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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Originally posted by πŸ¦„πŸŒˆ MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted πŸ’‰ (we beat covid!) πŸ‘¬πŸ’•πŸ‘­πŸ€ (🍩✊) That's why this forum is on the way out.

    Some things have had their time and just need to die.
  2. I'm about to go water the horses and then go check out if Value Village has any amazing deals during my lunch break.
  3. Originally posted by Bradley I ate some string cheese, a piece of turkey, some olives, a scoop of mashed potatos and some coffee.

    I feel ok

    Eating coffee probably isn't a good idea.
  4. Originally posted by Fluttershy Because we’ve neutered the English language. We somehow went from β€œcolored people” being bad to β€œpeople of color” somehow being good.

    Same with Queer, when I was a young-fella-me-lad it was a derogatory term for faggots...now they embrace it as a positive descriptor. Niggers should do the same.
  5. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep A man who transitioned into female.

    Thank you mistress
  6. Originally posted by Bradley Anyone that comes to my house and wants to be identified differently must participate in the dinner table genital inspection

    What if they have both?
  7. Originally posted by Bradley We successfully proved that federal agents cannot show you their dong, bro on cam whenever you ask them to over 12 years ago. Pretty sure entrapment laws haven't changed so that is still our go to verification technique.

    Pretty sure if Bill Clinton can get his dick sucked in the Oval office some low tier FBI guy (or the mail man as he's a federal employee) can show his cock online.
  8. Originally posted by Elbow yeah deffo


    All the UFO nuts have been saying for months/weeks now we're going to have a UFO battle between 2 warring factions in our skies on Dec 3rd...I fucking hope it happens so this world as we know it will end.



    Disclaimer...just googled the 'event' haven't watched the video myself as I'm at work.
  9. Originally posted by Bradley Wrong, they make two versions now

    1 for obesity

    1 for diabetics

    Wrong, it's the same shit but fatties figured out it helped them lose weight so started taking it.

    Again, just stop stuffing your face and there wont be a need for it unless you're diabetic.

    Fat fucks, always trying to justify their gluttony.."eeeehhhhh it's not my fault, give me drugs to fix it ehhhhhh"
  10. Originally posted by Instigator Hey did I tell you about(I probably did) we had personal (group)zoom calls with Russell brand in rehab and they were as bland as its sounds.

    Did you ask him what Katy Perry was like in the sack?
  11. Originally posted by πŸ¦„πŸŒˆ MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted πŸ’‰ (we beat covid!) πŸ‘¬πŸ’•πŸ‘­πŸ€ (🍩✊) ..

    Thought inspiring response there.
  12. Lyndsey Lohan's pussy juice.
  13. Originally posted by Wariat Do you guys believe there really was a castle of wolfenstein in real life with crazy ass expeirments thst the allies swept under the run after the war and no one ever knew existed?

    Dr Mengele did all kinds of experiments..particularly on twins in Auschwitz.

    "It's legal in Poland fuys" - Josef Mengele 1944
  14. That reminds me, when exwife #2 was forced to do the 12 steps thing like 8 of them carried "religious" overtones...I asked what if you don't believe in god and got the answer "you don't have to you just have to believe in a power higher than you"...so obviously I then asked "What if I don't believe there is a power higher than the self".

    ..then you're fucked was the response.
  15. Originally posted by Bradley You nigga, i'm taking if you come to my clubhouse how I will treat you as a jedi person

    I'm not affiliated with any religious group or organization, I'm my own god.
  16. Originally posted by Bradley I like how a lot of people in britain seem to have two first names

    Um they don't. Middle names are pretty rare too...seems like near everyone here in the US has a middle name...dumb.

    The number of times I've been asked what my middle name is and I answer "danger" and they then say "No be serious"...
  17. The best and most effective torture isn't when it's done to you but when it's done to a loved one while you watch.
  18. My car drives itself on the freeway and it's a cheap Kia...cruise control, anti crash braking and lane keeping assist means I can sit back and take a fucking nap....if only I could disable the "attention warning" sound when you have your hands off the wheel for a while.
  19. Why does diet coke from a fountain drink machine taste better than plastic bottle diet coke which in turn takes better than diet coke in a can?
  20. Originally posted by Carl Minion III Ok first off please do not compare me with that cartoon Despicable Me.

    My Grandfather was well known during the Greenwich Village period of Avant Gard as well as the Beat Generation.
    I am here because I have been going from one picture board forum to the next trying to find help in something horrible that happen to me.
    I am a white male, age 28 and My wife is an Indian in which we formally lived in Dallas area and ran a home business until we were not longer profiting enough to survive.
    The short of it is this. She has always been faithful in marriage. Indian women have fun before they get married but once married they are like jedi women and remain faithful to their spouse. it's a cultural thing.
    We moved to NYC to live with my now Mother who also was from NYC and I got a Job in the banking industry in lower management credit related.
    Now, This is what happened. I got home early and my caught my wife getting what I thought was a Rape by a Black man and I grabbed a poker from the fireplace and poked him in his back and he grabbed his clothing and ran off. I was scared because he was large and I was not ready for what I witnessed. But as soon as I realize it was consensual I lost my mind and blacked out and I punched her in the vagina with the poker and now I broke my wife's vagina. it's broken for good. She can't have sex with me anymore and she's very angry and I just feel awefi;.

    is there some advice you can offer me. how can I make this go away>?

    TLDR...cliffnotes bitch.
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