2018-11-21 at 5:31 PM UTC
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I just shit myself...
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2018-11-21 at 7:33 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by GGG
No offense mq (or kinda offense) but I hope you take this as a lesson to grow the fuck up and cut back on the drinking. Not saying you should quit, just don't get so fucked up you get into bar fights, and if you do get that fucked up, do it at home.
You know all of this because you aren't a retard. I'm just saying be careful cause I lost a toe a few months ago due to similar mistakes. I don't wanna see anything happen to the people here.
Also if you must fight...only challenge people who are at least 6 inches shorter than you and 30-50lb lighter.
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Originally posted by Red_Woman
Ima pre-ordered this. My favorite artist for my favorite author. A present to myself for my birthday. 
"Nearly 200 stunningly realistic paintings and drawings bring the greatest fantasy epic of all time to life. Classical realism unites with contemporary storytelling as artist Donato Giancola explores the mythic grandeur and the iconic characters of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings saga."
Happy birthday Mistress (whenever it is)...3yrs to go...
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Why not just use them yourself rather than sell at a loss?
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There has to be a black Doctor somewhere in the world with the last name of "witch'
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Originally posted by aldra
I thought april madison was that scam 'dating affairs' site
That was Ashley Madison...erm so I heard.
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I've told everyone I'm only receiving gifts this year.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Not bad.
Yeah I'm not just a pretty face.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Do you know who that is in my avatar? Can you tell what other symboles he has tattooed?
Tattoos are a weakness, a "look at me! look at me! I'm edgy!" move...a craving for attention from others.
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2018-11-20 at 3:23 PM UTC
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Forest fires
Originally posted by aldra
the most interesting thing I've heard is several people (from Paradise, apparently) claiming that they'd seen transformers atop power poles burst into flames as they were evacuating
God damn that Optimus Prime! He's supposed to be here to help humanity not burn them.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Why do u call jiggaboo ur Dad. Lol I was wondering?
It's fine if you want to call me Daddy. 😍
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2018-11-19 at 10:22 PM UTC
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My girl made me a cuckold...
Originally posted by tee hee hee
This is not a good idea if he still has his foreskin. It's gonna rip.
I see the sweet innocent facade you put on for these people is starting to slip...I told you when we were wheelbarrowing you would't be able to keep it up for long...and you said the same to me.
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" They give a special dedication to two of those friends, Marvin Gaye and Jackie Wilson. The Commodores imagine them living in the afterworld, which they call “the nightshift.” Night shift workers know that it’s a hard shift, because you’re out of sync with the rest of the people around you. You’re bathed in darkness. But you’re still alive, as long as the people living in daylight remember you"
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2018-11-19 at 10:12 PM UTC
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My girl made me a cuckold...
Next time surprise her by going in her ass..dry and say "You feel that now bitch...DO YOU....BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
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Thanks, I am an International man who has internationalled many many times...ya'll.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
then why must you do it on thanksgiving day ?
any other sunday will be just as good.
It commemorates a historical event (again inaccurately) but the celebration is now young Benny...NOW I SAY!
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One celebrates the present Vinny with one's family, friends and loved ones. It's not a celebration of historical events...even though historically it's quite inaccurate anyway.
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Enjoying thoughts of Candy all naked and soapy.
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