itt.
  14. esbity African Astronaut
    Is is good?
  15. esbity African Astronaut
    ^That stuff is free for me. No need to lift it.
  16. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Exactly. It's too bad that's pretty much impossible to replicate now.

    Those were the days back then. When we actually believed the media.
  17. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie The only one that can protect your info is you.

    On to an extent.
  18. esbity African Astronaut
    "Adudel Bimbella...Give me the power I beg of you!"
  19. esbity African Astronaut
    Its so hard to get off of it. There is a dealer on every corner.
  20. esbity African Astronaut
    Learn how to cook. You'll see.
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