I just shit myself...

1. 2018-11-21 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #21
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung I ended up getting a huge shit spot on the bathroom floor mat… so I set it outside another room door so housekeeping doesn't know it's me… had to wash my shorts and underwear in the shower to get all the shit out of them. Good thing I showered too because I ended up having shit all over my buttocks and up and down my chode.

   
   
2. 2018-11-21 at 4:23 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I was at a cafe about 10 years ago...
   
   Eatin my lunch. All of a sudden everyone in front of me started making “ewww” noises and gagging. That’s when the smell hit me.
   
   I was in a booth in the back and everyone was looking toward the restroom. I see this old lady int the front get up,back of her dress covered in shit. She gets up and leaves money by the register...shit dripping down her leg and leaves a trail of shit.
   
   The waitress cane out and walked by the register to check the bathroom and slipped a little in the shit. She looked down (it took a second to register) and let out a fucking blood curdling scream,everyone looked and saw what was up and jumped up. A few hit the restroom to vomit. Everyone bolted out the back doorway.
   
   I sat there smiling ear to ear.lol
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3. 2018-11-21 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
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