2019-03-07 at 8:20 PM UTC
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(Respecfully) Fuck this venue
Originally posted by Archer513
The goal is to stop doin drugs,get a good paying professional job,where you can get on here and call people fags.
(While getting paid)
The American Dream 😎
Then sit around your perfect house with your perfect wife and your perfect life and wonder what the fuck it's all for.
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2019-03-07 at 8:19 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by mmQ
Circular dumplings are measured in square units too. 🥚
Surely by quantity and weight.
"Son how many dumplings do you want with your stew"
"3.4 square cm please mom"
"You little fucking shit how many, answer before I ram 8.4 square inches in your fucking ahole"
"2 please mom"
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2019-03-07 at 6:56 PM UTC
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PI time
Raspberry Pi, delicious.
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2019-03-07 at 2:15 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Salad topped with something yet to be determined...likely chicken.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I wanna talk chit too with y’all sometimes..
lolol
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Originally posted by Michael Myers
Jiggaboo, you understand that any western female, whether they're a landwhale or not, has a completely inflated ego and thinks they deserve the likes of Chris Evans, et cetera, just because they exist? You aren't getting anywhere by falling for the "respect wahmen" meme. I'm saying this, so you don't make this mistake in real life. Women can be dickbags, and they'd use men like you to buy all the things they like.
lol, stay in your lane pup.
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She's not a piece of meat to be passed around you know, she's a fine woman that any man would be proud to stand beside and say "make me a sandwich luv"
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Originally posted by 🐿
Is gma not cooking no more? Grandmas really do have the best meals.
Until they get to a certain age and confuse the confectioners sugar with flour...had that happen. Ex wifes grandma made funnel cakes and instead of dusting with sugar dusted with flour...being the nice chap I am I said "mmmm delicious!" while forcing it down so then she kept giving me more and more... :(
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Originally posted by Zanick
My mother kicked me out of our two-story, air-conditioned home several times during my adolescence. When this happened, I'd stay with my father in a similar living arrangement. Sometimes I left school not knowing if I'd be going to one comfortable home or stranded at the other. To make matters worse, my mother's house had a piano while my father's had a whirlpool bath—a terrible dilemma, I assure you. I didn't know who to love more. As you can probably imagine, these were very confusing times. I don't like to think about it. I only ever wanted a normal life.
That's nothing, as a child I was forced to wear brown corduroy pants.
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I guess if you were short enough to use these you could just buy a remote control car instead.
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2019-03-06 at 6:09 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by CandyRein
Was too tired from work to cook so it was, Montana Mikes 😋
Dambbbb that looks good.
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Kind of, I got on top and poked her with my rapier.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?
Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
I'm doubtful this is real. It's gonna turn out to be another hoax probably.
These hoaxes be fake ballin, tax money that shit wont last.
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I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.
Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat...when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"
"For the giggles bitch...for the foookin gigglez."
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High summer humidity often results in a breaking of humanity here in Houston. Grown men wearing shorts in the streets like children...SMH as the lovely Donttellem would say, the Empire would never have stood for such animalistic behavior.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Yorkshire pudding is made w milk, flour, and eggs
Yup and then baked in beef drippin if you have it...you can make it in oil but it's best in beef dripping or at a push chicken juices..after you've cooked your meat/chicken pour the yorkshire pudding batter in the hot dripping and then cook for 20 mins or so on 425F.
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When I go home to do my compulsory 18 month visit of the family members I starve myself for a couple of weeks so I can stuff as much toad in my hole as possible.
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