Posts by esbity

1. 2018-07-17 at 9:49 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Manonfire Lol @ gettin lost

   
   Yeah...no joke...
2. 2018-07-17 at 9:45 PM UTC in Dark Karma
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   Do any of you believe that if you do harmful things to the world, that the elementals will bless you in great ways?
3. 2018-07-17 at 9:34 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   You're all lightweights.
4. 2018-07-17 at 7:38 PM UTC in Post your desktop.
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie I have since come to see the error of my ways.

   
   Explain.
5. 2018-07-17 at 7:35 PM UTC in Help Me Lamy
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny You can make a bunch of posts in the mongolvoid to increase you post count I guess? No really sure what you get out of that, but you could do it.

   
   Post Count == User Worth
6. 2018-07-17 at 7:34 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist i think i called an ambulance once or twice and that's about it. why the fuck would you wanna call the pigs for tho?

   
   Getting bit by dogs, getting lost, old people in parking lots, people getting ran over...the usual.
7. 2018-07-17 at 7:05 PM UTC in How often do you call 911 and/or the police?
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I seem to call about twice a year for various reasons.
   
   What is it for you?
8. 2018-07-16 at 11:55 PM UTC in If everyone at work hates one person...
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby depends on the company dumass

   
   Give some basic examples sir.
9. 2018-07-16 at 11:52 PM UTC in Dear Bill Krozby,
   

   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blaster master I just got back from the planned parenthood, they told me that humans in fact are NOT electric beings, and that when I sleep with guys I just met I should always make them use a condom, regardless of what kind of goofy pseudo spiritual shit they tell me. Any who, the procedure went well, no complications, they sucked that little fucker right out of me. So, I know this is going to be hard for you to read, but I'd really like the $250 for the abortion as soon as you have it, you did say you would split it with me and all. I'm sure you're upset about the money, but think of it this way, would you rather pay $250 now, or have been paying child support for 18 years? Anyways, do you have Zelle?
   
   Signed,
   
   Slampig #156
   
   P.S. I'm pretty sure you gave me chlamydia, you should get tested.

   
   When you're older, you're going to grow depressed. You'll hate yourself, but menopause will make you hate men more.
   
   There will be no punching bag other than youself.
   
   Enjoy.
10. 2018-07-16 at 11:49 PM UTC in How does it work when...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Logic smogic...
    
    So Sophie, do you know of naughty money making ideas that you dont have time for?
    
    I hate that. Pick and choose.
11. 2018-07-16 at 11:46 PM UTC in Long hair
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS That's pretty gay, bro.

    
    But guys with long hair...
12. 2018-07-16 at 8:25 PM UTC in all women deserve to be treated like shit
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm 28, and my sex drive is already corrupted. I'm gonna die a virgin. Thank god for Star Wars, that always makes me feel much better. It's therapeutic, actually. Sorry father, but I've failed you because you failed your parental rights to help teach me of how to become a man.

    
    Uh oh.
    
    Im in my mid 30's and I wank it all the time. FleshLite FTWq.
13. 2018-07-16 at 8:23 PM UTC in Long hair
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS
    
    YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T WHAT I MEANT.

    
    But it was interpreted that way.
14. 2018-07-16 at 7:16 PM UTC in How does it work when...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Druggies.
15. 2018-07-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in Long hair
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS dudes with long hair can be pretty hot too D:

    
    Yeah. Every time I see a guy with long hair I wonder if he wants to suck my dick.
16. 2018-07-16 at 7:11 PM UTC in Was DH hacked by Russians?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Laugh My Ritious Ass Off.
17. 2018-07-16 at 7:09 PM UTC in Help Me Lamy
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    So how can I game the system then?
    
    How are others doing it?
18. 2018-07-16 at 7:06 PM UTC in If everyone at work hates one person...
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    You guys don't understand.
19. 2018-07-16 at 4:40 AM UTC in Long hair
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    I have hereditary balding. Widows Peak to be exact.
    
    /thread
20. 2018-07-16 at 4:37 AM UTC in What is outside of the universe?
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    The real question, is the universe infinite?
    
    Who cares though. Interesting to think about but life is to short to waste time wondering.