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Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. Originally posted by ohfralala It’s bleeding right now. I’m gonna post pics to show how manly I am like OP.

    ^_^

    It's not like I cried or anything...much.
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Doesn't matter how big or small the mark is…burns always hurt the worst. On some occasions, I had to leave cold running water on them for hours, before they stopped burning once I removed the water.

    It took a day to show up, when I did it I couldn't see anything on it, not even reddening. This is what happens though when you spend your evenings fixing up shit to sell on Ebay instead of mindlessly watching TV.

    One suffers for ones $$$.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and it still bleeds.

    monthly.

    lololol
  4. Originally posted by tee hee hee Near miss..as in you almost ended up being a Miss.

    Good job I had it tucked at the time...as you know it reaches about that far down otherwise.
  5. Originally posted by GGG I agree. That's why I don't trash my own home. Cleanliness is a good show of character imo. If your shit is trash, you are probably trash too. Never met someone who had their shit together but still lived in filth.

    I've noticed a lot of those hot instagram thots have their rooms looking like a Goodwill store...shit piled up everywhere. Good looking on the outside but rotten on the inside..just like that apple I had a couple of weeks ago.
  6. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I have a shit load of soldering iron burns on my iron from when I was doing wood burning art.

    I'm glad it was only my leg and not my wood I burned.
  7. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the first one is a song too

    old ppl don't know anything about culture

    Old people invented culture and song!



    Hello darkness my old friend...
  8. I'm withdrawing my thank as you fucking plagiarized it...

    https://genius.com/Fidlar-sober-lyrics
  9. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
    Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
    I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
    If I can win then you can lose
    Take the cash I'll take the booze

    Why must we fight you and I
    When friends we can be, do or die!
    Lets share the cash, the benzos, the love
    Just as JC taught us from above

    Sure your garden might be better than mine
    Sure my poems actually rhyme
    Who cares about all that stuff?
    When at the end of the day we both can share the love.
  10. Originally posted by tee hee hee Im jst glad you didn't include your weirdo alien looking toes in the pic 👍

    She's mad and jealous because she's like 5'1" and has size 9 feet...
  11. Should have just ordered a pizza and got fatter.
  12. Originally posted by Narc Oh right I see. For a moment there I thought you really were a cyclist and a spped skater, lolhaha.

    So why do you shave your legs then?


    .

    No that part was true...see you at the velodrome.
  13. Originally posted by Octavian Anyone that records mile stones are nonces.

    14,000 scout leaders camping in the woods
    14,000 penises in little boys butts.

    SMH The things one has to do for an orienteering patch


    https://www.nj.com/news/2012/10/14500_pages_of_boy_scout_perve.html
  14. Originally posted by Narc Oh, I didn't realize you were one of §m£ÂgØLs mates.


    .

    I'm not it was a joke...I prefer pantyhose.
  15. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III still better. your leg looks like you shaved it a week ago

    Yes I'm a swimmer cyclist and speed skater...shaving my legs not only cuts hundredths of a second off my lap times but they also look great in black thigh highs.
  16. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III my leg is more muscular and overall better looking than yours

    You're quite a bit younger than me though...right? That's a 51yr old leg you're whacking off to right there. Imagine my leg when it was 25 and playing soccer and rubgy...you'd blow your load before you got your pants down my lad.
  17. Originally posted by Grylls But if you disagree you are wrong, agree?

    I'm pretty neutral on this.
  18. Yep wounds take longer to heal and more likey to scar when you're an old fuck...especially emotional ones.
  19. I think it's clear who has the nicest legs though...
  20. Maybe I should trade my $500 Hakko solder iron station in for a cornish pasty.
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