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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Originally posted by mmQ You should give this to your buddy pal Wren here so it's not sitting around your place stinking up the joint collecting dust you'd be doing both of us a favor. Thanks chap!

    I should have taken the photo outside and posted it in your "things I found on the ground" thread.
  2. when did the "no cap" thing start...what a fucking stupid term.
  3. Pre-market 14.95

    Shoulda bought it at $8.5 niggas.
  4. Originally posted by Kafka Reminds me of this https://retrogames.biz/products/thea500-mini/

    Got one of those too, though I paid retail of course.
  5. Originally posted by troon holy fuck! must have been uncomfortable carrying that home with sticky wet pants

    I waited till I got home before I wanked over it.
  6. There's a new shipment en-route...pic to follow upon delivery.
  7. I used the "I'm a virgin waiting for the right girl..and I think I just found her" line a few times in my early 20s...it only worked on a couple...the rest just laughed and said "sure".
  8. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Adult diaper makes me think of the horned up NASA psycho-Billie lady who put on her space diaper so she could drive 15 hours ,juicing her shorts the whole way, to hunt down her ex boyfriend and put a silk hose on his balls and yank

    She should have sold those used diapers...she was SITTING on a gold mine there.

    "Actual diapers from astronauts love triangle...shipped in ziplock bag to maintain the freshness"
  9. Originally posted by Steven it was deserved. You can cry about it later, offline.

    I spent the weekend doing so.
  10. da-da
  11. I've been with 2...they were both fucking nuts.
  12. Fucked it up or threw it up?
  13. Put a shirt on faggot
  14. Originally posted by Bradley Jigga was she hot

    Who??
  15. Was HIS original name Alan?
  16. Originally posted by Bradley Hate to say it but I like taking girls on dates even when I pay

    Don't worry...that feeling will pass the older they get. Enjoy it while you can
  17. Whenever I hear about Salman Rushdi I always think about that Nursery Rhyme


    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday,
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy
  18. Here's a limerick I wrote for a girl at school

    There was a young girl called Diane
    Whose tits didn't have bounce when she ran
    They went up and down and around and around
    Those wonderful tits of Diane.

    She was a school prefect like me, I wrote it on a wall (large) by where she was usually "stationed" so she'd see it. She wasn't happy about it and reported it. I got suspended for a few days.

    6 months later she was all over me and we got caught in the Prefect's room having sex, I said it was my fault to save her...I got "fired" from being a prefect for that...the first person to be fired from being a Prefect in the 150yrs of the school...something to be proud of I think...I was a god to the other kids after that.
  19. Originally posted by Bradley I've eaten cat and dog and pigsblood with the Cantonese ppl

    With Cantonese people?!?! Try gravy next time...it's far less salty than those Asian folk.
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