Originally posted by -SpectraL
Number Six: Where am I?
Number Two: In the Village.
Number Six: What do you want?
Number Two: Information.
Number Six: Whose side are you on?
Number Two: That would be telling. We want information… information… information.
Number Six: You won't get it.
Number Two: By hook or by crook, we will.
I've been to Portmeirion, nice tea and scones in the cafe.
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CTRL + or - if you really want to blow your mind.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I do what I want.
And you do it so well. Insert heart eyed emoji here.
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Originally posted by Grylls
What do you think?
I think Humans are failed attempts at creating a higher life form.
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Humans will just continue to annoy you even more as you age son. We really shouldn't live passed the age of 45..we weren't designed for it.
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2019-03-15 at 11:55 AM UTC
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holy fuck
Originally posted by GGG
Aww so adorable Big Lebowski memes how original
I bet you have back pain from sitting in a computer chair/couch all day.
fucking lumbago fag
Are you always angry?
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Originally posted by WellHung
The chick on the bottom has a beautiful face.
Ideal for one of those catfishing profiles...just post a head shot..then when you meet up in real life "oh fuck not again..."
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2019-03-14 at 8:53 PM UTC
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Are you a good person?
Yes to those I give a shit about...which obviously isn't very many.
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They're so vain, I bet they think this thread is about them.
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Quite frankly anyone going to Nairobi voluntarily deserves to die.
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Like my old mom used to say
When cherries are red they're ready to pluck
when girls are 16 they're ready to..take to a dance.
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When I was 12 or so..Diane Coates who was an older girl, 15 or so.
I wrote her a poem and mailed to her house after following her home but she got mad when she read it and told me so the next day. I probably should have put it in an envelope instead of straight in the letterbox as I think her mum or dad read it too.
I even remember it...
There was a young girl called Diane
Whose tits didn't half bounce when she ran
they went up and down
and around and around
those wonderful tits of Diane.
I thought bitches liked poetry.
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Faggotry should be on the list too.
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Originally posted by Grylls
i havent
lolol
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
the backup driver was hired specifically to prevent this kind of thing from happenning.
Look at her/his/it's picture...the person who hired her should also be charged.
That 5 o clock shadow is enough to make you jealous too.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Dad, could your professional underlings tell me a tantalizing tale, about you screaming and yelling in the workplace, sometimes, to no avail?👍😃☺
No, it's one of those things that one rarely has to actually unleash...I tend to save it for road rage incidents rather than at work, at work they've leaned to be compliant like apes pressing a button to get a tasty treat..and a certain look on my face is enough to communicate my displeasure with the underling in question.
"When will we be getting our Christmas bonus?"
"Ummm don't you remember talking back to me on April 23rd at 3.13pm?...still having your job is your Christmas bonus this year"
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Instinct, the desire to suck tit is there from birth
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2019-03-14 at 12:56 PM UTC
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WellHung is a motherfucker
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I said my eyes are bleeding
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