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  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL Argumentative, are they?

    Simply wrong, as is everything and everyone that/who tries to argue with my wisdom.
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  2. Originally posted by mikeyagain Can I get a list of bars, that I shouldn't frequent??

    All the really good ones have closed down. The Oz bar and The Hop were great spots for picking up old dogs...sadly both have since shut their doors, I'm still trying to locate where they have reconvened...some went to Chaynes nightclub but they have a dress code and I don't like wearing pants.
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  3. It's an outrage I'm too old for highschool....fucking discrimination.
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  4. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed If you don't carry a sword around with you should hang your head in shame.

    What happens if someone walks up to you, slaps you with a glove, and challenges you to a duel?

    How do you defend your honor?

    The trick is to have no honor to defend in the first place.
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  5. Originally posted by Solstice I took a shit once and when I wiped the paper came back clean

    Ghost poops...you look in the bowl and it's gone too, I know them well.
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  6. Bill Krozby is pretending to be a man.
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  7. Originally posted by CandyRein Iā€™m about to be 35 in 5 days

    *cougar growl*

    šŸ˜‹

    That's still a milf...cougar is 40-45 surely.
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  8. I'd tell everyone my son died on the battlefield in Afghanistan.

    "oh really? I could have swore I saw him working in Halfprice books complaining about breaking a nail"
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  9. Cool story x2 brah
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  10. Originally posted by Instigator Macclesfield.

    I had a nasty motorcycle accident in Macclesfield after a chick I was trying to bang refused to give me a good night kiss after I'd drove her home, I still have the road rash scars...some new bypass that was opened in around ummm '92 or so.

    The cop interviewing me at the hospital (as they scrubbed the road gravel out of my wounds) said "how fast were you going"...I said "45"...he said "We measured the the scraping on the NEW road surface at 273 ft and the blood trail was 74ft...don't tell me you were doing 45"

    He let me off with a warning in the end because no one else was involved and said "Don't come to my town again".

    The upside was the chick felt guilty and blamed herself and bestowed her body on me, the downside was I was wrapped up in fucking bandages and couldn't take advantage of the gift for 6 weeks.
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  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Who ?

    Ignore her baby and come back to bed.
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  13. Breasts are the great equalizer yes.
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  14. Originally posted by Mahmoud Realistically, a chopper and two pilots isn't enough to start a war.


    Wars have been started over less.
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  15. My god, you're looking closer than I did. I didn't notice those...lolol

    It's the tattooist I feel sorry for.
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  16. Originally posted by Mahmoud I've been worrying about this shit since this morning. The major airports have been shut down so I can't even fly my parents out.

    Imran Khan is trying his hardest to negotiate peace rn but India is raring to go because it will help the BJP politically. Fuck Modi. I have many friends on the other side of the border who say that this is exactly what the BJP wants, and about half the nation is holding their heads trying to convince their neighbours to not be retarded.

    Send me your moms samosa recipe, thanks.
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  17. Originally posted by Firekrochfatty keekeekeek @ a mint. Hell, they don't even use deodorant over there!!

    You always get a mint at Indian restaurants with your bill...at least you do at the ones I go to. As a woman you probably don't ever see the bill so are unaware of this.

    Thank you come again.
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  18. That 2nd pic makes me cry
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  19. Here I am headin to the pool to do some laps.

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  20. Just unbuttoned a 3rd button to expose my chest hair a little more ready for hot sales rep who is coming to see me in 30 mins.
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