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2019-02-28 at 4:07 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?
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2019-03-01 at 2:45 PM UTC in Is it just me, or do Pugs really look concerned or preoccupied?
Originally posted by mikeyagain Can I get a list of bars, that I shouldn't frequent??
All the really good ones have closed down. The Oz bar and The Hop were great spots for picking up old dogs...sadly both have since shut their doors, I'm still trying to locate where they have reconvened...some went to Chaynes nightclub but they have a dress code and I don't like wearing pants. -
2019-03-01 at 1:48 PM UTC in Young, female Texas educators just can't seem to stop fucking their students..It's an outrage I'm too old for highschool....fucking discrimination.
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2019-03-01 at 2:23 PM UTC in i think we should have 700% more knife crime
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed If you don't carry a sword around with you should hang your head in shame.
What happens if someone walks up to you, slaps you with a glove, and challenges you to a duel?
How do you defend your honor?
The trick is to have no honor to defend in the first place. -
2019-02-28 at 9:27 PM UTC in what would you say are the highlights of your life so far?
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2019-02-28 at 5:55 PM UTC in LJ, DontTellEm, CandyRein, ItyBit, &Firecrochkitty are all dreamsicles...Bill Krozby is pretending to be a man.
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2019-02-28 at 4:52 PM UTC in LJ, DontTellEm, CandyRein, ItyBit, &Firecrochkitty are all dreamsicles...
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2019-02-28 at 2:56 PM UTC in I'm not mad at the tranny shit I just wonderI'd tell everyone my son died on the battlefield in Afghanistan.
"oh really? I could have swore I saw him working in Halfprice books complaining about breaking a nail" -
2019-02-27 at 8:49 PM UTC in Your Tinybltc: how effen rudeCool story x2 brah
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2019-02-27 at 8:35 PM UTC in Where did you go to college?
Originally posted by Instigator Macclesfield.
I had a nasty motorcycle accident in Macclesfield after a chick I was trying to bang refused to give me a good night kiss after I'd drove her home, I still have the road rash scars...some new bypass that was opened in around ummm '92 or so.
The cop interviewing me at the hospital (as they scrubbed the road gravel out of my wounds) said "how fast were you going"...I said "45"...he said "We measured the the scraping on the NEW road surface at 273 ft and the blood trail was 74ft...don't tell me you were doing 45"
He let me off with a warning in the end because no one else was involved and said "Don't come to my town again".
The upside was the chick felt guilty and blamed herself and bestowed her body on me, the downside was I was wrapped up in fucking bandages and couldn't take advantage of the gift for 6 weeks. -
2019-02-27 at 1:51 PM UTC in Official Dick Pic Thread
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2019-02-27 at 6:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Bagel
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2019-02-27 at 6:37 PM UTC in ATTN: BagelBreasts are the great equalizer yes.
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2019-02-27 at 4:22 PM UTC in Pakistan Shoots Down Indian Jets, Helicopter
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2019-02-27 at 6:04 PM UTC in I think this is dumber than a bag of rocks...My god, you're looking closer than I did. I didn't notice those...lolol
It's the tattooist I feel sorry for. -
2019-02-27 at 3:55 PM UTC in Pakistan Shoots Down Indian Jets, Helicopter
Originally posted by Mahmoud I've been worrying about this shit since this morning. The major airports have been shut down so I can't even fly my parents out.
Imran Khan is trying his hardest to negotiate peace rn but India is raring to go because it will help the BJP politically. Fuck Modi. I have many friends on the other side of the border who say that this is exactly what the BJP wants, and about half the nation is holding their heads trying to convince their neighbours to not be retarded.
Send me your moms samosa recipe, thanks. -
2019-02-27 at 3:45 PM UTC in Pakistan Shoots Down Indian Jets, Helicopter
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2019-02-27 at 3:49 PM UTC in I think this is dumber than a bag of rocks...That 2nd pic makes me cry
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2019-02-26 at 9:10 PM UTC in Don't tell me that God equally loves Bradley Cooper and the dude in My Fabulous 600 lb Life...
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2019-02-26 at 8:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust unbuttoned a 3rd button to expose my chest hair a little more ready for hot sales rep who is coming to see me in 30 mins.