2022-08-30 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
"Hey lets go to the library...treat ourselves to a latte at the new avant garde coffee shop down the street!"
"You mean starbucks?"
2022-08-30 at 5:47 PM UTC
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BradleyBs wariat thread
Try to get a picture for us. Take a selfie together or something, less conspicuous...we can always edit your face out later for masturbatory reasons.
2022-08-30 at 5:40 PM UTC
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BradleyBs wariat thread
I'll fap to this later when I get home...for old times sake.
2022-08-30 at 5:38 PM UTC
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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
I thought staycation was when you stayed home because you are too poor/boring to go anywhere else.
REAL men don't shave their groin area, they let it grow wild and bushy so the Anaconda that lives there feels comfortable and protected...and ready to STRIKE unseen at passersby
Same as eating chocolate...if you eat a few pieces of chocolate it's really good at first..but if you eat a shitload you get tired of it and want to puke.
Same with your shitty music you listen too except that makes everyone else want to puke too.
Those melting glaciers are going to release frozen Megaladon sharks or something... then when the flooding comes will all be fucked...if the flooding doesn't get you the Megaladons will.
2022-08-30 at 5:11 PM UTC
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I fucked this up
Those Columbian ones are the ones that drug you and steal a kidney, avoid.
2022-08-30 at 4:46 PM UTC
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Guys this is big
You can "cum across someone" online but not "run into them"
2022-08-30 at 4:46 PM UTC
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Guys this is big
If you see someone online it's not "running into them"
2022-08-30 at 4:35 PM UTC
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I fucked this up
I haven't been able to stomach french onion soup for years...talk about acid reflux.
Yes, I believe it's called "Club Faggot"