I shall be giving out hot soup and blankets to the Houston Homeless via the voluntary "help a nigga out" program I belong to.
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Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service
Does anyone know where I go to find pictures of naked women on the internet? My Mom told me to be careful online,
She didn't want you to find her naked photos.
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You can get an apartment in the ghetto here for $500. Sure you have black and Hispanic neighbors who like to shoot at each other but you'll be king of the block when they see whitey walkin to the mailbox. All the crack hoes will want some.
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"Adults have absolutely no business impeding on a child human's sex life. "
Well they do because adults run the show and say what's what.
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2018-11-16 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Do you like being American?
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
Stop calling the United States "America".
We are not America, which there are two btw.
We are a coalition of states within the north American continent.
Right..A Canadian is as much an American as a Frenchman is a European.
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Originally posted by cupocheer
I know that. But do you think you know why I would begin a regimen of antibiotics at the same time I start the steroids for pleurisy?
Speak up!
Because the prescribing doctor needs a kickback from big pharma?
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
A gentle giant u r. 😍
Can I be baby bear tonight and you be Goldilocks?
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Why do old people love talking about their ailments so much...
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Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
Bitch shut the fuck up
You're going to wake up 10 years from now and realize that society has moved on from you ageistic view.
You are not only stupid but a lemming.
My Loli waifu and I will spit on your grave.
In 10yrs your loli waifu will be an old saggy 19ry old.
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2018-11-16 at 3:57 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
That's enough to make one's nipples nipplate
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Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics
Well your cock could aptly be compared to a worm, sure
And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
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2018-11-15 at 9:32 PM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You would cornhole a hairy-assed black man??
No I draw the line at hairy ones.
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2018-11-15 at 4:40 PM UTC
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taunting the fire department
This is America (assuming you're in America)...you can stay in your home regardless (cite: mandatory evacuations which many people ignore).
Unless you're David Koresh of course...
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2018-11-15 at 2:29 PM UTC
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taunting the fire department
You should activate the sprinkler system just for giggles.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
moms deserve everything they get, they signed up for it when they took a dick
Your mom buried under a sea of paperwork huh?
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
My parents were super strict and my dad was a scary giant monster.
Tell us more about your dad's giant monster and what he did with it, talking about this stuff is good therapy.
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2018-11-15 at 8:08 PM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
I found someone saying the kernels in the name brand corns are usually bigger, which also got me wondering why that's even a better thing; if you have the same amount of corn who gives a hoot about having bigger kernels.
Then they talked about crops and milkiness etc.
Well I don't know that much about corn to be honest, I do know though that teeheehee would eat the undigested corn kernels out of your poop.
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2018-11-15 at 5:27 PM UTC
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Someone's enlarged and enraged...
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2018-11-15 at 1:26 PM UTC
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Fight to the death techniques
Kick in the balls to incapacitate then choke hold till they pass out, quickly ass rape then finish the job by strangling.
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