2019-03-06 at 6:02 PM UTC
I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?
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2019-03-06 at 6:03 PM UTC
Yeah but I want a woman that enjoys me throwing a haymaker elbow at her jaw while we're eating spinach artichoke dip at Applebees during peak hours.
2019-03-06 at 6:04 PM UTC
I told this event on DH so some of you may remember it.
Back when I was a young fella me lad and dating the crazy nurse I woke up one night with her straddled across me holding a kitchen knife to my throat...when I opened my eyes she said "just so you know I can kill you anytime I want". naturally I punched her and she went flying off the end of the bed and said "owwwwww what did you do that for?!!?"
"For the giggles bitch...for the foookin gigglez."
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2019-03-06 at 6:08 PM UTC
Craigslist used to be great entertainment just reading the personal ads.
"I want a man to come over, come in the house, I'll be upstairs on the bed..he's not to say anything he's just to eat me out and then leave"
"I want a manbaby to come suck me tits and call me momma, no sex just suckling"
2019-03-06 at 6:21 PM UTC
Did you ever do something similar back to her?
2019-03-06 at 6:23 PM UTC
Kind of, I got on top and poked her with my rapier.
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2019-03-06 at 6:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?
Absolutely 😋
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2019-03-06 at 6:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I just wish some lil bitch faggot would hit me, I'd spidermonkey all over his throat. Do you know what I am saying?
Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.
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2019-03-06 at 6:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Who would do such a thing to one so lovely.
Maybe she's one of those that like it. Are you fat with blue hair DTE?
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2019-03-06 at 6:26 PM UTC
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2019-03-06 at 6:29 PM UTC
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2019-04-06 at 8:05 PM UTC
Punching women is enjoyable. 👍