Originally posted by Red_Woman
Lol aldra and poley. Jigg and archer knows where to find me. 😉
Laying naked in my bed with a look of satisfaction and contentment.
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Son, you only have yourself to please and please please yourself whenever you please.
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*foster home...I doubt anyone would actually care.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Did you know? They are getting rid of the Walmart greeters.
Yes I told you when they fired me...oh wait...
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Originally posted by Red_Woman
Having a 
while watching world figure skating championship.
Hello Mistress...I'm ready for my punishment.
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Originally posted by GGG
That's because all I have to do is type 'nigger' and she gets upset. A predator always picks the weakest victim, and I'm a goddamn carnivore.
Lololol, the only meat you eat is dick.
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2019-03-20 at 3:16 PM UTC
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Spells that work
Back when I was a young fella-me-lad-sonofabitch I bought this book on practical witchcraft during my Ozzy Osborne phase. It detailed the process for achieving Astral projection in it...which basically consisted of the following.
Lay a large black velvet blanket/sheet out on the floor (not sure why black velvet was important)
Put a lit candle at each corner along with a "pile" (quantity not specified) of salt also at each corner
remove all your clothing and lay spread eagle on the blanket (as i recall It mentioned a particularly direction...like head facing north or something but it's like 35yrs ago so I don't remember)
Close your eyes and clear your mind, then imagine yourself floating above your body looking back down on yourself.
It then went on to say how quick and easy it was to achieve and that at first you should limit your travels to the immediate area until you get used to it...then when you feel more confident you can go further afield.
As I recall all I achieved was freaking my mom out when she walked in on my laying naked on a black blanket with candles around it and accusing me of trying to summon the devil.
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Originally posted by Archer513
Now she’s on plenty of fish lookin for a “real man”
Lol
"White disabled woman living in a motel with 2 (used to be 3) kids of mixed race looking for a king to treat me how I deserve"
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Originally posted by Archer513
Big girls like those spanx
Slims our their rolls
"our" huh...
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Lol yeah that was the exercise advice for women from the 1980s
It's still great advice...small weights and lots of repetition is good for cardio...which is better exercise than lifting heavy weights for 2 mins. Exercise and trying to get "built" are not the same thing...you fatties simply don't understand.
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It started off so well but then...
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I'd like to smack dontellem on the ass.
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2019-03-19 at 12:07 PM UTC
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Trump does it again!
Originally posted by Torx
" because if you’re a typical American worker, you have a finite amount of income to spend,”
Wow, I wish I had this level of American education...
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Till they start farting and snoring...and I've noticed it's the ones you least expect to do it who do do it...
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I'm shocked by this accusation. My ragging had a purpose, so she'd notice me...a bit like pulling the hair of the girl at school..yes I'm still that childish.
❤
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Originally posted by Ghost
wait…..
dont tell them is a female?
And a magnificent specimen of one too.
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Originally posted by Grylls
prove it
That's like asking for proof god exists...have faith young billy lad.
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One step closer to going through trash cans for your dinner.
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Originally posted by Ghost
you people still have living parents? I am surprised
You're from an era when the parents are usually drug addled alcoholics like the kids.
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2019-03-18 at 1:22 PM UTC
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Don'tTellEm is a goddess...
Originally posted by mikeyagain
Bitch been acting like a bitch to me…😊
You reap what you sow young Michelle.
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