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I really don’t have a problem with punching women in the throat if they can’t control their egos

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala Do you have cancer and is your wife cheating on you and giving all your money to the man she’s sleeping with?

    It’s ok to hit a bitch.

    And yet he never did, not even once.:(
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Well ladies, is it always wrong to strike a bitch or can you grant some allowances?

    Seems if you saw a woman stomping on a babies head it would ok to slap her away and say "Back dog!" while doing it.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by mmQ And yet he never did, not even once.:(

    He SHOULD have. She needed a firm hand.

    Originally posted by mmQ Really though? They LIKE it? Do any of them ever admit it?

    I wanna find a girl that LIKES me berating her physically and emotionally.

    BDSM exists for a reason.
  4. #24
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?
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  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah but I want a woman that enjoys me throwing a haymaker elbow at her jaw while we're eating spinach artichoke dip at Applebees during peak hours.
  6. #26
    I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.

    Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat...when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"

    "For the giggles bitch...for the foookin gigglez."
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah but I want a woman that enjoys me throwing a haymaker elbow at her jaw while we're eating spinach artichoke dip at Applebees during peak hours.

    Oh I’m sure there’s a niche fetish out there somewhere for that.

    Put a craigslist ad out for: Apps at Applebee’s (maybe even a 2 for 20 if you’re cute) and brutal physicality.

    You’ll probably get a dozen responses.
  8. #28
    Craigslist used to be great entertainment just reading the personal ads.

    "I want a man to come over, come in the house, I'll be upstairs on the bed..he's not to say anything he's just to eat me out and then leave"

    "I want a manbaby to come suck me tits and call me momma, no sex just suckling"
  9. #29
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.

    Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat…when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"

    "For the giggles bitch…for the foookin gigglez."

    Lol sounds like something I would do. I like to catch ppl off guard. Knock knock bitch! U remember when u ate all the French fries out of the bag 3 weeks ago?! Judgement day asshole.
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.

    Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat…when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"

    "For the giggles bitch…for the foookin gigglez."

    Did you continue dating her? Did she explain herself? Was she just trying to be funny?

    That'sfucking weird, and I'm not kidding, the other day at work, I was cleaning a knife in the dish pit and this server was grabbing some clean dishes and I walked up behind her and held the knife to her throat and said "I could fucking kill you right now." She didn't move and laughed and just told her I always wanted to do that.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you continue dating her? Did she explain herself? Was she just trying to be funny?

    Yes we bought a house together and got engaged but I told her I'd never actually marry her.

    She wasn't trying to be funny, she was doing exactly what she said...showing me she could kill me whenever she wanted. hence the "crazy" terminology used...I prefer a woman who comes with drama though...normal ones get boring fast.

    amirite or amirite?

    That'sfucking weird, and I'm not kidding, the other day at work, I was cleaning a knife in the dish pit and this server was grabbing some clean dishes and I walked up behind her and held the knife to her throat and said "I could fucking kill you right now." She didn't move and laughed and just told her I always wanted to do that.

    Glynis, is that you??
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you ever do something similar back to her?
  13. #33
    Kind of, I got on top and poked her with my rapier.
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  14. #34
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?

    Absolutely 😋
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?

    Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.
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  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.

    Maybe she's one of those that like it. Are you fat with blue hair DTE?
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  17. #37
    CandyRein Black Hole
    No she’s not
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  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol guilty
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  19. #39
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Punching women is enjoyable. 👍
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