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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Fear not..."THE BRITISH ARE COMING"...will once again by hollered across this vast country but this time it will be met with resounding cheers and encouragement and a few "thank the gods"
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Do you still have the package? I just looked up vegan meatballs at Aldi and they show a bunch of packages that say MEATLESS MEATBALLS both words are the same size.

    Yeah..these are them...guess the "meatless part" got by me that day"




    I was just focused on the balls man.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Do you still have the package? I just looked up vegan meatballs at Aldi and they show a bunch of packages that say MEATLESS MEATBALLS both words are the same size.

    No, I made a curry with them....let me see if I can find a photo of said packet.
  4. RAM it up your arse! (all 48K of it...64K when the language card shows up...need that to play The Oregon Trail).
  5. Why are you posting "family" photos of some old bitch no one cares about?
  6. "I'm a ho for Idaho - instant mashed potatoes" - copyright Jiggaboo Johnson 2022.
  7. Some instant taters mixed in would have worked great with this.

  8. Take it where?
  9. Originally posted by Steven You need to look up frijoles charros and start making them instead of whatever this is.

    Just buy them from the roach coach nigger.
  10. "Trump was a pretty dang cool prez"

    AND WILL BE AGAIN!!!!
  11. /Insert skin flute or rusty trombone suggestion here
  12. Originally posted by troon i wonder if he ever pisses on her face while she does it

    "Who's a bad boy?, that's going to cost you extra Billy"
  13. Originally posted by mmQ I mean it could be some fucking kid turning off his cosmic computer program and deleting us forever. Let's just make it happen and get it over with but I want to be all of us at once, not some slow burn type shit. ONE FELL SWOOP OF DEATH for all of humanity is all I ask.

    Murder suicide proponent detected.
  14. Originally posted by A College Professor that wasnt my car.

    i concluded working in the blazing sun and summer heat build character

    I found sitting at home in the a/c eating snacks and watching movies while some grunt does all the work and sweating builds a more relaxed and easy going character.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Apparently there's a lot of other living things that we don't want either. I wish our sun would just randomly explode and then we could look back at this and wonder why we ever cared at all

    We don't even need our sun to explode...a sufficiently close by neighbor star going supernova would take us all out too.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ That's a pretty good point about the world not needing anyone tbh. We need it way fucking more than it needs us. Oh world pleas provide me more food and water as I'm too stupid to make it myself. Thanks world. Sorry I litter on you sometimes but for real thanks for the food and water.

    None of the other living beings on Earth wants us....we are basically to Gaia theory what Wariat is to NIS.
  17. I'm moist just thinking about it.
  18. If you're a young man in your early 20s go get a job in the kitchen at hooters...thank me later.
  19. *he
  20. Originally posted by A College Professor swim once had a carbuncle on my forehead that had became so painful that I went to my family doctor to get him to lance and drain it.


    A carbuncle is a pus-filled lump formed under the skin which is generally caused by staphylococcus aureus bacteria. A carbuncle is commonly formed when the bacteria invades hair follicles on any area of the body.

    From my research swim knew that just picking at the bump and trying to squeeze it would just cause it to get worse.

    The only real treatment was to lance and drain the infection and to prescribe antibiotics.

    My doctor refused to lance and drain the boil, but instead just prescribed an antibiotic, which swim started immediately.

    Within two days the carbuncle had gotten so big that it had closed off my right eye.

    By now it was Sunday and I couldn’t reach my doctor so swim rushed to the emergency room at the local hospital.

    They admitted me right away, lanced the boil and tried to drain as much as possible in the infected area.

    They then performed a CAT scan on me to determine how bad the infection had spread. Their concern was that I could permanently lose my eyesight in my right eye if the infection had spread to my eye.

    They then admitted me to the hospital where I was placed on a very strong cocktail solution of antibiotics to fight the infection for three days.

    Fortunately I didn’t lose my eyesight, but the overall cost of his refusing to lance the carbuncle caused me a lot of unwarranted pain and suffering, plus thousands of dollars in medical bills.

    You sure use soap and water more often, no need to thank me for this tip.
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